The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.20.13

November 20th, 2013 // 332 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring newcomer Kea Ho, a man woman whose name actually made me laugh out loud into the cold emptiness of my mother’s basement, because I am both emotionally undeveloped and racially insensitive. So to keep that vibe going, here’s Jeremy Piven being heckled by gays, Iggy Pop actually wearing a shirt, and Jennifer Nicole Lee dribbling ice cream all over her boobies to make me think of ejaculate.

*breaks through third waffle cone with penis* HOLLYWOOD IS ALL LIES!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    You ARE the Father!

  2. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
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    ” You will join scientology or you will get the gunk from underneath my nail on the tip of your nose! “

  3. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    Flatliner
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    As Simon just spotted Clarkson, he’s thinking how awesome it would be to get her before the next trimester.

  4. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage See Through Shirt Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    Qmak
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    “Dame Edna, can you give us a smile?”

  5. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
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    Fist fighting with Father Time huh?

  6. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
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    Still banging Lizzy Caplan. Actually, from the effort he appears to be putting, she’s still banging him.

  7. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
    fred
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    The Jazzi 30 is a far superior ride if you ask me, but whatever.

  8. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
    Meshuggah Tits
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    This is what Kim Kardashian’s soul looks like.

  9. Jon Voight Parking Ticket
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    “Did you want a picture son?”
    “No thanks. I thought you were Alec Baldwin.”

  10. Jennifer Nicole Lee Ice Cream Dripping On Cleavage
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    Is she expecting us to see that she huffing on a cone with that load on her boobs.

  11. Amy Adams Pumping Gas
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    “Manual labor makes me toot.”

  12. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
    Whitney
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    Someone photoshop her forehead?

  13. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
    gary coleman's ghost
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    The Kardashian/Jenner sisters were the only white women invited to the Million Man March.

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
    Flatliner
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    There are alot of things going on here…and the only attractive aspect is the pregnant belly.

  15. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    will not say anything bad about MJF. BTTF and TW are among my favorite movies.

  16. Miranda Kerr Butt Spandex Dress Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    I don’t have any snark for this photo. She is simply the most beautiful woman on the planet. Her ass is a work of art.

  17. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Loves black men too.

  18. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Great if you don’t mind that penis down below.

  19. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
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    “Haylie who? Oh no you don’t!”

  20. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
    Flatliner
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    Very NOT nice

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Russell Wilson Extra
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    What Russell says: “It’s so nice to be here. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I am fortunate to have such a great opportunity to play football.”

    What Russell is thinking: “It’s so nice to be here. It’s a pleasure to meet you. I am fortunate to have such a great opportunity to play football.”

  22. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
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    another successful pass through security with 15,000 Guatemalan narc tablets up his ass.

  23. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    fred
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    Ms. Butter Face 2013 everybody!

  24. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    I’d be pissed if the agency substituted my normal hookers with that one.

  25. Demi Lovato Side Boob Frozen Premiere
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    Somewhere, a shaved Katy Perry is cowering in corner, stifling her tears. “She cuts other people too!” she mutters, over and over again, disbelieving.

  26. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
    Flatliner
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    Can’t help but think of a nice bottle of chianti and some fava beans.

  27. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
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    sasha grey?

  28. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
    Cock Dr
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    Given the expression on her face I’m guessing she’s even more unhappy with those cameras flashing than when she initially received her handler’s instructions that the client “wants you to wear a skirt so thin and tight that he can count the cunt hairs”.

  29. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
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    Leave (Get Out) must have made a whole lot of though if she’s still allowed to be around. Just kidding, she’s Lohaning her way through life.

  30. Mickey Rourke Velour Dragon Jumpsuit Carrying Gallon Of Water
    George P Burdell
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    This is what Kim Kardashian’s soul looks like.

  31. Jennifer Nicole Lee Ice Cream Dripping On Cleavage
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    Everyone of her pictures needs to be captioned with “tee hee hee!”

    My bikini top has come untied, tee hee hee!
    My bikini bottom has come untied, tee hee hee!
    My ice cream has melted and dripped on my boobs, tee hee hee!

  32. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Russell Wilson Extra
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    What the guy behind Russell is thinking: “God, what I wouldn’t give for a few seconds alone with her…”

  33. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    It’s shake rattle and roll for Michael J. Fox, so now i’ve said it I need Fox to mix up some trail mix for me.

  34. Jon Voight Parking Ticket
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    “Oh you damn paparazzi, why won’t you leave me al…oh, you want me over here? Sure thing!”

  35. Ireland Baldwin Spandex Dress Instagram
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    Big “S,” small “a,” small “n,” big “D,” small “e,” big “E.” Big “S,” small “a,” small “n,” big “D,” small “e,” big “E.” And there’s a little star at the end.

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
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    This chick has been pregnant for, like, a year and a half.

  37. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    “OK, Chantelle, hold it together. Just remember: $750 a night will buy a lot of bleach and hair degreaser.”

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Ice Cream Dripping On Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    She should pay this site handsomely for all these ads they run for her.

  39. JoJo Levesque Tight Minidress GBF Premiere
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    She’s definitely underrated. I would like to eat and pound her asshole.

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    These two just won’t let UGG boots die.

  41. Amy Adams Pumping Gas
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    Not pictured: the guy whose head got rammed by the car door and Amy’s knee.

  42. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    beaver eater
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    Now I’m no doctor but is a nipple supposed to be that high up on the breast?

  43. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    Cock Dr
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    This is what they clamor for all damned day, toe & nips…then when it’s posted it goes all quiet. Go figure.

  44. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
    alex
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    So someone named KIA HOE is at a Mini Cooper event?

  45. Ireland Baldwin Spandex Dress Instagram
    alex
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    Should I be getting sick of someone so beautiful? I understand The Superficial gets Instagram pics for free but I’m getting tired of this chick already.

    • Aw common man! This is an awesome photo. Here we have a very happy, very pretty young girl on a beach at low tide, at sunrise no less, leaping, frisking about, and reaching for the upper stratosphere (no matter that her father should be taking large doses of Thorazine on a regular basis, under tight medical supervision) . Don’t deny it. The photo is lovely. On the flip side, the sight that makes me want to pluck my eyes out at the roots (and probably everyone else is with me on this) would be the millionth photo of Kim Kardashian’s tired old tits and ass, totally exposed and lumbering toward a Limmo in clothes that are sheer and so tight that she must stand in the Limmo or risk killing all that ride with her when the fabric tears asunder when she sits. Ugh. Do you remember Paris Hilton? No, of course you don’t. With any luck, and perhaps if we all begin sacrificing newborn lambs to the prince of all evil (but only as a last resort), Kim K. will go the way of the Werebeast – uh, I mean Paris Hilton (the sacrificing of lambs really does work however – I’m just say’in). Nevertheless, I disagree with you – the photo is lovely. Domi Bien.

  46. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    Is that a cum stain on her skirt (near the belly button area)?

  47. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
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    ….but she’s a sure thing.

  48. Amy Adams Pumping Gas
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    Passing gas?

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Russell Wilson Extra
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    Russell is wondering how come he isn’t behind that ass when he is under center.

  50. Jon Voight Parking Ticket
    Bonky
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    Well, that’s not a Chrysler LeBaron, so how do I know that
    really is Jon Voight’s car ?

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