The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.20.13

November 20th, 2013 // 332 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring newcomer Kea Ho, a man woman whose name actually made me laugh out loud into the cold emptiness of my mother’s basement, because I am both emotionally undeveloped and racially insensitive. So to keep that vibe going, here’s Jeremy Piven being heckled by gays, Iggy Pop actually wearing a shirt, and Jennifer Nicole Lee dribbling ice cream all over her boobies to make me think of ejaculate.

*breaks through third waffle cone with penis* HOLLYWOOD IS ALL LIES!

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Russell Wilson Extra
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    I can’t imagine a time that I’d EVER get tired of looking at this woman’s ass!

  2. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
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    Whats on her face? Also youre gross if you think she’s hot.

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
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    This homeless chick has good boobs.

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Pregnant Belly
    diego
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    Richie Sambora?

  5. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hey guys! Deacon Jones gave me this bike to play with, he’s got some more back at his house. He says he’s having a big pool party later on!”

  6. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    The poor man’s Charlie Sheen. What’s the over/under on how many years this kid has left?

  7. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
    Freebie
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    She’s a fast learner. Only 16 and already has her black cock.

    • cc

      But she’s got to wait TWO whole years to release a sex tape! The Kardashians can’t wait that long when it comes to clamoring for publicity.

  8. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
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    I don’t know who this chick is but I like that her nipple popped out long enough to say “hi” to us all.

  9. Maitland Ward Nipples Cleavage Spandex Dress Bags To Benefit Charity Evening For CHAMPS High School Of The Arts
    anonymous
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    Her plastic surgeon sucks at nipple placement.

  10. Kea Ho Cleavage MINI Cooper Red Carpet Premiere
    Deacon Jones
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    More of her

  11. Nicollette Sheridan Haggard Wrinkled Face Extra
    Freebie
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    Not aging well.

  12. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
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    Did she bang her head on some wet paint?

  13. Miranda Kerr Butt Spandex Dress Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    I’ll “F-Type” her.

    that sounded funnier in my head.

  14. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
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    Her clitoris wants to say “hi” too it appears

  15. Kanye West Hoodie Paparazzi Falling Down
    j/k
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    Didn’t I tell you his douche aura can knock a man down?

  16. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    What does the Fox say?

    “I wish I didn’t have parkinsons”

  17. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    Pre-workout intestinal cleanse…

  18. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
    Flatliner
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    I think she passed out on the coke table.

  19. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Ribbon dresses control cocaine bloat too?

  20. Kanye West Hoodie Paparazzi Falling Down
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    Wonderful, now he has jedi powers… Granted we should have known all along. After all, that ass doesn’t spread itself…

  21. Jeremy Piven
    Flatliner
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    Although the woman’s expression says it all, its’ pretty sad when even the white guy is laughing at you.

  22. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
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    Sabrina the Chelsea Handler-looking Witch

  23. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
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    Wow, it’s like he had an obese twin that decided to eat him and take his life…

  24. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
    joe
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    He’s been making friends with the buffet.

  25. Melissa Joan Hart White Powder On Forehead Frozen Premiere
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    It looks like someone spit her makeup on. That being said, I would fuck her while making her call me Sam.

  26. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
    Flatliner
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    Those pants would make a great DUI test…just try and point to her asshole.

  27. Miranda Kerr Butt Spandex Dress Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    The Dude
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    A body and face that will likely still be ‘cute’ well into her 50s.

  28. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    As Cowell spots another man with exposed moobs, he can only wonder how such an insolent person presume to usurp his crow of moobihood.
    This must be settled in the ancient form of combat: NIPPLE TO NIPPLE!!

  29. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants Covering Face
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    OK, so Vanessa farted in her sister’s face, but who farted in Vanessa’s?

  30. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
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    Based on the facial expression, sometimes the “escort” part of the job follows the “other stuff” part of the job.

  31. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Russell Wilson Extra
    Flatliner
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    It looks like Maria’s hips widened a little bit in anticipation of some sea-cock.

  32. Corey Feldman Cracked Out Prostitute Bootsy Bellows
    JPC
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    You can tell things are going bad for Corey when he can’t even afford a hooker who’ll pretend she isn’t disgusted to be with him.

  33. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
    Jade
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    Scientology’s next convert.

  34. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, Kanye West, and now Jaden Smith?

    This 4 Douchemen of the Apocalypse have finally come to destroy Earth.

  35. Matthew Perry Double Chin Stubble Fat Belly
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    He’s a greasy baseball cap away from being a dead ringer for Michael Moore

  36. Maitland Ward Nipples Cleavage Spandex Dress Bags To Benefit Charity Evening For CHAMPS High School Of The Arts
    IAmAGuest
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    The air displaced by her left nipple is actually moving her bottom lip upwards.

  37. Miranda Kerr Butt Spandex Dress Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    Looking oh so single and ready to mingle.
    Who gets her next?

  38. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage See Through Shirt Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    Poor Kelly gets knocked up and next thing you know she starts looking like an Osbourne.

  39. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
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    Must have just taken the training wheels off. He’s a bit shaky.

  40. Simon Cowell Crazy Eyes Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    “Yes actually, I am proud of my chest pubes.”

  41. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Jeans Russell Wilson Extra
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    “You probably hear this a lot, but could we finish this interview with you facing the other direction?”

  42. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner Crystalarium
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    This is about the manliest thing he’s ever done with a girl…

  43. Amy Markham Bikini Cameltoe Wedgie
    Jade
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    I want to make some kind of joke about how she’s spreading her buttcheeks for the camera, but I’m at a total loss.

  44. Kanye West Hoodie Paparazzi Falling Down
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Holy shit! Now Alec Baldwin is invisible?

  45. Kanye West Hoodie Paparazzi Falling Down
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    I see Vlade Divac is now a paparazzo.

  46. Miranda Kerr Butt Spandex Dress Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
    George P Burdell
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    She’s ported and relieved and she’s stroked and bored.

  47. Michael J Fox Riding Girls Bike Central Park
    Joe
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    Nikon introduces the Ultra-fast Shutter Speed SLR 9000 Digital Camera.

  48. Kelly Clarkson Cleavage See Through Shirt Jaguar F TYPE Coupe Launch Party
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    It’s OK Fish, I can’t keep all these fatties straight either.

  49. Jeremy Piven
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    ” I am not a dirtbag, I don’t pay tips in DVD’s, people do like me. Don’t look over at the people!

  50. Eva Longoria Cleavage See Through Dress Global Gift Gala
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    She tried to distract from her f-ed up botox face with her cleavage. Failed.

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