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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which marks the last post you’ll see in our current gallery that you kids can’t get enough of. (Although that sentence won’t make sense in 12 hours. I really thought this through.) On that note, Photo Boy and I are cutting out now to strap on put on our hard hats, and along with a team of people who are really doing all the work, we’re preparing a new Internet experience that will dazzle your mind-vagina.
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Ha!
more transgenders, YAY?
Arnold’s co-star in Predator, revealed!!
Oh hey I remember him, yeah he sang the Kenan and Kel theme song.
I’ll get you, my pretty!
Hey look, she’s melting! Oh no, it’s just Matthew Broderick.
Madonna called, she wants her arms back
Sylvester Stallone has less disturbing looking arms.
Jackie Stallone has less disturbing looking arms.
Jackie Mason has less disturbing arms
It’s Bullwinkle?
I’m Mister Green Christmas,
I’m Mister Sun,
I’m Mister Heat Blister,
I’m Mister 101.
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch,
Starts to melt in my clutch,
I’m too much!
It’s a funnel for her feed sack!
So I hear she’s getting a jump on preparing for her role as Linda Lovelace…
She’s too pretty to play Linda Lovelace. But what the hell…!
He’s ready for a sensitive nips session.
AHHHH yes I love the smell of Paula’s alcoholic breath in my face!! SO Sweet!!
I cannot overstate the destruction brought on by tornadoes on the equine community…
“Is that my ass I smell on my fingers, or his?”
Seriously??? Really???
Not sure whether to go with “Sluta Claus”, “Count Slutula” or “Slutvis”
Hey there is a new Horse in town SJP better watch out!!
Simon! Simon! Do your best Paula impression!
She tried to use one of his condoms as a dress…
Michael and his huggums are having a private moment!
Man if that’s the picture of a human controlled robot, I don’t know what is…
I think that’s the fembot version of her from Goldmember.
Why do my pants match the interior of the car?
slinky goes horseback riding.
X-Ray dress! You can see her implants very clearly!
Two implants stuffed into each tit, gross.
No, I’m not your driver! Now where are my pudding pops?!?!?!
“Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppppp, count it”
“I do hereby swear that I can take two at a time as long as they are thin and black”
Transvestite Debby Gibson! What is wrong with her stomach??
Yuck!
“we’re preparing a new Internet experience that will dazzle your mind-vagina.”
I’d better put on the polarized underpants.
“Yeah, you better keep walking buddy. Don’t make me go all Witwiki on you!!”
… livin’ in a leprechaun’s paradise.
She is trying to hide her second chin in that turtleneck!
The boobs are trying to perform a jailbreak. Good luck with that.
I know they are not gonna get out of there but for some reason I continue to stare.
He looked better in the Kelly Brook photo….
OMG she has a tattoo!!
God bless her boyfriend. God bless him….
I didn’t realize you could get pregnant from swallowing them.
It’s good from this angle…it covers the face.
Get some sleeves on her and it’s awrite.
Tara Reid’s nose looks much bigger in that lighting.
looks like Steven Tyler in a blonde wig, with a spray on tan.
or Kesha without all the glitter and body paint.
Adrienne Curry is gonna be PISSED.
There was only one toy robot in the back seat and you know I asked for 4!! Get that old white man away from me!!
You don’t “blow”, it’s just an expression…..
that’s racist.
I believe it’s “Das Racist”.
No, that’s waisis!!
http://aonyma.com/wp-content/gallery/animate-gifs/1wasis.gif
Don’t bother. Total waste of a link and relatively-valuable time.
This is how Coco dresses for the cold weather.
Hee Haw !!!
Olsen Twins are lookin’ a little worse for wear.
Why so serious? Oh yeah, now I remember.
“Therefore, If, in pursuance of our habit of thought, we now supplement the propositions of Euclidean geometry by the single proposition that two points on a practically rigid body always correspond to the same distance (line-interval), the propositions of Euclidean geometry then resolve themselves into propositions on the possible relative position of practically rigid bodies.”
Which side in he on? For or against??? Maybe he is a before picture??