The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.2.11

November 2nd, 2011 // 493 Comments

Only 53 shopping days left. Thanks, Orange Franken-Nipple Mrs. Claus!

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which marks the last post you’ll see in our current gallery that you kids can’t get enough of. (Although that sentence won’t make sense in 12 hours. I really thought this through.) On that note, Photo Boy and I are cutting out now to strap on put on our hard hats, and along with a team of people who are really doing all the work, we’re preparing a new Internet experience that will dazzle your mind-vagina.

Back later tonight with a spectacularly engorged site,

- The Superficial

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  1. grobpilot

    Ha!

  2. JabbaWho?

    more transgenders, YAY?

  3. Maria Shriver
    JabbaWho?
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    Arnold’s co-star in Predator, revealed!!

  4. Coolio Braids
    Anthony
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    Oh hey I remember him, yeah he sang the Kenan and Kel theme song.

  5. Sarah Jessica Parker Man Arms Crazy Hatt
    katie
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    I’ll get you, my pretty!

  6. Sarah Jessica Parker Man Arms Crazy Hatt
    :P
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    Madonna called, she wants her arms back

  7. Jessie J Fifth Element Outfit
    farting old man's wife
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    It’s Bullwinkle?

  8. Matthew Perry Drug Court Caucus
    Anthony
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    I’m Mister Green Christmas,
    I’m Mister Sun,
    I’m Mister Heat Blister,
    I’m Mister 101.
    They call me Heat Miser,
    What ever I touch,
    Starts to melt in my clutch,
    I’m too much!

  9. Sarah Jessica Parker Man Arms Crazy Hatt
    farting old man's wife
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    It’s a funnel for her feed sack!

  10. Amanda Seyfried
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    So I hear she’s getting a jump on preparing for her role as Linda Lovelace…

  11. Kris Humphries Shirtless Party Flyer
    Anthony
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    He’s ready for a sensitive nips session.

  12. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    farting old man's wife
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    AHHHH yes I love the smell of Paula’s alcoholic breath in my face!! SO Sweet!!

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Man Arms Crazy Hatt
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    I cannot overstate the destruction brought on by tornadoes on the equine community…

  14. Neil Patrick Harris Smells Fingers
    jaredactyl
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    “Is that my ass I smell on my fingers, or his?”

  15. Coolio Braids
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously??? Really???

  16. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie
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    Not sure whether to go with “Sluta Claus”, “Count Slutula” or “Slutvis”

  17. Maria Shriver
    farting old man's wife
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    Hey there is a new Horse in town SJP better watch out!!

  18. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    Simon! Simon! Do your best Paula impression!

  19. Coco See Through Dress Ice T
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    She tried to use one of his condoms as a dress…

  20. Michael Cera TSA
    farting old man's wife
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    Michael and his huggums are having a private moment!

  21. Britney Spears Jason Trawick
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    Man if that’s the picture of a human controlled robot, I don’t know what is…

  22. Bill Cosby
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    Why do my pants match the interior of the car?

  23. Sarah Jessica Parker Man Arms Crazy Hatt
    zomgbie
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    slinky goes horseback riding.

  24. Coco See Through Dress Ice T
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    X-Ray dress! You can see her implants very clearly!

  25. Bill Cosby
    Commented on this photo:

    No, I’m not your driver! Now where are my pudding pops?!?!?!

  26. Anne Hathaway
    Commented on this photo:

    “Buuuuuuurrrrrrrrpppppp, count it”

  27. Anne Hathaway
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    “I do hereby swear that I can take two at a time as long as they are thin and black”

  28. Debbi Gibson Midriff Tight Shirt
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Transvestite Debby Gibson! What is wrong with her stomach??

  29. Christina Milian Cleavage
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    Yuck!

  30. Cock Dr

    “we’re preparing a new Internet experience that will dazzle your mind-vagina.”
    I’d better put on the polarized underpants.

  31. Shia LaBeouf
    Commented on this photo:

    “Yeah, you better keep walking buddy. Don’t make me go all Witwiki on you!!”

  32. Coolio Braids
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    … livin’ in a leprechaun’s paradise.

  33. Britney Spears Jason Trawick
    farting old man's wife
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    She is trying to hide her second chin in that turtleneck!

  34. Kelly Brook Cleavage Latex
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The boobs are trying to perform a jailbreak. Good luck with that.

  35. Bill Cosby
    DogBoy
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    He looked better in the Kelly Brook photo….

  36. Hilary Duff Baby Bump
    farting old man's wife
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    OMG she has a tattoo!!

  37. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
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    God bless her boyfriend. God bless him….

  38. Hilary Duff Baby Bump
    Raoul
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    I didn’t realize you could get pregnant from swallowing them.

  39. Sarah Jessica Parker Man Arms Crazy Hatt
    Cock Dr
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    It’s good from this angle…it covers the face.
    Get some sleeves on her and it’s awrite.

  40. Debbi Gibson Midriff Tight Shirt
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Tara Reid’s nose looks much bigger in that lighting.

  41. Katie Price Cleavage Lingerie
    Schmidtler
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    looks like Steven Tyler in a blonde wig, with a spray on tan.

  42. Kelly Brook Cleavage Latex
    Any Guy
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    Adrienne Curry is gonna be PISSED.

  43. Bill Cosby
    farting old man's wife
    Commented on this photo:

    There was only one toy robot in the back seat and you know I asked for 4!! Get that old white man away from me!!

  44. Amanda Seyfried
    Pigs on the Wing
    Commented on this photo:

    You don’t “blow”, it’s just an expression…..

  45. Jessie J Fifth Element Outfit
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s racist.

  46. Coco See Through Dress Ice T
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This is how Coco dresses for the cold weather.

  47. Maria Shriver
    bonerofcuntention
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    Hee Haw !!!

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Latex
    Commented on this photo:

    Olsen Twins are lookin’ a little worse for wear.

  49. Coolio Braids
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “Therefore, If, in pursuance of our habit of thought, we now supplement the propositions of Euclidean geometry by the single proposition that two points on a practically rigid body always correspond to the same distance (line-interval), the propositions of Euclidean geometry then resolve themselves into propositions on the possible relative position of practically rigid bodies.”

  50. Matthew Perry Drug Court Caucus
    farting old man's wife
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    Which side in he on? For or against??? Maybe he is a before picture??

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