The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.14.12

November 14th, 2012 // 545 Comments

“Honey, would you cover up? Your lady penises are practically falling out of that thing.” – Ryan Seacrest

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it appears Gollum actually didn’t get too fucked up by the fires of Mount Doom after all, Jessica Simpson‘s weight loss selfishly robs me of a joke for this Topher Grace pic, and even Tobey Maguire needs to get super high to stand being around Tobey Maguire.

“Hey Madonna, want to help ruin everybody’s evening?” – Me, just now, because my soul is black,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    Woone P. Tiggins
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    What’s up, Doc?

  2. Mischa Barton Andre Borchers Collection Launch
    terry
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    Damn i like this.
    And I bet she could kill a cock. OMFG.
    Now, where did I put the toilet paper.

  3. Chloe Simms Cleavage Book Launch Party
    navvet75
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    I need to stop using the zoom on fake ugly tits

  4. Christina Ricci Midriff Miniskirt The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
    navvet75
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    me too

  5. Camille Grammer Cleavage TV Guide Hot List Party
    navvet75
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    I love her leather jacket

  6. Julianne Hough Side Boob GQ Men Of The Year Party
    mr prisoner
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    She needs to do PLAYBOY with another woman while seacrest sits in the corner playing with his 1″ cock.

  7. Geri Halliwell Cleavage Fur Coat
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    “Dude… your mom is hot.”

  8. Tobey Maguire Tired The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
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    Spliff senses tingling…

  9. Christina Ricci Midriff Miniskirt The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
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    Even Fat Doctor Who can not understand the dichotomy of Wednesday Adams’ fat face/flat stomach.

  10. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Bra See Through Dress Chloe Simms Book Launch Party
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    And then, for no reason whatsoever, Snooki showed up to the premier with her breast implants moved down her chest 6 inches.

  11. Tina Rodriguez Cleavage Mafia Girl 7th Rome International Film Festival
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    The face says, “Chris Hansen” but below the neck says, “Charlie Sheen”.

  12. Jaden Smith Headphones
    amir
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    Why is this boy wearing fur and leopard print?

  13. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
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    I’ll bet she sounds like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy when she talks.

  14. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    whomsoever
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    Oh Ay I’m takin’ off my sunglasses.

  15. Prince Charles Maori Welcome Ceremony
    whomsoever
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    Never seen before photo from Bohemian Grove.

  16. Mischa Barton Andre Borchers Collection Launch
    whomsoever
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    “Can you believe people used to think I was HOT!”

  17. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    whomsoever
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    So that’s NOT Jodie Foster?

  18. Tina Rodriguez Cleavage Mafia Girl 7th Rome International Film Festival
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    She needs to become a big star like right this moment.

  19. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    The Royal Penis
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    All of a sudden a grandma with no teeth seems kind of hot.

  20. Camille Grammer Cleavage TV Guide Hot List Party
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    “Well, I like that it’s so big, black, and has metal studs. But the studs will have to be bigger, pointed, and sharp to get me off. I’m a little “desensitized” down there.”

  21. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    MyCoworkerIsHot
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    Oh fuck. No wonder Depp left her.

  22. Elijah Wood Kerry Bishe Photobooth
    1NDUN
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    J Token with Samwise Ganja.

  23. Christina Ricci Midriff Miniskirt The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
    hijkmno
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    That dress looks awesome on her…wish i could see her shoes.

  24. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Sly rules!

  25. Christina Ricci Midriff Miniskirt The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Is that “Death” behind her?

  26. Imogen Thomas Cleavage Pregnant Chloe Simms Book Launch
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    “Who?” at “Whos” book launch party in London?

  27. Cheyenne Tozzi Bikini Runway
    Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair
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    Nice “dead persons” knuckle toed feet bro.

  28. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    Hugh Jazz
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    I didn’t know AstoTurf™ came in black.

  29. Cheyenne Tozzi Bikini Runway
    pissywater ricochet
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    They’re painting tats on mannequins now?

  30. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    sarah
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    oh i get it… its cuz she looks like a man. thats why she knows it will be appealing to her audience.

  31. Kristian Schuler Grabbing Penelope Cruz Breast Kiss Superstition Goodbye Campari Calendar Event
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    Gay guys get all the luck!

  32. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
    sleeper
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    We wants it. We needs it. We must have the wig.

  33. Mischa Barton Andre Borchers Collection Launch
    Holy Sam Hill
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    Lucille Ball’s seen better days.

  34. Vanessa Paradis Gap In Teeth Mouth Open Fading Gigolo Set
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    Apparently Johnny Depp & Mila Kunis went to the same eye doctor

  35. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
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    Guys, did you leave my sex toys on the stage again? Let me see… Yup. Damn it! Pick those up right now!

  36. Prince Charles Maori Welcome Ceremony
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    Go ahead.. Pick it up. Do ya feel lucky, punk?

  37. Sylvester Stallone Sunglasses Bullet To The Head Photocall
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Because three vinenna sausages on your shoulder is the new 60.

  38. Madonna Licking Microphone Madison Square Garden
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Ahhhhh…..that akward moment when you realize that your teenage daughter doesn’t know how to get famous.

  39. Bryan Cranston TIME Person Of The Year Panel
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Malcolm. And you thought your mother was a BITCH.

  40. Tobey Maguire Tired The Ninth Annual CFDA Vogue Fashion Fund Awards
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Yewwweww…. at leas he looks better than Daniel Craig.

  41. Bill Maher
    Just_As_it_IS
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    I didn’t know Bill was dating Snooki’s thin sis

  42. Cheyenne Tozzi Bikini Runway
    Crissy
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    Concave…

  43. Ashton Kutcher Sitting Behind Laker Girls
    Surinam Soula
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    Don’t call the guy an untalented douchebag, creep etc! You are all disgusting. Any concerned parent would get upset. By the way what’s wrong with douchebag? Don’t you put your whole f/face in there too?

  44. Lizzy Caplan Nipples Cleavage See Through Dress GQ Men Of The Year Party
    Skeeter
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    She’d get it in every hole.

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