“Honey, would you cover up? Your lady penises are practically falling out of that thing.” – Ryan Seacrest
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it appears Gollum actually didn’t get too fucked up by the fires of Mount Doom after all, Jessica Simpson‘s weight loss selfishly robs me of a joke for this Topher Grace pic, and even Tobey Maguire needs to get super high to stand being around Tobey Maguire.
“Hey Madonna, want to help ruin everybody’s evening?” – Me, just now, because my soul is black,
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What’s up, Doc?
Damn i like this.
And I bet she could kill a cock. OMFG.
Now, where did I put the toilet paper.
I need to stop using the zoom on fake ugly tits
me too
I love her leather jacket
She needs to do PLAYBOY with another woman while seacrest sits in the corner playing with his 1″ cock.
You need to stay in prison.
“Dude… your mom is hot.”
Spliff senses tingling…
Even Fat Doctor Who can not understand the dichotomy of Wednesday Adams’ fat face/flat stomach.
And then, for no reason whatsoever, Snooki showed up to the premier with her breast implants moved down her chest 6 inches.
The face says, “Chris Hansen” but below the neck says, “Charlie Sheen”.
Why is this boy wearing fur and leopard print?
I’ll bet she sounds like Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy when she talks.
Oh Ay I’m takin’ off my sunglasses.
Never seen before photo from Bohemian Grove.
“Can you believe people used to think I was HOT!”
So that’s NOT Jodie Foster?
She needs to become a big star like right this moment.
All of a sudden a grandma with no teeth seems kind of hot.
“Well, I like that it’s so big, black, and has metal studs. But the studs will have to be bigger, pointed, and sharp to get me off. I’m a little “desensitized” down there.”
Oh fuck. No wonder Depp left her.
J Token with Samwise Ganja.
That dress looks awesome on her…wish i could see her shoes.
Sly rules!
Is that “Death” behind her?
“Who?” at “Whos” book launch party in London?
Nice “dead persons” knuckle toed feet bro.
I didn’t know AstoTurf™ came in black.
They’re painting tats on mannequins now?
oh i get it… its cuz she looks like a man. thats why she knows it will be appealing to her audience.
Gay guys get all the luck!
We wants it. We needs it. We must have the wig.
Lucille Ball’s seen better days.
Apparently Johnny Depp & Mila Kunis went to the same eye doctor
Guys, did you leave my sex toys on the stage again? Let me see… Yup. Damn it! Pick those up right now!
Go ahead.. Pick it up. Do ya feel lucky, punk?
Because three vinenna sausages on your shoulder is the new 60.
Ahhhhh…..that akward moment when you realize that your teenage daughter doesn’t know how to get famous.
Malcolm. And you thought your mother was a BITCH.
Yewwweww…. at leas he looks better than Daniel Craig.
I didn’t know Bill was dating Snooki’s thin sis
Concave…
Don’t call the guy an untalented douchebag, creep etc! You are all disgusting. Any concerned parent would get upset. By the way what’s wrong with douchebag? Don’t you put your whole f/face in there too?
She’d get it in every hole.