“Honey, would you cover up? Your lady penises are practically falling out of that thing.” – Ryan Seacrest
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it appears Gollum actually didn’t get too fucked up by the fires of Mount Doom after all, Jessica Simpson‘s weight loss selfishly robs me of a joke for this Topher Grace pic, and even Tobey Maguire needs to get super high to stand being around Tobey Maguire.
“Hey Madonna, want to help ruin everybody’s evening?” – Me, just now, because my soul is black,
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Suit and sunglasses man is there because they really aren’t sure this doesn’t end with Charles swimming in a boiling cauldron with carrots and potatoes.
This motherfucker is trying to steal my “Hug/accidently sideswipe the boob” move.
Before you try this, know that the move “might” get you 3 months in prison.
Sorry guys – old ladies don’t drool enough, so she won’t electrocute herself :-(
M.I.A. no longer Missing in Action.
Nice rings. I think they’re from the Frasier Residual Checks Collection.
She’s on my watch list.
If you’ve never seen a microphone go completely limp, you’re about to.
Does she believe that at some point a new tooth is gonna grow in and fill that gap?
It looks an egg tooth has already formed there.
Is he paraplegic?
I keep expecting to see the millennium falcon come flying out of there sideways.
absolutely hilarious comment….almost fell out of my chair.
that’s no cave…
You win today, McBeef.
I thumbs this up one million times. Ney, I shall use government accounting and thumbs up this billions of times.
Thread ends here. McBeef for FTW!
I’m still laughing a day later.
This might be the single best comment I’ve evar seen on this site.
That dress might’ve worked 2 titties… oops, I meant years ago.
Is she even able to talk with those chompers?
She’s showing that she can be a proud beard for Seacrest. Look everyone! I have tits!
It’s like an ad for Super Glue
there are better tits to “accidentally” touch.
so sad to see bi-polar disorder take another one.
Someone throw up that Bush gif of him dancing with those natives playing the drums, that was hilarious
Is that *really* John Hamm’s penis?
Pizzaface’s leading man days appear to be over.
When she was younger the gap was endearing, not so much now.
What a wonderful role model… I think the Africans living in the mud hut are asking for their kid back now.
If you were a celebrity, wouldnt you rather just have tons of anonymous sex with girls like this, than bother to date some other famous person and have to put up with all the baggage?
Deacon Jones, will you have the sex wit me?
No, Demi.
I don’t huff paint, you junkie. I just stick with coke.
If I’m a celebrity, I’m doing both.
Being a celebrity means never having to choose.
I’m… confused.
Please tell me she’s British, please tell me she’s British
She’s French.
Zzzzzzzttt!!!
It may seem an odd way to apply defibrillation, but this is the same tried and true method she uses to resuscitate her career.
Run!!!
Fucking run! Geri’s been bit!!!!
plastic tits and fake white beaver teeth…what the fuck and who the fuck is this creature??
“My tits and fading good looks still don’t outweigh my aggressive saddlebags and flabby flat untoned ass? What does that mean?”
And THAT, people, is why she had IBS.
White man, white man! On 6. Rape the land. On the center! Ready! – Prince Charles suddenly realized, a friendly game of football just turned into something else.
WHY to people pay attention to these attention whores
I’ll take 3, please
There’s enough plastics in there to make three…maybe 4.
That reminds me, I need to check the spread on tomorrow nights game.
Looking good, Mischa.
Hot, but she deserves better.
I’m sure Ryan pays her fairly.
You can always spot an awesome surgeon when the cheek implants slide over the orbital bone as the neck turns.
Awesome work, Dr. Jennings. (hrumph hrumph)
“A robot with boundary issues?”
“Yes!”
“I hate your charades.”
“Sooo… What’s it *really* like banging Mila Kunis? You realize you could redeem a lot of your douchiness by telling everyone and providing pictures and video, right?
Really? *this* is what strikes a negative chord? That every hetero male on here would like to see her getting it on EVEN with this shitbag wonder of talentlessness? You know you do. But if it’s just because it’s unfunny….. ok. I can accept that!
Either that guy is thinking this or that he want’s Ashton to go all Brokeback Mountain on him.
Stop obsessing about your thumbs-down score.
For the last time, I said you’re not fucking my dog!
fantastic
I think I’ll stick with her Google Image search results…
Yeah, this is pretty poor.
Here is your next Republican Presidntial Candidate…
“I keep tasting vinegar. They’re still behind us, aren’t they?”
“Yup.”
“TELL ME I’M STILL PRETTY! SEE?? LOOK AT THIS SMILE, I’M PRETTY MOTHERFUCKER!”
I wonder if he had the red beans and rice..that’s my favorite….
Nice face, average body
He needs just a little schtickle of happiness.
Nice one! :D
“Jerry, it’s our sense of humor that sustained us as a people for 3000 years.”
“5000.”
“5000, even better.”
Does Elijah play both sides of the field? Is he expanding his sexual repertoire?
SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!!! That’s fucking horrifying.
As soon as the photo appeared, I couldn’t help myself, I said out loud, “Jesus F*cking Christ!”
I work in a school. A Catholic school.
Is that the kid of Will Smith who is a boy but looks like a girl, or that the one who is a girl but looks like a boy……aw fuck it…we’ll be stuck listening to “its” music for the next 20 years!