The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.13.13

November 13th, 2013 // 289 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that marks the start of my protest against Kelly Brook‘s Instagram pics for as long as she keeps banging Jeremy Piven or slathering her body in hot garbage because those are the same things to me. And I shamelessly stole your selfies and reposted them for pageviews treated you so well, you bitch! But since I’m down here still pretending you aren’t just clicking the hell out of the Ducklips Mcpornjugs post, I’ll point out a few of my favorite selections from today’s gallery, like Matt Lauer describing Ann Curry‘s last day on the anchor desk, Justin Bieber encouraging these impoverished children to follow their dreams, so they can one day be sex workers for him to purchase sex from, and Taylor Armstrong hanging out with Ghostface Killah, a series of words that don’t belong together on any plane of reality, so I’m assuming I died in my sleep last night.

*looks at this picture, confirms Hell-conjured hallucinations* Haha, good one, Satan!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Whenever I ask a girl to pose like that, they run.

  2. Brooke Mueller Crazy Eyes Fat Weight Gain
    Hugh G. Rection
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    The best looking crackhead I’ve ever seen

  3. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
    Fresco
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    Just, apage satanas already, will you.

  4. Shaquille ONeal Feeding Birds
    Renzomatic
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    At first I thought that was Lamar Odom still moving his stuff out of his house.

  5. Eli Roth Biting Lorena Izzo Chin The Green Inferno 8th Rome Film Festival
    FruitLoop
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    “There is no such thing as the Bear Jew………..Oh SHIT!!”

  6. Justin Hawkins Dickprint Spandex Unitard The Darkness
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    More like a tenderloin than a whole Hamm.

  7. Justin Bieber Playing With Little Kids Instagram
    Bonky
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    I drink champagne in a private jet at 30,000 feet and you guys
    don’t even have running water. Ha ha ha ha…

  8. Justin Hawkins Dickprint Spandex Unitard The Darkness
    Cock Dr
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    Some men should wear tights….he’s not one of them.

  9. Brooke Mueller Crazy Eyes Fat Weight Gain
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    Trash.

  10. Ricky Martin Dirty Pants Childrens Book Santiago The Dreamer Presentation Barnes & Noble
    martian leader
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    ‘…jes. and then you wave it at them like this.’

  11. Justin Bieber Playing With Little Kids Instagram
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    Look at all these little kids that I feed because of my taste for Hispanic hookers.

  12. Justin Hawkins Dickprint Spandex Unitard The Darkness
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    Looks like Russell Brand has some competition for the title of Biggest Douche in London.

  13. Matt Lauer Full Beard Leg Kick Tonight Show Jay Leno
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    And that’s how I kicked Anne Curry out of NBC.

  14. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
    donkeylicks
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    Well I guess Perez was approved to move in.

  15. Zoe Buckman David Schwimmer High As Hell White Gold Screening
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    I think I just got a contact high from this picture.

  16. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
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    It’s as if Chris Brown went after her breasts… But why is that chair still standing?

  17. Hugh Jackman Legs Crossed Bubble Coat Laughing
    Fresco
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    Hugh Jackman, I will love you till the day I die.

  18. Rumer Willis Cleavage Tight Maxi Dress
    Cock Dr
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    This outfit cries out for a hat….a really really big one.

  19. Ghostface Killah Taylor Armstrong Gang Sign
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    There’s a thin line between duck face and stroke… Please be the latter…

  20. Shaquille ONeal Feeding Birds
    donkeylicks
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    Now all we need for this picture is a little photoshop magic and an appropriate picture of Chris Brown. If only there were a good picture that fit this scenario…

  21. Si Robertson Duck Dynasty Star Book Signing Sams Club
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    I really want to see the Venn Diagram with fans of this show and people who can read.

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Lone Survivor Premiere AFI Fest
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    I would kick small sick children to see her sex tape…

  23. Ricky Martin Dirty Pants Childrens Book Santiago The Dreamer Presentation Barnes & Noble
    renotastic
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    So, he’s finally has-been enough to write a children’s book.

  24. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Pants Sports Bra Gym Mirror Instagram
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    HULK ANGRY! HULK WHORES!!!

  25. Coco Butt Cleavage Spandex Pants Sports Bra Gym Mirror Instagram
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    Someone found the 90′s MTV filter on Instagram.

  26. Eli Roth Biting Lorena Izzo Chin The Green Inferno 8th Rome Film Festival
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    “Does my breath smell like cock? Hhhhhhhh!”

  27. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
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    Never a guillotine around when you need one.

  28. Shaquille ONeal Feeding Birds
    George P Burdell
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    No, Shaq! We need four and twenty black birds for the pie.

  29. Shaquille ONeal Feeding Birds
    Odbarc
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    And this is the box with my baseball trophies and awards.

  30. Ricky Martin Dirty Pants Childrens Book Santiago The Dreamer Presentation Barnes & Noble
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    Lets hope he beat the crap out of Jaden Smith before stealing his pants.

  31. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
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    Awwww, she gotta booboo… I’ll kiss it better.

  32. Russell Brand Resting Head On Guys Shoulder
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    “OK, quick, take the pic before he nods o…

    fuck.”

  33. Justin Bieber Playing With Little Kids Instagram
    Odbarc
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    Here’s Justin Bieber at the AIDS relief celebration hoping to get vaccinated from last weeks “I paid to lose my virginity” tour.

  34. Meagan Good Nipples No Bra See Through Dress GQ Men Of The Year Party
    donkeylicks
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    Black Jennie Garth check, now all we need is Idris Elba as black Steve Sanders.

  35. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
    Odbarc
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    Please be an autopsy photo.

  36. Justin Bieber Playing With Little Kids Instagram
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    “Do you have a hot older sister? No? How about you? Yes? Does she have a cell phone?”

  37. Brooke Mueller Crazy Eyes Fat Weight Gain
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    I thought crack was supposed to emaciate you.

  38. Rumer Willis Cleavage Tight Maxi Dress
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    Gotta admit: Mom’s body and dad’s head is much better than vice versa.

  39. Elizabeth Banks Butt See Through Dress The Hunger Games Catching Fire Berlin Premiere
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    When did the neighbor kids start hitting golf balls into her back?

  40. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
    cc
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    What a disappointment…when I first saw this pic I thought she’d been pinned to the floor with a samurai sword.

  41. Shaquille ONeal Feeding Birds
    cc
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    A public service announcement about not feeding Doritos to birds….well good for him I say.

  42. Ghostface Killah Taylor Armstrong Gang Sign
    cc
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    ‘Fuck’ said the maitre d.

  43. Russell Brand Resting Head On Guys Shoulder
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    “So, ahm, say there chappy, care to join me in the loo for a handy?”

  44. Lady Gaga Nipple Slip Terry Richardson
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    I hope the after photo is a chalk outline.

  45. Bar Refaeli Bikini Instagram
    Jake
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    Looking old.

  46. Elizabeth Banks Butt See Through Dress The Hunger Games Catching Fire Berlin Premiere
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    Looking pretty good.

    Was I the only one that got a hard-on in the movie theater when Steve Carrell was hitting on her in 40 uear virgin?

  47. Justin Hawkins Dickprint Spandex Unitard The Darkness
    cc
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    hahahahahaaha

    – John Hamm

  48. Ricky Martin Dirty Pants Childrens Book Santiago The Dreamer Presentation Barnes & Noble
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    He stole the homeless dude’s pants from “Terminator”

    That poor fucker just can’t get a break, can he?

  49. Brooke Mueller Crazy Eyes Fat Weight Gain
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    (fog horn)

  50. Shaquille ONeal Feeding Birds
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    Black Leprechaun Security Guard wants his chips back.

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