The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.13.13
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that marks the start of my protest against Kelly Brook’s Instagram pics for as long as she keeps banging Jeremy Piven or slathering her body in hot garbage because those are the same things to me. And I shamelessly stole your selfies and reposted them for pageviews treated you so well, you bitch! But since I’m down here still pretending you aren’t just clicking the hell out of the Ducklips Mcpornjugs post, I’ll point out a few of my favorite selections from today’s gallery, like Matt Lauer describing Ann Curry’s last day on the anchor desk, Justin Bieber encouraging these impoverished children to follow their dreams, so they can one day be sex workers for him to purchase sex from, and Taylor Armstrong hanging out with Ghostface Killah, a series of words that don’t belong together on any plane of reality, so I’m assuming I died in my sleep last night.
*looks at this picture, confirms Hell-conjured hallucinations* Haha, good one, Satan!
- Photo Boy