The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.12.14

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, starting with Courtney Stodden’s Veteran’s Day tribute in which she naturally felt the best way to show our troops gratitude was to flash them an old transvestite man’s tucked penis in a bikini. If that offended you — and if you possess a U.S. passport by all means it should have — wait until the Final Five where not only does a company actually try to use sex to sell coffins, but it’s a Polish company to boot.

As citizens of the great nation that built The Ultimate Whoring Machine, we should all be ashamed that we didn’t come up with that first,

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