The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.9.13

October 9th, 2013 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I realize has the unprecedented issue of Kelly Osbourne being the lead pic. First, don’t panic. It probably won’t ever happen again. Second, relax and take a deep breath. The prison tats, hair, general face region and fact that she is Kelly Osbourne should now be overriding whatever feelings you’re having from the inexplicable and sudden appearance of her cleavage. Ok, we’re good here? Moving on.

Today’s TCWM gallery is a bit light, because THANKS OBAMA, but makes up for in quality what it lacks in quantity to use another inane cliche void of real thought, analysis, lack of racist hatred, ect. We’ve got Lena Dunham actually looking amazing for onc–AHAHA, no I couldn’t finish that, she looks like she constantly reeks of urine, which goes double for Mischa Barton. Then there’s health nuts Lindsay & Dina Lohan and Richard Simmons, because this cold, dead feeling inside isn’t something I think I should experience alone.

Here, rinse your eyes out with today’s Final Five. I know, I’m still a sonofabitch,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Laura Dern Crazy Neck Veins Nebraska Premiere 51st New York Film Festival
    Andie
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    I think she looks great.

  2. Lena Dunham Gross Mouth Women In The Workplace Reducing Stress With Meditation
    Andie
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    This looks just like the girl who works at the gas station. Like- every gas station. And Arby’s. And FTR I think her show sucks. Bad.

  3. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Neck Rolls Womens Media Awards
    Andie
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    I think it’s time for Jenny Craig, a new hairdo, and a lifestyle lift.

  4. Selma Blair Black Eye
    Andie
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    I think she’s cute as a blond, but I like dark better on her.

  5. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Neck Rolls Womens Media Awards
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    “You’ll be staying on Mars for how long?”

  6. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    I don’t know what makes me think this, but I’m guessing she would be a great roll in the mud…hay…I mean a great roll in the HAY!

  7. Heather Locklear Haggard Face Ava Sambora Cleavage Sweet Sixteen Party Richie Sambora Feathered Bangs
    martina
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    Mom did the bands in the 80s, the bar is set high for Ava. She’s got the looks to keep the casting couches busy for years.

  8. Philip Seymour Hoffman Dumpy Clothes
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    Has he always been albino?

  9. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    Tits…check. Vagina…check. Jaw like Desperate Dan…check. . It’d be like fucking a young, non Parkinson’s Ozzy with sweater meat

  10. Philip Seymour Hoffman Dumpy Clothes
    Suburban Meyer
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    This is what a heroin addict looks like?

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