Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I realize has the unprecedented issue of Kelly Osbourne being the lead pic. First, don’t panic. It probably won’t ever happen again. Second, relax and take a deep breath. The prison tats, hair, general face region and fact that she is Kelly Osbourne should now be overriding whatever feelings you’re having from the inexplicable and sudden appearance of her cleavage. Ok, we’re good here? Moving on.
Today’s TCWM gallery is a bit light, because THANKS OBAMA, but makes up for in quality what it lacks in quantity to use another inane cliche void of real thought, analysis, lack of racist hatred, ect. We’ve got Lena Dunham actually looking amazing for onc–AHAHA, no I couldn’t finish that, she looks like she constantly reeks of urine, which goes double for Mischa Barton. Then there’s health nuts Lindsay & Dina Lohan and Richard Simmons, because this cold, dead feeling inside isn’t something I think I should experience alone.
Here, rinse your eyes out with today’s Final Five. I know, I’m still a sonofabitch,
- Photo Boy