The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.9.13

October 9th, 2013 // 369 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that I realize has the unprecedented issue of Kelly Osbourne being the lead pic. First, don’t panic. It probably won’t ever happen again. Second, relax and take a deep breath. The prison tats, hair, general face region and fact that she is Kelly Osbourne should now be overriding whatever feelings you’re having from the inexplicable and sudden appearance of her cleavage. Ok, we’re good here? Moving on.

Today’s TCWM gallery is a bit light, because THANKS OBAMA, but makes up for in quality what it lacks in quantity to use another inane cliche void of real thought, analysis, lack of racist hatred, ect. We’ve got Lena Dunham actually looking amazing for onc–AHAHA, no I couldn’t finish that, she looks like she constantly reeks of urine, which goes double for Mischa Barton. Then there’s health nuts Lindsay & Dina Lohan and Richard Simmons, because this cold, dead feeling inside isn’t something I think I should experience alone.

Here, rinse your eyes out with today’s Final Five. I know, I’m still a sonofabitch,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Laura Dern Crazy Neck Veins Nebraska Premiere 51st New York Film Festival
    Beltliner
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    I hear she’s attached to star in Jurassic Park 4, as the Raptor.

  2. Gerard Butler Hugging Young Woman
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    “Come on baby, I know where there is a great Porta Potty around the corner”

  3. Josh Hartnett Rolled Up Jeans Loafers
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    “If I walk real fast, they won’t notice I am not Brad Pitt”

  4. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
    Qmak
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    “I have no talent? Does everyone know?”

  5. Hayden Panettiere Butt Tight Pants Heels GMA
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    After she is married, will there still be hot midget sex?

  6. Paris Hilton DJing Snoop Lion Smoking Blunt Good Time Single Release Party Crate Nightclub
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    Why do people insist on indulging him and calling him Lion?

  7. Rita Ora Midriff Low Rise Pants Rimmel Commercial Set
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    Bootleg Rihanna cleans up nice sometimes.

  8. Dina Lohan Butt Yoga Pants Leg Stretch Lindsay Lohan
    Deacon Jones
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    (fart)
    “ohh dammit! I hate it when you make me exercise after drinking Bloody Marys, Lindsay! That’s the second pair of pants this week..”

  9. Eliza Doolittle Butt Tight Backless Dress BFI Luminous Gala
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    Nice. Should be Eliza Do-A-Lot.

  10. Heather Locklear Haggard Face Ava Sambora Cleavage Sweet Sixteen Party Richie Sambora Feathered Bangs
    Qmak
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    Say what you want, but Bea Arthur is aging really well.

  11. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    This is the best I’ve seen her look. Is it the nails?

  12. Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini
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    “Hey, give me my balls back” – Deacon Jones

  13. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    Pig tits.

  14. Heather Locklear Haggard Face Ava Sambora Cleavage Sweet Sixteen Party Richie Sambora Feathered Bangs
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    Are her parents both Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

  15. Billy Dee Williams Talking To Paparazzo Holding Shirt Up
    Qmak
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    “Lando Calrissian isn’t saying sh*t until I get proof you aren’t wearing a wire.”

  16. Billy Dee Williams Talking To Paparazzo Holding Shirt Up
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    Colt 45 makes gay paparazzi take off their shirts I see.

  17. Sean Penn Thin Moustache Pissed Off Look The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty Centerpiece Gala Presentation 51st New York Film Festival
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    “Pshhht. Baldwin. You got NOTHIN’ on me.”

  18. Philip Seymour Hoffman Dumpy Clothes
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m a fuggin’ idiot. I’m a fuggin’ idiot. Fuggin’ idiot, fuggin’ idiot, fuggin’ idiot…

  19. Philip Seymour Hoffman Dumpy Clothes
    Qmak
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    “Siri what’s the definition of ‘lack of self respect’?”

  20. Gerard Butler Hugging Young Woman
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    Not pictured: “Free Candy”

  21. Lena Dunham Gross Mouth Women In The Workplace Reducing Stress With Meditation
    Deacon Jones
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    “And, another way I reduce stress in my workplace is I, I strip naked and make people look at me. It’s so invigorating, because we’re ALL beautiful on the inside AND outside, ladies!!”

    (loud groaning and shrieks of approval erupt as the cows come to their feet)

  22. Billy Dee Williams Talking To Paparazzo Holding Shirt Up
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    We can HOPE this is how Justin Bieber ends up.

  23. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    Why do some people have to use their bodies as a tattoo billboard? Her tats are pointless.

    And a more serious question: Why do her breasts look like orange balloons rubbing together?

    • Why is it that some people have a bug-a-boo about tattoos? If you don’t like ‘em, then DON’T FUCKING GET ANY!

      • LBee

        Feel the butthurt

      • Ow! Geez. Read carefully: I never said anything about not liking tattoos. I just don’t understand when people sometimes turn them into a collection of random objects. A not-too-large, swirly tribal is one thing, but random keyboards, hearts, anchors, and other items from a Lucky Charms box speak of someone who doesn’t really have a plan, and just wants to pile on more ink.

        It’s a bit like people who throw miscellaneous articles of clothing on and think they have somehow created a tasteful ensemble, but really just show what a mess they are. At least with clothes, you can change them easily. Tattoos are more permanent, and should have more care taken in their selection and placement. Kelly Osborne looks like she took a bunch of temporary tats from different Cracker Jack boxes, closed her eyes, and stuck them wherever. That’s what I’m complaining about, and not tats themselves.

        And yes, I will still complain about her disturbing, jaundiced balloon tits, too.

      • Courtkney

        So tribals are ok but not objects? How do you know they are random? My friend has a hammer tattoo on her leg that she got after her grandfather passed. It means a lot to her and she likes it, and it’s well done. Just because she didn’t tattoo an explanation underneath doesn’t make it any less meaningful than some guy who got a tribal armband “because it looks cool bro”. Although I have no problem if someone wants so get something just because it looks cool. If some chick wants to get a butterfly on her lower back I don’t care. It’s their body. Whatever makes them happy. Personally my only tattoo is a giant pair of lips on my right buttcheek. But I’d be covered in random objects if I had the money :)

      • Dox

        Pics or it didn’t happen.

      • Sorry, NewDave…I guess I was just in a mood last night. I, personally, don’t care one way or the other about any of her tats except the anchor. It’s very cool!

      • No problem. I was in a mood, too. I guess tattoos just aren’t my thing, but if they’re someone else’s, it’s cool.

      • Anyone who thinks a swirly tribal tattoo is ok needs to shut up about tattoos.

  24. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Neck Rolls Womens Media Awards
    Deacon Jones
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    Dan Akroyd’s looking better

  25. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
    Jesus Piece
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    Not sure if want…

    Penis feels awk.

  26. Richard Simmons Man Boobs Swimming Cap Speedo Swim for Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
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    I think I saw saggy breasts like that once in an old National Geographic.

  27. Philip Seymour Hoffman Dumpy Clothes
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    Well, I guess the cat’s out of the bag about who’s starring in the Nick Nolte biopic.

  28. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Neck Rolls Womens Media Awards
    Qmak
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    “Wyzowski….I want those forms in triplicate by the end of the day.”

  29. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    Ignore these people Kelly. Come over here and we’ll hug/dry hump it out.

  30. Paris Hilton DJing Snoop Lion Smoking Blunt Good Time Single Release Party Crate Nightclub
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    Indeed. I don’t care what that other rap guy wants to call himself, either – he’s still Puff Daddy to me.

  31. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    Nothing says you put a lot of thought into a tattoo like a casio keyboard.

  32. Coco Huge Butt Cleavage See Through Clothes Instagram
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    Gross.

  33. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    Bark at the Moons?
    Sorry, I tried

  34. Richard Simmons Man Boobs Swimming Cap Speedo Swim for Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
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    You wanna give me some relief, just put a shirt on

  35. Kathleen Turner Fat Neck Neck Rolls Womens Media Awards
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    Also gross.

  36. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    Kelly Osboobs.

  37. Richard Simmons Man Boobs Swimming Cap Speedo Swim for Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    Dirk Diggler
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    Old Queens in Denial Coming next season to FOX

  38. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
    EricLR
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    Too bad they can’t make a bra that lifts your IQ.

  39. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    She’s gotten cuter and cuter. Very doable. my only complaint is if you’re doing tats, do it properly and go full sleeves.

  40. Richard Simmons Man Boobs Swimming Cap Speedo Swim for Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    EricLR
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    Once again, please do not relief yourself in the pool.

  41. Heather Locklear Haggard Face Ava Sambora Cleavage Sweet Sixteen Party Richie Sambora Feathered Bangs
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    She needs to open an Instagram count right now.

  42. Heather Locklear Haggard Face Ava Sambora Cleavage Sweet Sixteen Party Richie Sambora Feathered Bangs
    EricLR
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    One of these people isn’t just pretending to be young.

  43. Sean Penn Thin Moustache Pissed Off Look The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty Centerpiece Gala Presentation 51st New York Film Festival
    EricLR
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    His hair plugs are starting to openly revolt.

  44. Heather Locklear Haggard Face Ava Sambora Cleavage Sweet Sixteen Party Richie Sambora Feathered Bangs
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    mmmm powergirl….

  45. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage The Black Diamond Affair
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    God I hate myself for saying this. Totally would.

  46. Dina Lohan Butt Yoga Pants Leg Stretch Lindsay Lohan
    EricLR
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    See girls, you can be a drug dealer just like the boys!

  47. Richard Simmons Man Boobs Swimming Cap Speedo Swim for Relief Benefiting Hurricane Sandy Recovery Event
    Little Tongue
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    It’s time for a mommy tuck, Richard!

  48. Philip Seymour Hoffman Dumpy Clothes
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    Philip Seymour Huffing

  49. Lena Dunham Gross Mouth Women In The Workplace Reducing Stress With Meditation
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    Hey, Lena, men reduce workplace stress through medication, too. It’s called bourbon.

  50. Hayden Panettiere Butt Tight Pants Heels GMA
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    I thought Dorothy took the red shoes, how did this munchkin get it?

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