The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.7.15

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that isn’t Fat Vin Diesel, so I don’t know why I even bothered. Honestly, is Claire Danes deepthroating an ice cream bar Fat Vin Diesel? Nope. Is Lindsay Lohan, who’s blowjobs are so good even gay guys are hiring her now Fat Vin Diesel? Not even a little. What about Wynonna Judd’s Jack-o-lantern hea– Okay, that one’s pretty close to Fat Vin Diesel. You’re cool for now, TCWM, you skated by on that one.

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