The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.5.16

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Kylie Jenners butt, her sister Kourtney’s camel toe, another Hillary Clinton crazy face, and Shia LaBeouf miraculously not dead after hitchhiking all over the country. I really thought I could count on the general populace of this dumbfuck nation, who have us dangerously close to electing Hi-C Hitler president, and who beat to death an innocent robot hitchhiker who never once unfairly banged Megan Fox, to finally end The Beef for us, but no. You assholes had one job.

P.S. You don’t deserve this, but it’s my birthday, so I found you guys a butt video. Enjoy.

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