“I’m ready for your close up, Mr. Depp.”
Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m strongly encouraging Scott Disick to do put some stank on this one, FOR AMERICA! Jared Leto makes his way in here for the third day in a row, because just, just what the fuck, and also Margaret Cho confirms your long-held suspicion that yes, I hate your eyes.
Leilani Dowding (Huh, who? Did I do that right?) is in a bikini at the end,
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Oh Selena, almost there…just a little longer
http://vimeo.com/30060002
PRAY TO GOD BY YOURSELF,TELL HIM YOU
WANT TO KNOW HIM ASK HIM TO HELP YOU
AND PRAY THIS PRAYER.
“DEAR LORD JESUS / LORD YESHUA PLEASE
SAVE ME I BELIEVE IN MY HEART AND
CONFESS WITH MY MOUTH THAT YOU ARE
THE SON OF GOD, THAT YOU WERE BORN OF
A VIRGIN, LIVED A SINLESS LIFE AND DIED ON
THE CROSS TO PAY FOR THE SINS OF THE
WORLD AND ROSE AGAIN AFTER THREE DAYS
AS THE EVERLASTING SAVIOR! I CONFESS I
AM A SINNER PLEASE WASH AND CLEANSE
ME IN YOUR PRECIOUS BLOOD AS I REPENT
FOR MY ALL MY SINS AND FORGIVE ALL
THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED AGAINST ME.
DECLARE AND EXCEPT YOU AS THE LORD OF
MY LIFE PLEASE PROTECT, GUARD AND SAVE
ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! THANK
YOU LORD I RECEIVE YOU COMPLETELY INTO
MY HEART AND LIFE PLEASE SPEAK TO ME
LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE AND GUIDE ME! I
CONFESS YOU ARE MY SAVIOR THE KING OF
KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS
HALLELUJAH!”
Our Savior Jesus/Yeshua proof can be verified by the 2000 year old book of Revelation chapter 12
Revelation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun,
and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
Revelation:12:2: And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
Revelation:12:3: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon,
having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
Revelation:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth:
and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
Revelation:12:5: And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron:
and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.
Here’s another Revelation: YOU SUCK!
Go fuck yourself!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_xisb2K-6A
DO YOU KNOW HIM?
What the garbage news is this. I’m switching over to WWW. C E L E B U R .COM
Not pictured: Selena inserting his “O” face toy…
Well at least we know who Jesse James is going to hit on next when nazi poon dries up…
National Socalists, despite the name, generally don’t get along with Marxists.
Dammit, beaten to the punch. Kudos to you, Motorboat Captain!
And my pimp hand is strong…
Wherever he is Usher just got a boner.
Is he crying??? Did he just spot his career on the floor???
Is Scott Disick gonna have to slap a bitch?
“Ha, yeah. I bet you’d like to stick it in my butt.”
“That’s right everybody, he’s a heterosexual and madly in love with my daughter. Yes, they are going to get married some day, but why rush it, its not like they have been together for 50 years. If you want to know anything else you are just going to have to watch the show.”
I think we can all now agree that Portia Rossi is a vampire slowing sucking the life and money out of Ellen…
Now that I’ve seen this picture I think that is the only logical conclusion how she aged 20 years in about 1 year.
Holy S—! I’ve been believing those ads for Cover Girl – thinking there was a make up for this. I’m such an idiot!
SAME!!!
In every picture there’s a chick in the back laughing at Jared Leto.
Hahaha! So true
“How cute, your question is #11… Buh bye…”
Queen Douche and her drone.
You can’t keep a good nipple down.
“No, I’m Jared Leto. I’m a guy. What’s wrong with you people ?”
This is how gangsters let one rip…
She’s got her grandpa’s nipples.
All those millions and he still can’t buy a man bra? Some chest lipo??
Mansiere.
No, it’s a Bro he needs.
Moobs! Gross!!
I will take him as is, thanks.
As long as you taunt him from 15 feet away, he can’t hit you.
Damn you Yoko! Put some fucking clothes on!
Listen up little girls: slutty outfits CAN cause strokes…
Larry Fishburne is crying about his whore daughter.
“Need….. collagen injection…… now !”
Collagen, time machine… same thing.
Well at least we know who was filming the porn at Charlie’s house…
If you grab the back of her mullet and pull it looks like a face lift.
I hear an echo
The number of people affiliated with him that are now dead.
“I guess one blowjob couldn’t hurt.”
Insert cock here is what he’s thinking.
He killed Twitter!
Well, he’s marked his territory now . . .
“It’s my own thing, its kinda Flock Of Seagulls meets Billy Idol. I’m still working on it.”
+10!
Nice rack. Wait, what?
“Don’t cry because of me Argentina!”
“I don’t believe you can either piss or ejaculate this far, Usher, but go ahead and take your best shot.”
I’d pound this girl so hard it’d knock her spray tan off.
“I know, I can’t believe they’re asking for my autograph either !”.
Game. Blouses.
…pancakes.
“…Bitches.”
“You know where you got that shirt, and it damn sure wasn’t in the men’s department.”
“I can fit aaaaaall your dicks in my mouth!”
I was going to ask who the hell is she, but I reminded myself that with a body like that, I could care less as long as she keeps prancing around in that bikini!!! Wow! What an ASS!!!!
…she’s famous as hell in the uk. But hell, most of us on this continent wouldn’t even be able to identify Keeley Hazell, so how is Miss Dowding supposed to be known? Anyway, I’ve had a Leilani Dowding folder on my hard-drive for years.
You mean, you “couldn’t” care less. If you could care less, you would.
“Hey G.I., only fi’ dolla’ and me love you long time.”
Hiiiii YAH!
Quintessential America- Pretty (perfect) blond girl laughs while the morbidly obese teenager looks on in awe. Not pictured: eating disorders developed by thousands
The Elaine Benes I know would NOT say something like that….
so why is he is imitating Kim Kardashian’s pee scene?
“Wait, let’s go back, I think somebody recognized me !”
“If this fucking bitch doesn’t shut her pie-hole, I’m gonna knock her all the way across the goddamned room.”
demonstrating on how she gives blow jobs to horses.
He’s practicing for the exams in Thomas Jane’s class on “How to Earn a Sandwich and Make Friends at the Same Time”.
When it’s fully inflated her head must be the size of a pumpkin.
He’s fashioning a “Kris Jenner” Shocker Special…three for the pink, one for the stink! Too bad he ain’t ballin’ up that other hand to punch through the back of her throat.
She gets a training bra this year.