The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.5.11

October 5th, 2011 // 425 Comments

“I’m ready for your close up, Mr. Depp.”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where I’m strongly encouraging Scott Disick to do put some stank on this one, FOR AMERICA! Jared Leto makes his way in here for the third day in a row, because just, just what the fuck, and also Margaret Cho confirms your long-held suspicion that yes, I hate your eyes.

Leilani Dowding (Huh, who? Did I do that right?) is in a bikini at the end,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. puddleduck

    Oh Selena, almost there…just a little longer

    • Yeshua Saves

      http://vimeo.com/30060002

      PRAY TO GOD BY YOURSELF,TELL HIM YOU

      WANT TO KNOW HIM ASK HIM TO HELP YOU

      AND PRAY THIS PRAYER.

      “DEAR LORD JESUS / LORD YESHUA PLEASE

      SAVE ME I BELIEVE IN MY HEART AND

      CONFESS WITH MY MOUTH THAT YOU ARE

      THE SON OF GOD, THAT YOU WERE BORN OF

      A VIRGIN, LIVED A SINLESS LIFE AND DIED ON

      THE CROSS TO PAY FOR THE SINS OF THE

      WORLD AND ROSE AGAIN AFTER THREE DAYS

      AS THE EVERLASTING SAVIOR! I CONFESS I

      AM A SINNER PLEASE WASH AND CLEANSE

      ME IN YOUR PRECIOUS BLOOD AS I REPENT

      FOR MY ALL MY SINS AND FORGIVE ALL

      THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED AGAINST ME.

      DECLARE AND EXCEPT YOU AS THE LORD OF

      MY LIFE PLEASE PROTECT, GUARD AND SAVE

      ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! THANK

      YOU LORD I RECEIVE YOU COMPLETELY INTO

      MY HEART AND LIFE PLEASE SPEAK TO ME

      LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE AND GUIDE ME! I

      CONFESS YOU ARE MY SAVIOR THE KING OF

      KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS

      HALLELUJAH!”

      Our Savior Jesus/Yeshua proof can be verified by the 2000 year old book of Revelation chapter 12

      Revelation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun,
      and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
      Revelation:12:2: And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
      Revelation:12:3: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon,
      having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
      Revelation:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth:
      and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
      Revelation:12:5: And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron:
      and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

    • Ush2

      What the garbage news is this. I’m switching over to WWW. C E L E B U R .COM

  2. Justin Bieber
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    Not pictured: Selena inserting his “O” face toy…

  3. Margaret Cho Tattoos Underwear
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    Well at least we know who Jesse James is going to hit on next when nazi poon dries up…

  4. Kris Jenner Scott Disick
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    And my pimp hand is strong…

  5. Justin Bieber
    it had to be said
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    Wherever he is Usher just got a boner.

  6. Shaquille ONeal
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    Is he crying??? Did he just spot his career on the floor???

  7. Kris Jenner Scott Disick
    it had to be said
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    Is Scott Disick gonna have to slap a bitch?

  8. Julianne Hough Tight Dress Butt
    it had to be said
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    “Ha, yeah. I bet you’d like to stick it in my butt.”

  9. Kris Jenner Scott Disick
    Bonky
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    “That’s right everybody, he’s a heterosexual and madly in love with my daughter. Yes, they are going to get married some day, but why rush it, its not like they have been together for 50 years. If you want to know anything else you are just going to have to watch the show.”

  10. Ellen Degeneres No Make Up
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    I think we can all now agree that Portia Rossi is a vampire slowing sucking the life and money out of Ellen…

  11. Jared Leto
    it had to be said
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    In every picture there’s a chick in the back laughing at Jared Leto.

  12. George Clooney TIME Live
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    “How cute, your question is #11… Buh bye…”

  13. Kris Jenner Scott Disick
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    Queen Douche and her drone.

  14. Ali Larter Wet Hair Nipples
    it had to be said
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    You can’t keep a good nipple down.

  15. Jared Leto
    Bonky
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    “No, I’m Jared Leto. I’m a guy. What’s wrong with you people ?”

  16. Josh Brolin
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    This is how gangsters let one rip…

  17. Ali Larter Wet Hair Nipples
    Bonky
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    She’s got her grandpa’s nipples.

  18. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
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    All those millions and he still can’t buy a man bra? Some chest lipo??

  19. Shaquille ONeal
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    As long as you taunt him from 15 feet away, he can’t hit you.

  20. Margaret Cho Tattoos Underwear
    bonerspunk
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    Damn you Yoko! Put some fucking clothes on!

  21. Christina Milian Cleavage Side Boob
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    Listen up little girls: slutty outfits CAN cause strokes…

  22. Shaquille ONeal
    it had to be said
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    Larry Fishburne is crying about his whore daughter.

  23. Ellen Degeneres No Make Up
    Bonky
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    “Need….. collagen injection…… now !”

  24. Emilio Estevez
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    Well at least we know who was filming the porn at Charlie’s house…

  25. Ellen Degeneres No Make Up
    it had to be said
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    If you grab the back of her mullet and pull it looks like a face lift.

  26. Corey Feldman
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    The number of people affiliated with him that are now dead.

  27. George Clooney TIME Live
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    “I guess one blowjob couldn’t hurt.”

  28. DFENS

    Insert cock here is what he’s thinking.

  29. Justin Bieber
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He killed Twitter!

  30. Josh Brolin
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, he’s marked his territory now . . .

  31. Corey Feldman
    Bonky
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    “It’s my own thing, its kinda Flock Of Seagulls meets Billy Idol. I’m still working on it.”

  32. Simon Cowell Man Boobs
    it had to be said
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    Nice rack. Wait, what?

  33. Justin Bieber
    elaine benes
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    “Don’t cry because of me Argentina!”

  34. Justin Bieber
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    “I don’t believe you can either piss or ejaculate this far, Usher, but go ahead and take your best shot.”

  35. Christina Milian Cleavage Side Boob
    it had to be said
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    I’d pound this girl so hard it’d knock her spray tan off.

  36. Sean Young
    Bonky
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    “I know, I can’t believe they’re asking for my autograph either !”.

  37. Jared Leto
    Bobo
    Commented on this photo:

    Game. Blouses.

  38. Justin Bieber
    TigerGD
    Commented on this photo:

    “I can fit aaaaaall your dicks in my mouth!”

  39. Leilani Dowding Bikini
    Frank
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    I was going to ask who the hell is she, but I reminded myself that with a body like that, I could care less as long as she keeps prancing around in that bikini!!! Wow! What an ASS!!!!

    • eatme

      …she’s famous as hell in the uk. But hell, most of us on this continent wouldn’t even be able to identify Keeley Hazell, so how is Miss Dowding supposed to be known? Anyway, I’ve had a Leilani Dowding folder on my hard-drive for years.

    • My Left Nut

      You mean, you “couldn’t” care less. If you could care less, you would.

  40. Margaret Cho Tattoos Underwear
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    “Hey G.I., only fi’ dolla’ and me love you long time.”

  41. Josh Brolin
    Bobo
    Commented on this photo:

    Hiiiii YAH!

  42. Julianne Hough Tight Dress Butt
    elaine benes
    Commented on this photo:

    Quintessential America- Pretty (perfect) blond girl laughs while the morbidly obese teenager looks on in awe. Not pictured: eating disorders developed by thousands

  43. Justin Bieber
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    so why is he is imitating Kim Kardashian’s pee scene?

  44. Emilio Estevez
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait, let’s go back, I think somebody recognized me !”

  45. Kris Jenner Scott Disick
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    “If this fucking bitch doesn’t shut her pie-hole, I’m gonna knock her all the way across the goddamned room.”

  46. Kristin Cavallari
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    demonstrating on how she gives blow jobs to horses.

  47. Frank Burns

    He’s practicing for the exams in Thomas Jane’s class on “How to Earn a Sandwich and Make Friends at the Same Time”.

  48. Ellen Degeneres No Make Up
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    When it’s fully inflated her head must be the size of a pumpkin.

  49. Kris Jenner Scott Disick
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    He’s fashioning a “Kris Jenner” Shocker Special…three for the pink, one for the stink! Too bad he ain’t ballin’ up that other hand to punch through the back of her throat.

  50. Ali Larter Wet Hair Nipples
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    She gets a training bra this year.

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