The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    She needs to be careful. In England a woman has to have a permit to walk around with a body like that.

  2. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    Kelly looks really hot. But then, she’s standing next to a train wreck that has apparently never heard of shampoo, hairbrushes, or soap.

  3. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
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    If she’s really a Lepercaun, she can keep her pot o’ gold…I want her pot o’ honey!

  4. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
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    Oh, look! It’s a maniac with a road map.

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    How can a cross-eyed Black woman have a white nipple slip?

  6. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    “No, it’s not mine. Mine’s right here…”

  7. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
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    Why it’s Mel B, her husband, Stephen Belafonte, hanging with Katy Perry and her doll…

  8. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Why is Tori Spelling’s husband in this picture?

  9. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    sassy
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    Is Skyfall in reference to whatever died and landed on her head?

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Swearin
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    Interesting choice of skirt; I bet her ass really is worth its weight in gold

  11. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    Swearin
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    I suddenly want a celery stick

  12. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
    edamame
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    Blonde Winona Ryder. Wonder if she steals, too?

  13. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    edamame
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    50 Shades of Grey made it south, I see.

  14. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    Edg
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    This cougar hoe¡¡¡ is a craddle robber, that pretty boy is at least 10 years younger, he doesn’t realize that he won’t get any of her money only herpes

  15. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    duh!
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    Is this chicken what I have? Or is it fish?

  16. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
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    Hmmm…I fail to see any problems!

  17. Rose McGowan
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    I still think she has a marvy body, and her face is tolerable, as long as you’re not banging her under spotlights or in direct sunlight.

  18. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
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    Not that it really matters, but I wonder if she can even sing…

  19. Jésica Cirio Bikini
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    Are all of the women in Argentina grain fed? There must be something that produces such beautiful asses!

  20. Jésica Cirio Bikini
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    Since they seem to have the market cornered on beautiful butts, I think maybe the Argentine women need to start paying more attention to growing beautiful breasts…

  21. Jésica Cirio Bikini
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    *applause*applause*BRAVA…BRAVA…author…author…“*applause*applause*

  22. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    805fatty
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    Every time I see him I have a 90′s flashback… Tesla. Extreme. Mr Big. Blind Melon. etc, etc..

  23. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
    Timothy
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    Faith in Halloween restored. Thank you, Doctor Octopus and Adorable Spider-Child!

  24. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    cabora
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    Is she paying the paparazzi to stay relevant? Seriously, she’s been out of the loop for like 5+ years and now she has multiple posts this week.

  25. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
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    Some woman let him put his wee-wee in her?!

  26. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
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    Isn’t this the guy that was convicted of kidnapping Elizabeth Smart? Wasn’t that the case -

  27. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    Oh! Is this one of those pictogram type things? Like you say what each picture is and altogether they make a phrase? I love these!
    Ok…
    Scottish Rooster Hag?
    Harpy Tartan Cluck?
    Plaid Chicken Barmaid?
    Messy Blowjob Hen!

    Fuck I give up. Just tell me what it is.

  28. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Mallory
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    That baby has the most darling face….

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