Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
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She needs to be careful. In England a woman has to have a permit to walk around with a body like that.
Kelly looks really hot. But then, she’s standing next to a train wreck that has apparently never heard of shampoo, hairbrushes, or soap.
If she’s really a Lepercaun, she can keep her pot o’ gold…I want her pot o’ honey!
Oh, look! It’s a maniac with a road map.
How can a cross-eyed Black woman have a white nipple slip?
“No, it’s not mine. Mine’s right here…”
Why it’s Mel B, her husband, Stephen Belafonte, hanging with Katy Perry and her doll…
Why is Tori Spelling’s husband in this picture?
Is Skyfall in reference to whatever died and landed on her head?
Interesting choice of skirt; I bet her ass really is worth its weight in gold
I suddenly want a celery stick
Blonde Winona Ryder. Wonder if she steals, too?
Bad joke: She stole my heart.
50 Shades of Grey made it south, I see.
This cougar hoe¡¡¡ is a craddle robber, that pretty boy is at least 10 years younger, he doesn’t realize that he won’t get any of her money only herpes
Is this chicken what I have? Or is it fish?
Hmmm…I fail to see any problems!
I still think she has a marvy body, and her face is tolerable, as long as you’re not banging her under spotlights or in direct sunlight.
Not that it really matters, but I wonder if she can even sing…
Are all of the women in Argentina grain fed? There must be something that produces such beautiful asses!
Since they seem to have the market cornered on beautiful butts, I think maybe the Argentine women need to start paying more attention to growing beautiful breasts…
*applause*applause*BRAVA…BRAVA…author…author…“*applause*applause*
Every time I see him I have a 90′s flashback… Tesla. Extreme. Mr Big. Blind Melon. etc, etc..
Faith in Halloween restored. Thank you, Doctor Octopus and Adorable Spider-Child!
Is she paying the paparazzi to stay relevant? Seriously, she’s been out of the loop for like 5+ years and now she has multiple posts this week.
Some woman let him put his wee-wee in her?!
Isn’t this the guy that was convicted of kidnapping Elizabeth Smart? Wasn’t that the case -
Oh! Is this one of those pictogram type things? Like you say what each picture is and altogether they make a phrase? I love these!
Ok…
Scottish Rooster Hag?
Harpy Tartan Cluck?
Plaid Chicken Barmaid?
Messy Blowjob Hen!
Fuck I give up. Just tell me what it is.
That baby has the most darling face….