Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
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If this guy were any creepier he’d slither right off his chair!
The more I look at this picture the more I think that she just might make a great saddle and fuel tank for a Harley.
It’s Halloween…shouldn’t he be wearing a costume?
I love how DeNiro is doing the Hacky DeNiro Impression even when he’s just walking around.
Taylor Swift, with Guy Pearce as Billy Ray.
It’s good to see she found some sensible shoes to go with that ass.
If the bike were a Green Tiger, I’d say she looks like He-Man.
First ass shot to be completely ignored on this site?
Old, older, oldest & dead.
Who is the hot-lookin dude with her?
someone needs to patent a pushup bra for her arse
I guess she had to lay on the couch to get into that movie. Because she’s average and an absolute nobody in France.
“Hey !! There isn’t any candy in your pockets”
Storage Wars : The movie.
Still feeling the effects of the chili cook-off I see.
Do not pick the sea oats.
Four men that can’t produce a single combined erection.
She is providing a valuable service to the engineers of this new prototype vehicle. If she can sit in the drivers seat, it means the emergency air bags should also fit when fully inflated.
Here’s Nicole showing her lower labia, to the people on the right, before her vagina reconstruction surgery
I wonder what they wore for Halloween
Thats an almost lifelike mask.
Can a guy brag about banging Paris or is it shameful for everyone?
I bet Nolte is only in the Hateship scenes.
Contrary to the popular belief, its actually: Once you go black, you go gay.
That shadow make white girl look good.
So bad, even Marilyn wouldn’t.
Una Healy? I want two.
The thong gut is so in right now.
Sure that isn’t JLH?
I’d say there are 4 bucket lists that are blank.
Ozzy and Sharon discovered the Fountain of Youth.
Your move Nolte. Oh wait…
I must say, I’ve never really been a fan of Simpson, but aside from the makeup (which just looks odd to me in this picture), she’s looking pretty damned good. Part of it is the corset, but her arms, neck, and thighs look good too, so it’s not just that.
Are we sure it’s not Miley? Her Nicki Minaj costume was astonishingly good.
http://blog.music.aol.com/2012/10/31/celebrity-halloween-costumes/
She looks like Fucking Cheshire Cat.
Vin Diesel is really working on that new skin-complexion. Denzel #2, lol.
Is not Sasha or his wife!
if you google her pictures, her custome wasnt as tight… to show the penis shape.
But its super funny…
I want his hair, and yes I’m a girl.
The guy from Office Space looks weird without his goatee.
Fuck yeah – is Dokken touring again?!
I see he’s dressed as supermodel Carol Alt from 1994. Nicely done, sir.
*THAT’S* why she was singing into a dildo, it makes perfect sense now.
Philip Seymour Hoffman returns from 20 years in the future to warn himself of the horrors to come…
“Mel B and her husband, Will Forte, out with Eddie Murphy’s kid for Halloween in Sydney, Australia.” Fixed that for you.
“Sons of Anarchy” has officially jumped the shark.
A pair of wax lips dressed as a pile of laundry?
“Zac, you and me ain’t REALLY brothers. It’s just a saying.”
She is so FUCKING hot. She just melted my monitor — and both of my index fingers are blistered from typing this.
“Gunfight at the Oy Vey Corral.”