The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
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    If this guy were any creepier he’d slither right off his chair!

  2. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
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    The more I look at this picture the more I think that she just might make a great saddle and fuel tank for a Harley.

  3. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
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    It’s Halloween…shouldn’t he be wearing a costume?

  4. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    Tim's Trees
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    I love how DeNiro is doing the Hacky DeNiro Impression even when he’s just walking around.

  5. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    Taylor Swift, with Guy Pearce as Billy Ray.

  6. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    Colonel Angus
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    It’s good to see she found some sensible shoes to go with that ass.

  7. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Dana
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    If the bike were a Green Tiger, I’d say she looks like He-Man.

  8. Jésica Cirio Bikini
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    First ass shot to be completely ignored on this site?

  9. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    Old, older, oldest & dead.

  10. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Mick
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    Who is the hot-lookin dude with her?

  11. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    egads
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    someone needs to patent a pushup bra for her arse

  12. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    tom
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    I guess she had to lay on the couch to get into that movie. Because she’s average and an absolute nobody in France.

  13. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    mbcl
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    “Hey !! There isn’t any candy in your pockets”

  14. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    mbcl
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    Storage Wars : The movie.

  15. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    mbcl
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    Still feeling the effects of the chili cook-off I see.

  16. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    Hate Mongrel
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    Do not pick the sea oats.

  17. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    YEs
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    Four men that can’t produce a single combined erection.

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Oz Matters
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    She is providing a valuable service to the engineers of this new prototype vehicle. If she can sit in the drivers seat, it means the emergency air bags should also fit when fully inflated.

  19. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    YEs
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    Here’s Nicole showing her lower labia, to the people on the right, before her vagina reconstruction surgery

  20. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    YEs
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    I wonder what they wore for Halloween

  21. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    YEs
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    Thats an almost lifelike mask.

  22. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    YEs
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    Can a guy brag about banging Paris or is it shameful for everyone?

  23. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    YEs
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    I bet Nolte is only in the Hateship scenes.

  24. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
    YEs
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    Contrary to the popular belief, its actually: Once you go black, you go gay.

  25. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
    YEs
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    That shadow make white girl look good.

  26. Rose McGowan
    YEs
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    So bad, even Marilyn wouldn’t.

  27. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    YEs
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    Una Healy? I want two.

  28. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    YEs
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    The thong gut is so in right now.

  29. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
    tlmck
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    Sure that isn’t JLH?

  30. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    tlmck
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    I’d say there are 4 bucket lists that are blank.

  31. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    tlmck
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    Ozzy and Sharon discovered the Fountain of Youth.

  32. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    tlmck
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    Your move Nolte. Oh wait…

  33. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    I must say, I’ve never really been a fan of Simpson, but aside from the makeup (which just looks odd to me in this picture), she’s looking pretty damned good. Part of it is the corset, but her arms, neck, and thighs look good too, so it’s not just that.

  34. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Are we sure it’s not Miley? Her Nicki Minaj costume was astonishingly good.

  35. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    Mateo
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    She looks like Fucking Cheshire Cat.

  36. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    lolwhat
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    Vin Diesel is really working on that new skin-complexion. Denzel #2, lol.

  37. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    crisistina
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    Is not Sasha or his wife!
    if you google her pictures, her custome wasnt as tight… to show the penis shape.

    But its super funny…

  38. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    You
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    I want his hair, and yes I’m a girl.

  39. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
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    The guy from Office Space looks weird without his goatee.

  40. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Buddy The Elf
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    Fuck yeah – is Dokken touring again?!

  41. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    I see he’s dressed as supermodel Carol Alt from 1994. Nicely done, sir.

  42. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    *THAT’S* why she was singing into a dildo, it makes perfect sense now.

  43. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    Philip Seymour Hoffman returns from 20 years in the future to warn himself of the horrors to come…

  44. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
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    “Mel B and her husband, Will Forte, out with Eddie Murphy’s kid for Halloween in Sydney, Australia.” Fixed that for you.

  45. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
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    “Sons of Anarchy” has officially jumped the shark.

  46. Rose McGowan
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    A pair of wax lips dressed as a pile of laundry?

  47. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
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    “Zac, you and me ain’t REALLY brothers. It’s just a saying.”

  48. Christina Milian Cleavage
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    She is so FUCKING hot. She just melted my monitor — and both of my index fingers are blistered from typing this.

  49. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    “Gunfight at the Oy Vey Corral.”

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