Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
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“The Combover”, coming to theatres this fall… because the summer is so hot! Oi…!
Dear Christ! When people won’t even bother to take a pic of you with their iPhone, you are done!
What a gorgeous little kid!
Settle down, there, Chester. ;o)
I meant the baby, not the weird small man. Just for clarity.
Well there’s something I’ve never tried.
But you do try so hard. Always! :)
You obviously have an ugly and jealous soul. :)
Needs girth.
for sure!
Performing????????
Awful wig. I own at least five that look better than that. Way to go, Crazy Horse. Off to the glue factory you go.
That Real Doll isn’t very lifelike if you ask me.
Cyrus family inbreeding leads to chicken babies?
“Shaaa-wing.”
I’d squeeze it.
Damn. I really like her hair color.
Seen much better at the city pool.
Not impressed at all. That gets to be called a model?
Calm down everyone.
Sin is an “EPIC” goth. Nothing turns him on unless it has black nails, black eyeliner, listens to The Smiths, hates its history teacher, hangs out by the mall and cuts itself.
Damn! When did Zac Efron get AIDS???
if you don’t it, that’s ok.
your move, Maria Menunous….
She actually looks nice. Not the racist, vapid, cunt-whore I’m used to.
Heavy bleeders should not wear white during mensies.
Don’t smoosh the boobs, woman!
hmmm….she looks strangely more feminine and attractive as a brunette. Now the tranny pretending to be a motorcycle on the other hand…good thing his face is covered
So they’re going as Katy Perry and Russell Brand for Halloween?
Auditioning to be the spare tire no doubt…
Aaand I’ve now decided against buying metallic jeans. Thanks for ruining that for me, lady.
Damn…those are some short legs…if they were in proportion to her upper half, she’d be 9 feet tall.
Pretty normal actually, we’re just accustomed to seeing women on stilts.
Adorable.
Get her away from the goddamn Huayra.
Courtney Stodden the Fatter.
No Nick, it didn’t fall off . . . . yet.
“Heeey Justin!! Sorry I couldn’t be there!! Present’s in the mail!! Hahaha!”
We always knew Lady GaGa was a bottom, but thanks for pointing that out for us
The Zombie Apocalypse started with heavy flow
River Phoenix died from OD, River Viiperi from STD
Will someone please show me where the goddamn bathroom is?!
kelly dresses him.
Is every photo of her going to capture her mid queef and/or fart?
Crispin Glover still looks so young! Fresh from nearly kicking David Letterman in the head
Heidi Klum has really lost all creativity in her costumes since splitting up with Seal…
Somebody needs spanked here, but not sure who
You could bounce a dollar bill off that ass
I saw this before I read the caption and thought that they were real friends. For a moment, there was meaning in the world.
It’s funny because that’s not Sasha Baron Cohen, it’s actually his wife Ilsa Fisher…
Ass Clown
Hey Fatso
Leiderhosen
DURACELL SIZE Z
Enough with the Nicki Minaj pics already.
This is great! :D
He’s dressed like he should have gone to the Laker’s game the next day…against the Blazers. Ya know, because they are from Portland…and they are all homeless looking hipsters. I would know, I am one.
Final Fantasy XIII? Anyone? Snow? Bueler?
What a fucking beauty! Jessica looks good, too.
But surely I jest. I’d have Jessica Simpson for breakfast and a late-night snack, 365 days a year!