The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    “The Combover”, coming to theatres this fall… because the summer is so hot! Oi…!

  2. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    Dear Christ! When people won’t even bother to take a pic of you with their iPhone, you are done!

  3. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
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    What a gorgeous little kid!

  4. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    kimmykimkim
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    Well there’s something I’ve never tried.

  5. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    kimmykimkim
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    Needs girth.

  6. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Performing????????

  7. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
    kimmykimkim
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    Awful wig. I own at least five that look better than that. Way to go, Crazy Horse. Off to the glue factory you go.

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    jd
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    That Real Doll isn’t very lifelike if you ask me.

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    the great mulah
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    Cyrus family inbreeding leads to chicken babies?

  10. Christina Milian Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    “Shaaa-wing.”

  11. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    kimmykimkim
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    I’d squeeze it.

  12. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    kimmykimkim
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    Damn. I really like her hair color.

  13. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    SIN
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    Seen much better at the city pool.

  14. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    SIN
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    Not impressed at all. That gets to be called a model?

    • BlackManUSAonTwitter

      Calm down everyone.

      Sin is an “EPIC” goth. Nothing turns him on unless it has black nails, black eyeliner, listens to The Smiths, hates its history teacher, hangs out by the mall and cuts itself.

  15. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    BlackanuUSAonTwitter
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    Damn! When did Zac Efron get AIDS???

    if you don’t it, that’s ok.

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    BlackanuUSAonTwitter
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    your move, Maria Menunous….

  17. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    BlackanuUSAonTwitter
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    She actually looks nice. Not the racist, vapid, cunt-whore I’m used to.

  18. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    kimmykimkim
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    Heavy bleeders should not wear white during mensies.

  19. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    kimmykimkim
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    Don’t smoosh the boobs, woman!

  20. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Jamriqua
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    hmmm….she looks strangely more feminine and attractive as a brunette. Now the tranny pretending to be a motorcycle on the other hand…good thing his face is covered

  21. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Nancy
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    So they’re going as Katy Perry and Russell Brand for Halloween?

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
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    Auditioning to be the spare tire no doubt…

  23. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
    kimmykimkim
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    Aaand I’ve now decided against buying metallic jeans. Thanks for ruining that for me, lady.

  24. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    Crabby Old Guy
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    Damn…those are some short legs…if they were in proportion to her upper half, she’d be 9 feet tall.

  25. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
    El Jefe
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    Adorable.

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    El Jefe
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    Get her away from the goddamn Huayra.

  27. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    Courtney Stodden the Fatter.

  28. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    Mumra
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    No Nick, it didn’t fall off . . . . yet.

  29. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    Rich
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    “Heeey Justin!! Sorry I couldn’t be there!! Present’s in the mail!! Hahaha!”

  30. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Vlad
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    We always knew Lady GaGa was a bottom, but thanks for pointing that out for us

  31. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    Vlad
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    The Zombie Apocalypse started with heavy flow

  32. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    Vlad
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    River Phoenix died from OD, River Viiperi from STD

  33. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    Vlad
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    Will someone please show me where the goddamn bathroom is?!

  34. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    zomgbie
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    kelly dresses him.

  35. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    Vlad
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    Is every photo of her going to capture her mid queef and/or fart?

  36. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Lou Braccant
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    Crispin Glover still looks so young! Fresh from nearly kicking David Letterman in the head

  37. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    lerxt
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    Heidi Klum has really lost all creativity in her costumes since splitting up with Seal…

  38. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Bishop Arlmo Schlongfooster
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    Somebody needs spanked here, but not sure who

  39. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    Bishop Arlmo Schlongfooster
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    You could bounce a dollar bill off that ass

  40. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    bzzt
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    I saw this before I read the caption and thought that they were real friends. For a moment, there was meaning in the world.

  41. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    Nicole
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    It’s funny because that’s not Sasha Baron Cohen, it’s actually his wife Ilsa Fisher…

  42. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    Bigalkie
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    Ass Clown

  43. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
    Bigalkie
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    Hey Fatso

  44. Rose McGowan
    Bigalkie
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    Leiderhosen

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Ruckus
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    DURACELL SIZE Z

  46. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    Joaquin ingles
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    Enough with the Nicki Minaj pics already.

  47. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
    Pickles
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    This is great! :D

  48. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    Pickles
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    He’s dressed like he should have gone to the Laker’s game the next day…against the Blazers. Ya know, because they are from Portland…and they are all homeless looking hipsters. I would know, I am one.

  49. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Pickles
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    Final Fantasy XIII? Anyone? Snow? Bueler?

  50. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    What a fucking beauty! Jessica looks good, too.

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