The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
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    Hoodfat.

  2. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
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    My expression is the same as the baby’s.

  3. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
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    That’s a nice ass on a white girl. Totally would.

  4. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Mr. Hamm! You shouldn’t have!

  5. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    lpdub
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    Homeless Mr. Potato Head. Very original.

  6. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    Dusty Diamond
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    “Does this child make me look like a pedophile?”
    “No. It’s totally the beard.”

  7. Rose McGowan
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    Still would.

  8. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
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    Those tits are screaming for mercy. None will be given.

  9. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    This engine sucks more air than you suck black….oh, never mind.

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    GREAT costume Russel Brand, never would have recognized you……….

  11. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Tiger
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    Adam Lambert’s dating Crispin Glover?

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Sarah P.
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    That skirt is horrific .. what did she try and shop at the limited? WTF

  13. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    The Pope
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    You can tell she’s not in America, because the people there actually seem to know who she is.

  14. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    He’s returning the Beckham salute

  15. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    BillEBuoy
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    Why the hell do her legs face that way? that’s funky.

  16. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Whoa girl.
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    She so wants to be the new Tori Spelling.

  17. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    anonym
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    Hurry up and take the fuckin picture.

    I can’t breathe in this outfit.

  18. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    BillEBuoy
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    She always has that stupid-ass look on her fugly face. GET RID OF IT!

  19. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
    BillEBuoy
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    Her kid in the blue wig looks awfully old to be trick-or-treating. Oh well, to each their own.
    Nice ass.

  20. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    Brit
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    Leaving Las Vegas II

  21. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    cc
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    Secretly, he’s been head of a violent latin gang.

  22. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Brit
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    Poor guy. Not only does he look like a twat, he has to bang Kelly Osborne.

  23. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Martina
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    about as sexy as a toaster oven

  24. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    Martina
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    “You see, Vanessa, he doesn’t need a strap-on.”

  25. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    Martina
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    “Four Viagra Amigos”

  26. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    Martina
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    Oh my … that’s an ass I’d love to do

  27. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    Matt
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    Does it make me a bad person if I want to beat him to death with an aluminum bat?

  28. Christina Milian Cleavage
    cc
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    She drives a chrome plated car? I thought only Maple Jesus had one. Or maybe he’s stepping out on Selena.

  29. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    cc
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    RED 2…it’s about REALLY old agents coming out of retirement.

  30. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    Martina
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    I think he wants to pee in his pants

  31. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    cc
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    Have to admit, she looks pretty freakin’ hot here. Especially her behind.

  32. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    cc
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    I’ve seen guys get their asses kick for things a lot less risible than those shoes.

  33. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    Tron
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    This reminds me…I need to get a prostate exam.

  34. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Tron
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    Damn…Kelly…I just got a boner.

  35. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    El Jefe
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    Unhook the corset and the Spanx underneath it and then we can talk about what she really looks like. Since this was a photo she sent our too and not one taken by a third party, I am going to assume that a liberal amount of Photoshop may have been applied to this.

  36. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    Tron
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    It’s obviously Toxic Shock (look it up…this was happening to alot of girls in the early eighties…and to Ka$ha).

  37. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    BSname
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    Ages 75, 68, 69, 65.
    They must be doing a remake of the George Burns Lee Strasberg film Going in Style.

  38. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    HOO
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    Dude is so not relevant.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
    HOO
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    Disappointing Ms Brooke!

  40. Rose McGowan
    Tron
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    I’d still go balls deep.

  41. Christina Milian Cleavage
    HOO
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    Midget head

  42. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Tron
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    Lets hope he’s not a chicken fucker.

  43. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
    cc
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    There are times where my brain and my penis shout in unison ‘OMFG!’…this is one of those times.

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    cc
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    He started talking about the car having a monocoque chassis and she lost interest.

  45. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    dude
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    inflatable black sex doll, now with realistic teeth.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    GuyLeDouche
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    Kim is actually in Fort Lauderdale: her ass is in Miami.

  47. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    LegMan
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    told you she is one of the hottest there is!

  48. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    cc
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    Women have nerves in their breasts don’t they?

  49. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
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    I don’t care what anybody says, this made me LOL hard. I guess I must be superficial. Uh? UHHHH??? Ah, go fist yourself.

  50. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
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    My boner is so confused right now!!

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