Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
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Hoodfat.
My expression is the same as the baby’s.
That’s a nice ass on a white girl. Totally would.
Mr. Hamm! You shouldn’t have!
Homeless Mr. Potato Head. Very original.
“Does this child make me look like a pedophile?”
“No. It’s totally the beard.”
Still would.
Those tits are screaming for mercy. None will be given.
This engine sucks more air than you suck black….oh, never mind.
GREAT costume Russel Brand, never would have recognized you……….
Adam Lambert’s dating Crispin Glover?
That skirt is horrific .. what did she try and shop at the limited? WTF
You can tell she’s not in America, because the people there actually seem to know who she is.
He’s returning the Beckham salute
Why the hell do her legs face that way? that’s funky.
She so wants to be the new Tori Spelling.
Hurry up and take the fuckin picture.
I can’t breathe in this outfit.
She always has that stupid-ass look on her fugly face. GET RID OF IT!
Her kid in the blue wig looks awfully old to be trick-or-treating. Oh well, to each their own.
Nice ass.
Leaving Las Vegas II
Secretly, he’s been head of a violent latin gang.
Poor guy. Not only does he look like a twat, he has to bang Kelly Osborne.
about as sexy as a toaster oven
“You see, Vanessa, he doesn’t need a strap-on.”
“Four Viagra Amigos”
Oh my … that’s an ass I’d love to do
Does it make me a bad person if I want to beat him to death with an aluminum bat?
Not a bad person, just a bad murderer. You should use a sledge hammer instead.
You both suck at this – fucking amateurs ruin everything, Axe or chainsaw does the job better with less effort, and gives you a head start (sorry) on dismemberment.
She drives a chrome plated car? I thought only Maple Jesus had one. Or maybe he’s stepping out on Selena.
RED 2…it’s about REALLY old agents coming out of retirement.
I think he wants to pee in his pants
Have to admit, she looks pretty freakin’ hot here. Especially her behind.
I’ve seen guys get their asses kick for things a lot less risible than those shoes.
This reminds me…I need to get a prostate exam.
Damn…Kelly…I just got a boner.
Unhook the corset and the Spanx underneath it and then we can talk about what she really looks like. Since this was a photo she sent our too and not one taken by a third party, I am going to assume that a liberal amount of Photoshop may have been applied to this.
It’s obviously Toxic Shock (look it up…this was happening to alot of girls in the early eighties…and to Ka$ha).
Ages 75, 68, 69, 65.
They must be doing a remake of the George Burns Lee Strasberg film Going in Style.
Dude is so not relevant.
Disappointing Ms Brooke!
I’d still go balls deep.
Midget head
Lets hope he’s not a chicken fucker.
There are times where my brain and my penis shout in unison ‘OMFG!’…this is one of those times.
He started talking about the car having a monocoque chassis and she lost interest.
inflatable black sex doll, now with realistic teeth.
Kim is actually in Fort Lauderdale: her ass is in Miami.
told you she is one of the hottest there is!
Women have nerves in their breasts don’t they?
I don’t care what anybody says, this made me LOL hard. I guess I must be superficial. Uh? UHHHH??? Ah, go fist yourself.
My boner is so confused right now!!