Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
- Photo Boy
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Did Jennifer Grey join Lady Gaga’s show?
That’d be nice…
…pre-surgery Grey, mind you…
Kelly Osbourne’s girlfriend is way prettier than her.
I just had to look at my calendar.
Hate it whan a pretty woman wears a dress that punishes the breasts.
One problem – she’s isn’t pretty. And has crap breasts to begin with.
Attack of the killer period! Definitely one of the scariest monsters in existence.
Caught pooping in a stranger’s car ?
She looks like a Bratz doll.
That isn’t a compliment.
P.S. What’s she doing with the mic?
Tomorrow, Russel will be photographed wearing bright yellow legwarmers . . .
I like her duck costume. Very subtle but still in the spirit of halloween.
Haha, I love her “Chris Brown’s girlfriend” costume, but she missed the bite marks on the ear.
Una.. boob?
The next Transformers film has taken a strange and unusual twist.
Her shirt looks like it’s got tire marks or something… and her face… oh I get it, her costume is a car crash victim! (Too soon?)
I’ll dip it low on her.
A fanny pack, Morgan. Really?
No…it’s his urine bag. He sat on it once. Since then, he wears it in front.
Those two women in the front row are ready to slit her throat.
Either that or to bite it… if she’s found later with bite marks and drained of all her blood, we’ll know who to go after.
SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!
Perhaps I need to brush up on my spanish, but I didn’t know “Una Healy” was the phrase for “Another Olsen Twin”
Pretty sure they’re calling it LAST Vegas, but what the hell, anything to get Photo Boy to use the city’s full name more often.
The chick on the right was my favorite character in Roseanne.
I am sure that child’s chicken costume caused no end of confusion.
THEY CAN TAKE OUR LAND! BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR….CHICKEN?
That’s the look of a man who could use a cold malt liquor, and maybe some Levitra.
At first I was all ‘how come her ass is so big?’ and then I saw the words ‘Lakers game’.
Stifler’s mom has a hot sister.
Never thought she would go for a feminine looking dude like this.
That’s pretty cool. I am stuck wearing a lab coat and a plastic stethoscope.
Uh…Mr. Brand? …..Mr. Brand? …..Are you okay?
“Mister…you smell!”
Oh shit, he’s got a magic negro to give him sage advice!
Bet the insurance company on this shoot required an ambulance be standing by on set.
Stunt to talent ration is approaching infinity.
….Just smile and pretend we were invited.
I have that very dress on my Christmas tree every year.
This is the heartbreaking part where he realizes his little dog has ran away.
I saw this done a lot better years ago by a guy in a Peter Pan costume.
She so beautiful. The only thing I can complain about is the stupid tattoo on her arm.
I didn’t even see that. I can’t get past those glasses and her dress looks crooked and it’s making me want to adjust MY clothes. I like that dress though and she’s “real girl” pretty. So, hey, good job, Don. This one is not a tranny.
Hey, trannies need love too.
Well, shit, Don. You’re right. I have no opposing argument for that one.
We’re gonna need a bigger pair of sunglasses.
Still very hot.
$10 says she runs with Logan 5.
Not seen…the women trying to pry my fingers from Kelly Brook’s ankle
I like this. Good effort.
Practice that stroke for me baby.
She’s annoying, but damn, that is a nice ass.
Her skirts are always twisted. She needs to anchor that shit down.
It’s called ‘wearing a larger size’.
What the fuck is going on? She’s actually looking good these days. It’s not right.
Don’t let the fake tits fool you.
I think it’s the fact that we don’t see her as much anymore and she’s not trying as hard as she used to to be the “it” girl.
The toothless smile never works, ladies. And let those puppies breath baby.
Post-war era actors…
I don’t care what anyone says, she looks DELICIOUS !
HUGE jabos,etc..
Cute baby, loser LUCKY bastard sperm donor…..
He caught crabs from Beckham.