The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Jade
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    Did Jennifer Grey join Lady Gaga’s show?

  2. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Jade
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    Kelly Osbourne’s girlfriend is way prettier than her.

  3. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
    Jade
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    I just had to look at my calendar.

  4. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Hate it whan a pretty woman wears a dress that punishes the breasts.

  5. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    Jade
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    Attack of the killer period! Definitely one of the scariest monsters in existence.

  6. Christina Milian Cleavage
    sprub
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    Caught pooping in a stranger’s car ?

  7. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    Jade
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    She looks like a Bratz doll.

    That isn’t a compliment.

    P.S. What’s she doing with the mic?

  8. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    BillEBuoy
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    Tomorrow, Russel will be photographed wearing bright yellow legwarmers . . .

  9. Rose McGowan
    Jade
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    I like her duck costume. Very subtle but still in the spirit of halloween.

  10. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    Colin
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    Haha, I love her “Chris Brown’s girlfriend” costume, but she missed the bite marks on the ear.

  11. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    Jade
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    Una.. boob?

  12. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Pine Table Fever
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    The next Transformers film has taken a strange and unusual twist.

  13. Rose McGowan
    Colin
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    Her shirt looks like it’s got tire marks or something… and her face… oh I get it, her costume is a car crash victim! (Too soon?)

  14. Christina Milian Cleavage
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    I’ll dip it low on her.

  15. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    A fanny pack, Morgan. Really?

  16. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    Those two women in the front row are ready to slit her throat.

    • sassy

      Either that or to bite it… if she’s found later with bite marks and drained of all her blood, we’ll know who to go after.

  17. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    Tidbit
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    SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!!!!

  18. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    diego
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    Perhaps I need to brush up on my spanish, but I didn’t know “Una Healy” was the phrase for “Another Olsen Twin”

  19. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    Pretty sure they’re calling it LAST Vegas, but what the hell, anything to get Photo Boy to use the city’s full name more often.

  20. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    The chick on the right was my favorite character in Roseanne.

  21. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    cc
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    I am sure that child’s chicken costume caused no end of confusion.

  22. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    EricLr
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    THEY CAN TAKE OUR LAND! BUT THEY CAN NEVER TAKE OUR….CHICKEN?

  23. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    That’s the look of a man who could use a cold malt liquor, and maybe some Levitra.

  24. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
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    At first I was all ‘how come her ass is so big?’ and then I saw the words ‘Lakers game’.

  25. Rose McGowan
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    Stifler’s mom has a hot sister.

  26. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    Never thought she would go for a feminine looking dude like this.

  27. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
    cc
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    That’s pretty cool. I am stuck wearing a lab coat and a plastic stethoscope.

  28. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    EricLr
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    Uh…Mr. Brand? …..Mr. Brand? …..Are you okay?

  29. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    cc
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    “Mister…you smell!”

  30. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, he’s got a magic negro to give him sage advice!

  31. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    EricLr
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    Bet the insurance company on this shoot required an ambulance be standing by on set.

  32. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    cc
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    Stunt to talent ration is approaching infinity.

  33. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    EricLr
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    ….Just smile and pretend we were invited.

  34. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
    EricLr
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    I have that very dress on my Christmas tree every year.

  35. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    EricLr
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    This is the heartbreaking part where he realizes his little dog has ran away.

  36. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    cc
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    I saw this done a lot better years ago by a guy in a Peter Pan costume.

  37. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
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    She so beautiful. The only thing I can complain about is the stupid tattoo on her arm.

  38. Rose McGowan
    EricLr
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    We’re gonna need a bigger pair of sunglasses.

  39. Christina Milian Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Still very hot.

  40. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    EricLr
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    $10 says she runs with Logan 5.

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
    cc
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    Not seen…the women trying to pry my fingers from Kelly Brook’s ankle

  42. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
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    I like this. Good effort.

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    Practice that stroke for me baby.

  44. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s annoying, but damn, that is a nice ass.

  45. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Jade
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    Her skirts are always twisted. She needs to anchor that shit down.

  46. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
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    What the fuck is going on? She’s actually looking good these days. It’s not right.

  47. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
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    The toothless smile never works, ladies. And let those puppies breath baby.

  48. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    Dr. cocksider
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    Post-war era actors…

  49. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Throb the Wonder Mule
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what anyone says, she looks DELICIOUS !
    HUGE jabos,etc..
    Cute baby, loser LUCKY bastard sperm donor…..

  50. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    He caught crabs from Beckham.

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