Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
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still can’t find it.
Looks like someone got into the magic markers again.
great costume
She looks like a Viking bar wench. She’s dangerously close to being attacked by Skarsgard.
UGLY!!!
Adult diaper add?
Still not as many veins popping as Madonna
Halloween, that awkward night where you have been in costume all year, so have nothing to wear.
Holy hell Jessica Simpson looks so good I didn’t recognize her. And I love her hair. I get that corsets are magic but still, I’m impressed.
Someone got their red wings.
That right there is a textbook, classic “I smell a fart” face. I’m surprised she hasn’t been photographed with this look more often given the proximity of her ass to her nostrils.
She went as Paris and he went as a river. Clever.
The bloody crotch was an unfortunate costume choice.
so got a boobjob? also is that guys costume, Justin Beiber?
She’s got ribs just like Jessica Simpson…had for lunch.
She treats everyday like it’s Halloween, so when October 31st roles around, all she has left is a look on her face that says “Imma cut yo head off and eat yo soul through yo bloody neck stump! Biiiiiitch!”
If only Lady Gaga looked like that…
I was looking at that pic wondering if she found a genie that told her she could trade her nose in for some abs if she just gains some weight. Really did not see her down there for a while.
Paris Hilton debuts her Normal Person costume for Halloween. Tomorrow, it’s back to being a stupid whore with too much money.
That’s fucking adorable.
Oh look, Russel Brand dressed up as a comedian for Halloween.
Did Elaine Benes get fired by J Peterman again?
DAMMIT THERE BETTER BE CRAIG NEXT.
I give this dick joke a “6″ on the one to ten scale.
Suffer the little children, cum unto me.
argh.
She looks so sloppy. All of it. Clothes, body, hair. What a mess.
Hardcore lesbian sex is part of her show? Now I see the appeal.
“Lady Gaga (bottom)”
ROFL.
That alone will be a chuckle for a good half hour, plus I had to search to find Gaga.
Barely relevant it seems.
Good thing she wasn’t wearing a red and white striped sweater and glasses, you never would have found her.
“Captain, between the corset and the Spanx, I canna take much morrre o’ this!” – Jessica’s left breast
You’re move, Beckham.
Nice VPL.
Having said that… Y NO THONG?
She left it on my floor this morning. Hyuk.
Why panties at all? That’s a long dress.
I like the way you think!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Did he win?
Damn, Peter Pan is smoking hot.
But we’re not really supposed to pay heed to the super-cool artificial-intelligence arms; we’re only supposed to be concentrating on the *yawn* sustained fusion experiment (i.e., Why Spider-Man 2 Failed Thirty Minutes In).
“You now have herpes.”
ha that thing is so fake! totally out of proportion. she has the ass of a 65 year old civil servant.
pffffffftttttttt. Ahhhhh….
There were two kids in the main Russell Brand post. Where’s the other one…and why is this photo cut off just above his lap?
Her halloween costume is JLH?
It’s fucking good!
One of those rare occasions when a sequel beats the original.
There’s nothing wrong with having a hair fetish but a woman had better be prepared for a lot of laughing.
It’s possible he looks absolutely Tarzan spectacular naked.
But you have to have muscles for the Tarzan look. He’s so skinny, I imagine the moment the clothes come off he looks more like Cousin It.
“I’m gonna do you so gross later.”
LOL
Looks like the Huayra made Kim fill her diaper.
That’s cute and she can wear the dress again next St Patrick Day.
MOO
Gotta admit she does look good here but I still remember the Hulk sized legs and calves from just last week.
She “looks good” compared to what? Roadkill?
“I’m Lady Gaga, and I’m not afraid to say I’m fifty years old. I can kick! I can stretch! I can ride a motorcycle! And I can kick! And I’m FIFTY.”
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Huge congratulations to Jessica for leaving the bovine order and rejoining the human order. She looks great!