The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    still can’t find it.

  2. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    NattyIce
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    Looks like someone got into the magic markers again.

  3. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    Elton J.
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    great costume

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    She looks like a Viking bar wench. She’s dangerously close to being attacked by Skarsgard.

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    elephantman
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    UGLY!!!

  6. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    Adult diaper add?

  7. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    BigOkie
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    Still not as many veins popping as Madonna

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    rantatonne
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    Halloween, that awkward night where you have been in costume all year, so have nothing to wear.

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Brooke
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    Holy hell Jessica Simpson looks so good I didn’t recognize her. And I love her hair. I get that corsets are magic but still, I’m impressed.

  10. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
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    Someone got their red wings.

  11. Rose McGowan
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    That right there is a textbook, classic “I smell a fart” face. I’m surprised she hasn’t been photographed with this look more often given the proximity of her ass to her nostrils.

  12. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
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    She went as Paris and he went as a river. Clever.

  13. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
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    The bloody crotch was an unfortunate costume choice.

  14. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    rantatonne
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    so got a boobjob? also is that guys costume, Justin Beiber?

  15. Jésica Cirio Bikini
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    She’s got ribs just like Jessica Simpson…had for lunch.

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    ThisWillHurt
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    She treats everyday like it’s Halloween, so when October 31st roles around, all she has left is a look on her face that says “Imma cut yo head off and eat yo soul through yo bloody neck stump! Biiiiiitch!”

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
    Michael
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    If only Lady Gaga looked like that…

  18. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    rantatonne
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    I was looking at that pic wondering if she found a genie that told her she could trade her nose in for some abs if she just gains some weight. Really did not see her down there for a while.

  19. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    ThisWillHurt
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    Paris Hilton debuts her Normal Person costume for Halloween. Tomorrow, it’s back to being a stupid whore with too much money.

  20. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
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    That’s fucking adorable.

  21. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    smapdi
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    Oh look, Russel Brand dressed up as a comedian for Halloween.

  22. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Mihos
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    Did Elaine Benes get fired by J Peterman again?

  23. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Ruth
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    DAMMIT THERE BETTER BE CRAIG NEXT.

  24. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    I give this dick joke a “6″ on the one to ten scale.

  25. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
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    Suffer the little children, cum unto me.

  26. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    Ruth
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    argh.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    popwilleatitself
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    She looks so sloppy. All of it. Clothes, body, hair. What a mess.

  28. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
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    Hardcore lesbian sex is part of her show? Now I see the appeal.

  29. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    priceless
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    “Lady Gaga (bottom)”

    ROFL.
    That alone will be a chuckle for a good half hour, plus I had to search to find Gaga.
    Barely relevant it seems.

  30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
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    “Captain, between the corset and the Spanx, I canna take much morrre o’ this!” – Jessica’s left breast

  31. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    theraggededge
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    You’re move, Beckham.

  32. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
    Sheppy
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    Nice VPL.

  33. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
    theraggededge
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    MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  34. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Sheppy
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    Did he win?

  35. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    theraggededge
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    Damn, Peter Pan is smoking hot.

  36. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
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    But we’re not really supposed to pay heed to the super-cool artificial-intelligence arms; we’re only supposed to be concentrating on the *yawn* sustained fusion experiment (i.e., Why Spider-Man 2 Failed Thirty Minutes In).

  37. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
    Sheppy
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    “You now have herpes.”

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    henry hill
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    ha that thing is so fake! totally out of proportion. she has the ass of a 65 year old civil servant.

  39. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    theraggededge
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    pffffffftttttttt. Ahhhhh….

  40. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
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    There were two kids in the main Russell Brand post. Where’s the other one…and why is this photo cut off just above his lap?

  41. Una Healy Cleavage Legs Minidress The Saturdays
    Sheppy
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    Her halloween costume is JLH?

  42. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Cock Dr
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    There’s nothing wrong with having a hair fetish but a woman had better be prepared for a lot of laughing.
    It’s possible he looks absolutely Tarzan spectacular naked.

    • Colin

      But you have to have muscles for the Tarzan look. He’s so skinny, I imagine the moment the clothes come off he looks more like Cousin It.

  43. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
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    “I’m gonna do you so gross later.”

  44. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    seriouslynow
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    Looks like the Huayra made Kim fill her diaper.

  45. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
    Cock Dr
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    That’s cute and she can wear the dress again next St Patrick Day.

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  47. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    anonymous
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    Gotta admit she does look good here but I still remember the Hulk sized legs and calves from just last week.

  48. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    K-Tron
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    “I’m Lady Gaga, and I’m not afraid to say I’m fifty years old. I can kick! I can stretch! I can ride a motorcycle! And I can kick! And I’m FIFTY.”

  49. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    SexJihaad9/11
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    deamau4

  50. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Jade
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    Huge congratulations to Jessica for leaving the bovine order and rejoining the human order. She looks great!

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