The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.31.12

October 31st, 2012 // 465 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.

If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    Goddammit, who put her left arm on backwards this time?

  2. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    Johnny P!
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    Some people can make a perfectly good suit look cheap and dirty the minute they put it on.

  3. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
    Contusion
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    MOOOOOOOO. (it had to be said)

  4. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    In my dream, afterwords they both attended the “Take a Nap in Your Running Car in a Garage” Awards show.

  5. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
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    I’ve put my banana in a sock, but never a sock monkey.

  6. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    The Royal Penis
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    Wow, it didn’t take long for fatso to make her husband an egg laying chicken.

    Hey douchebag, the real braveheart would have beat her over her head until she held the damn baby herself. Btw, Garth wants his wig back.

  7. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage Skyfall Premiere
    Contusion
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    Suddenly I’m hungry for pancakes.

  8. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
    Johnny P!
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    Her face says it all: Fucking Retard.

  9. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
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    That guy’s cock must be made of stainless steel. It would have to be.

  10. Kelly Brook Cleavage Legs Backstage Crazy Horse Twitter
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    I wanna see the eight pair of lips.

  11. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
    The Royal Penis
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    Get to it kids, those rugs aren’t gonna munch themselves.

    What? It had a dick? I call bullshit.

  12. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    zomgbie
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    one of these things is not like the other…

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    That’s exactly what I thought a “nip slip” picture of hers would look like!

  14. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    Hateship…? Sounds like a movie for me.

  15. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    Johnny P!
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    Coupla gray pubes caught in the Depends elastic.

  16. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
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    Does this guy drive a DeLorean??

  17. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    albastarr
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    performing?

  18. Helen Flanagan Cleavage Specsavers Spectacle Wearer Of The Year
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    So Transitions lenses can make anyone look like they still live with their parents.

  19. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
    Johnny P!
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    Dude hardly put any effort into his Niki Minaj costume.
    Still looks better and saner than her, though…

  20. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
    The Royal Penis
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    Dressed to impress as usual. Nolte is one of the few actors in Hollywood able to dress like a bum and stay drunk on set and get paid for pretending he’s “in character”.

  21. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
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    Nice hat – his outfit was “Crusty Old Seaman”

  22. Kristina Shannon Butt Tight Jeans Laker Game
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    Where’s the other half of the Syphillitic Duo?

  23. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
    Shoebacca
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    Fake. Gross and fake.
    Like his movies.

  24. Patton Oswalt Doc Octopus halloween Costume Twitter
    The Royal Penis
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    What’s the costume?

    Oh, oh, I get it-”A Catholic’s Priests wet dream”

    Good one!

  25. Rose McGowan
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    Ahhh! That’s the most frightening mask I’ve ever laid eyes on!! Seriously, that is some fucked-up shit, lady…. say again?

  26. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
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    “So once we get the titanium hood installed, this is where we’re going to have you sit.”

  27. Christina Milian Cleavage
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    She’s like a delicious chocolate cherry in a silver wrapper.

  28. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    JC
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    It’s like when Rob Halford used to ride the motorcycle out on stage during Judas Priest concerts, except everything here is bad and wrong.

  29. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    Scratch and Sniff = mothballs

  30. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    Can you file an Amber Alert preemptively?

  31. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Eric Johnson Halloween Costumes
    Jerkbox
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    Look at ye big ‘ol titties! Woooohoo!

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Nipple Slip Pasty Wardrobe Malfunction
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    This is why ventriloquists have boxes. Use the fucking boxes.

  33. Sacha Baron Cohen Monkey Costume Prosthetic Penis Halloween Costume
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    so do I have this right? fake dick, fake tits, his actual balls and boots on a sock monkey? I was bored before I finished typing this.

  34. Nicole Scherzinger Butt Tight Dress
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    Dumb as a stump but still gives me wood.

  35. Paris Hilton Cleavage River Viiperi
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    He has that look on his face like someone who’s blissfully ignorant of the fact that, just by having this photo taken, he has herpes.

  36. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’d love to RIDE Lady GaGa too, but not in the way pictured. Hehe!” – No One Ever

  37. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
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    so ‘Hangover’ for geezers. eh, I’ll watch it.

  38. Morgan Freeman Michael Douglas Robert De Niro Kevin Kline Las Vegas Set
    CrashHell
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    “I wish I could tell you that the fanny pack was a wardrobe decision – I wish I could tell you that, but movies are no fairy tale…”

  39. Nick Nolte Crotch Grab Red Face Hateship Friendship Set
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    C’mon Nick, we know your first wife got that in the divorce.

  40. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Cock Dr
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    America continues to export its best and most vital commodity…entertainment.

  41. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
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    Eli – when they say eat someone out…

  42. Kelly Osbourne Cleavage Purple Hair Matthew Mosshart Grey Tuxedo White Boots
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    really? white boots? even your gayness cannot pull that off.

  43. Jésica Cirio Bikini
    fiona
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    judging from the background, are we sure she’s not at some lesbian fingerbang orgy?

  44. Russell Brand Arm Around Young Boy Laker Game
    Joe
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    The stadium’s Douchebag Cam operator chose well.

  45. Jésica Cirio Bikini
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    Real tits stand up like that right? Right?

  46. Eli Roth Bikini Chick Halloween Make Up Twitter
    mags
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    She still has her scalp. His shirt is a fucking liar.

  47. Kim Kardashian Huge Tight Skirt
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    still looking like she shit herself. it’s a daily thing now.

  48. Lady Gaga Getting Humped Bay Bikini Chick On Motorcycle
    Jill_Ess
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    GaGa’s abs look amazing!

  49. Zac Efron Knit Hat Laker Game
    Elton J.
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    Please someone roundhouse him in the face

  50. Mel B Butt Tight Pants Stephen Belafonte Green Wig Halloween
    Yeah
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    And Brian Austin Green in a wig

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