Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a set shot from the sure to be hilarious Las Vegas, described by IMDB as “Four best friends in their late-60′s decide to escape retirement and throw a Las Vegas bachelor party for the only one of them who has remained single.” Sounds great! But please, oh please make this scene slo-mo and set to hip-hop!! I just love the humorous juxtaposition of upper-class white people engaged in banal social situations while the musical expression of the impoverished perfectly exploits how different they truly are. Oh, comedy! *steps off soap-box* Anyway, we’ve also got Eli Roth and the only way he gets it up anymore, ditto for Russell Brand, and another set shot, this time of Nick Nolte in a role that clearly should have gone to Jon Hamm.
If that last line made you think that’s a pic of Nolte’s dickprint and you feverishly clicked on it, it might be time to make some real changes in your life,
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Goddammit, who put her left arm on backwards this time?
Some people can make a perfectly good suit look cheap and dirty the minute they put it on.
Be nice. At least the Geico caveman is *trying*.
It looks like he tailored it himself.
MOOOOOOOO. (it had to be said)
In my dream, afterwords they both attended the “Take a Nap in Your Running Car in a Garage” Awards show.
I’ve put my banana in a sock, but never a sock monkey.
Wow, it didn’t take long for fatso to make her husband an egg laying chicken.
Hey douchebag, the real braveheart would have beat her over her head until she held the damn baby herself. Btw, Garth wants his wig back.
Suddenly I’m hungry for pancakes.
Her face says it all: Fucking Retard.
I had that exact same expression on my face the first time i peed standing up, too… but I was 4
That guy’s cock must be made of stainless steel. It would have to be.
I wanna see the eight pair of lips.
Eight? Eighth.
“th”! I type too fast ;-)
So do I.
Get to it kids, those rugs aren’t gonna munch themselves.
What? It had a dick? I call bullshit.
one of these things is not like the other…
That’s exactly what I thought a “nip slip” picture of hers would look like!
Hateship…? Sounds like a movie for me.
Coupla gray pubes caught in the Depends elastic.
Does this guy drive a DeLorean??
performing?
So Transitions lenses can make anyone look like they still live with their parents.
Dude hardly put any effort into his Niki Minaj costume.
Still looks better and saner than her, though…
Dressed to impress as usual. Nolte is one of the few actors in Hollywood able to dress like a bum and stay drunk on set and get paid for pretending he’s “in character”.
Nice hat – his outfit was “Crusty Old Seaman”
That’s how you spell it right? ;-)
Thumbs up—you really did it right with that second post bringing it home.
Where’s the other half of the Syphillitic Duo?
Fake. Gross and fake.
Like his movies.
What’s the costume?
Oh, oh, I get it-”A Catholic’s Priests wet dream”
Good one!
Ha! Ya’ll crack me up. Tell one little molester joke and you get your panties all waded up.
Or maybe it’s just not funny…
Ahhh! That’s the most frightening mask I’ve ever laid eyes on!! Seriously, that is some fucked-up shit, lady…. say again?
“So once we get the titanium hood installed, this is where we’re going to have you sit.”
She’s like a delicious chocolate cherry in a silver wrapper.
I’m thinking that chocolate cherry is long gone.
It’s like when Rob Halford used to ride the motorcycle out on stage during Judas Priest concerts, except everything here is bad and wrong.
Scratch and Sniff = mothballs
old man balls
Can you file an Amber Alert preemptively?
Look at ye big ‘ol titties! Woooohoo!
This is why ventriloquists have boxes. Use the fucking boxes.
so do I have this right? fake dick, fake tits, his actual balls and boots on a sock monkey? I was bored before I finished typing this.
Hmmm…I hate “Sandy” now, but I love cakes…
ok then I’ll hate you too. fun! just curious , do you hate me cuz you love Sacha or did you just want everyone to know you love cake?
I suspect it may have a lot to do with that fucking storm back East. But I’m out West, and I still love you…
Yes, sandy, I thought my temporarily new screenname here made it obvious to what Sandy I was referring.
Love your perfect grammar.
As a fellow east-coaster and veteran of many hurricanes, I hope you get power soon.
Godspeed.
yup, was carrying on the joke in my clumsy fashion
Sandy, your original post made me giggle.
Dumb as a stump but still gives me wood.
He has that look on his face like someone who’s blissfully ignorant of the fact that, just by having this photo taken, he has herpes.
“I’d love to RIDE Lady GaGa too, but not in the way pictured. Hehe!” – No One Ever
Nah, I would.
so ‘Hangover’ for geezers. eh, I’ll watch it.
“I wish I could tell you that the fanny pack was a wardrobe decision – I wish I could tell you that, but movies are no fairy tale…”
C’mon Nick, we know your first wife got that in the divorce.
America continues to export its best and most vital commodity…entertainment.
Eli – when they say eat someone out…
really? white boots? even your gayness cannot pull that off.
judging from the background, are we sure she’s not at some lesbian fingerbang orgy?
I wish.
Judging from the foreground reaction, I’d say it smells like one.
The stadium’s Douchebag Cam operator chose well.
Real tits stand up like that right? Right?
yeah, and they’re always a foot apart.
She still has her scalp. His shirt is a fucking liar.
still looking like she shit herself. it’s a daily thing now.
Well, just as long as she’s regular.
GaGa’s abs look amazing!
…That’s not GaGa.
I’m not ashamed to admit that I needed Photo Boy to point out which one was Retread Madonna.
LOL @ those who think the dude with the abs is Gaga.
Please someone roundhouse him in the face
And Brian Austin Green in a wig