The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.30.13

October 30th, 2013 // 406 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which comes to you the day after I watched The Conjuring. A day in which I jokingly began reexamining my belief in demons, then found my morning email requesting this Madonna nude portrait gallery, and immediately decided fuck yes, those motherfuckers are real and oh fuck, did anyone else just hear that?

So in the spirit of redeeming myself in His holy grace, I put Kelly Brook at the beginning and end of this shameful gallery of homoerotica and rape humor, because her breasts are the light and the way.

Let us bow our heads and pra– OH FUCK THERE’S MORE! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

- Photo Boy

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
    flaT
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    Neeeehhhhhhhh

  2. Mickey Rourke Spandex Short Shorts Dickprint
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    Wow. Even his shins are all fucked up looking.

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    I may have just sprinkled her with my holy water

  4. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
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    Looks like Rory is eyeing up a tree to gnaw on.

  5. Chris Jericho Skinny Jeans Pink Shirt Scarf
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    I guess all that hugging and rolling around on the floor with other dudes in underwear have finally taken their toll.

  6. Aaron Sorkin Red Face Last Vegas Premiere
    CrashHell
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    I’ll take Jim J. Bullock for the block please.

  7. Chris Jericho Skinny Jeans Pink Shirt Scarf
    Tomahawk Holmes
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    definition of queer: one who combines v-neck t-shirt with scarf

  8. Jessica White See Through Dress Usher Gabrielles Angel Foundation Hosts Angel Ball
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    “I’m thinking of you as a young white boy, oh hmm, umm-hmm!”

  9. David Cronenberg Evolution Exhibition Media Preview
    Jay
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    Christ, these Madonna nudes are worse than I imagined…

  10. Shimon Peres Groping Paula Abdul
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    “You remind me of my first wife, on her death bed.”

  11. Michael Douglas Last Vegas Premiere
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    “Aigh! Green microphone! It nearly killed me!”

  12. Joe Pantoliano Ridiculous Clothes Last Vegas Premiere
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    Nice pants, Joey.

  13. Chris Jericho Skinny Jeans Pink Shirt Scarf
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    I shall call him gay from the comfort of a safe distance…
    (Showed him..)

  14. Prince Charles World Islamic Economic Forum
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    “He threatened to blow me up! And then I see you!”

  15. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Shoulda saved this shit for Halloween. Seriously scary.

  16. Jessica White See Through Dress Usher Gabrielles Angel Foundation Hosts Angel Ball
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    I’m gonna need to reevaluate my stance on reincarnation because no one can convince me that’s not black Liberace…

    • dontkillthemessenger

      Can’t a man have a sparkly suit and gray patent leather shoes and not be called gay?

      Now that I think about it, no.

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    This woman is getting hotter and hotter by the motherfucking day!

  18. Corey Feldman Fedora
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    Awwww, it just becomes cuter and cuter the older he get!

  19. Corey Feldman Fedora
    yourmom
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    Cuz child molestation PAYS, Bitches!

  20. Corey Feldman Fedora
    Ben Dover
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    wheres your whores Corey?

  21. Chris Jericho Skinny Jeans Pink Shirt Scarf
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    We should set him and Mr. Simpson up on a blind date..

  22. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
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    She really needs to stop convincing me the maid was a better choice…

  23. David Cronenberg Evolution Exhibition Media Preview
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    No wonder he’s hitting on a hideous, fake alien, he’s drank almost every bottle of liquor in the whole bar.

  24. Mickey Rourke Spandex Short Shorts Dickprint
    Ben Dover
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    WTF

  25. Rihanna Bikini Instagram
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    She’s got the right idea, just keep brushing more hair over that fugly pug face and we can talk.

  26. Will.i.am Ridiculous Clothes Futuristic Car
    Sheppy
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    Good job the registration plate is blanked, can’t have people identifying him as he drives around.

  27. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
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    Moments later, they were slaughtered by aboriginal poachers for their tooth ivory, highly prized in Chinese medicine as a treatment for gallstones and genital warts.

  28. Phoebe Price Cleavage Legs Slutty Witch Costume Pumpkin Patch
    Sheppy
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    She has nothing I want.

  29. Mickey Rourke Spandex Short Shorts Dickprint
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    I was going to comment on the toddler-like package he’s sporting here, but then I remembered that I didn’t look at that because that would be gay.

  30. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
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    “Hee-HAW, heeHAW”
    “…stick around…..stick around….”
    “Hee–HAWWWW”
    “…want some candy, mister?..”

  31. Debra Messing Gabrielles Angel Foundation Hosts Angel Ball
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    She smiled, but even the hydrangeas couldn’t distract from the fact that she was freshly fucked.

  32. Mickey Rourke Spandex Short Shorts Dickprint
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    The man’s a master… I challenge anyone else to have their face and balls recoil from the sun at the same time…

  33. David Cronenberg Evolution Exhibition Media Preview
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    Cronenberg can do no wrong. I have nothing snarky to say.

  34. Pierce Brosnan Grabbing Young Woman How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
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    “Your womb is ripe. Get into my van.”

  35. Aaron Sorkin Red Face Last Vegas Premiere
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    Didn’t quite get that lipstick wiped off.

  36. Joanna Krupa Butt Tight Jeans
    Sheppy
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    Needs more boobs.

  37. Mickey Rourke Spandex Short Shorts Dickprint
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    Is his left shoulder dislocated?

  38. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
    digit
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    Dayyyum – she even makes the Predator look doable!

  39. Michael Bay Transformers Age of Extinction Set Hong Kong
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    Hmmmm, yeah ok. I guess I want to hit him with an air conditioner too.

  40. Michael Bay Transformers Age of Extinction Set Hong Kong
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    Michael really has spared no expense. Sure, hiring Kanye to beat up paparazzi and potential extortionists may seem like a bit much but when you consider the quality of work that will be produc..BUWAHAHAHAHAHA…
    Sorry, I couldn’t do it…I just can’t

  41. Marilyn Manson Hosting Halloween Horror Bash
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    This guy was a loser in the 90s, let alone now

  42. Grenshaw

    It’s not even 3:30 on the east coast and you’re calling it a day? Seems like this has been happening more and more often lately…

  43. Prince Charles World Islamic Economic Forum
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    “I say, is he going to rob me?! Juuust checking, haha”

  44. David Cronenberg Evolution Exhibition Media Preview
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    As he took another sip, the potion took effect, and Ann Coulter was revealed to him in her true form.

  45. Shimon Peres Groping Paula Abdul
    JC
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    “Straight up now tell me are you gonna support a two…state…solution…whoa oh oh…”

  46. Rory Kennedy Maria Shriver Wrinkly Old Faces International Womens Media Foundations 2013 Courage In Journalism Awards
    diego
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    Further proof that the universe hates the Kennedy’s

  47. Will.i.am Ridiculous Clothes Futuristic Car
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    To prove to everyone that I really can go into the future with my badass future-car, I brought back future Justin Beiber. In your face, idiots.

  48. David Spade Kmart Trucker Hat
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    Good for him… Nothing like a little honest work to lift your spirits.

  49. David Spade Kmart Trucker Hat
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    “Hey ladies…..would you like a little *sushi* to go with your stud muffin?”

  50. Marilyn Manson Hosting Halloween Horror Bash
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    Quit clowning around Manson!

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