Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which comes to you the day after I watched The Conjuring. A day in which I jokingly began reexamining my belief in demons, then found my morning email requesting this Madonna nude portrait gallery, and immediately decided fuck yes, those motherfuckers are real and oh fuck, did anyone else just hear that?
So in the spirit of redeeming myself in His holy grace, I put Kelly Brook at the beginning and end of this shameful gallery of homoerotica and rape humor, because her breasts are the light and the way.
Let us bow our heads and pra– OH FUCK THERE’S MORE! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!
- Photo Boy