Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!
I..I didn’t know groping could do that…
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All this money for muscles and appearance surgery and ya can’t buy a decent pair of jorts?
Jesus, this just looks like a really bad Dr. Who episode. Her upper body is God knows where in time and space, and her thighs are somewhere in the 2040s.
She looks great. But even if she didn’t, she’s still a global superstar and we’re still losers talking about her on the internet. I think I see the winner here.
All variations and elongations of the word *win* have been toxified by Charlie Sheen. But I see what you’re saying and I’ll let it slide this time.
On his way to his new Children’s Book signing, “The Sad little mushroom.”
It’s Pygar from Barbarella! So where’s the young naked Jane Fonda from 1968?
Shh. Lindsay Lohan will ask to remake that one.
Looks like every guy who gets overly depressed when a local record store/bong shop closes.
her eyes kinda make it look like shes rockin an extra chromosome…..
or momma drank too much vodka
All knocked up and nowhere to go.
Wow those are some leather boots! Oh wait…
I think the Hellmouth just opened up.
Victorias secret #8: I your a gay candaian who spews man goo on stage, you too can be an angle.
Note: If , as you traverse through life, you want people to take you seriously and to laugh at your jokes, it’s always a good idea to FUCKING SPELL CORRECTLY!
The ratio of guys with wifes who’ve had kids clearly tends to zero on this thread.
Wives. Damn.
It’s like someone crossed Ricci-Suvari genetic material but things went sorta Willis somewhere along the way.
The photo you’re looking for is one back.
I’ve never seen an uglier woman.
Whoa … Does Kanye know about Maria’s ass? He should trade up
Oh, lord…
When did she lose the knee pads?
Nope.
This is Versace, circa 1994. She is making fun of Liz Hurley.
me love you looong time.
I am suddenly craving maple syrup.
BLACK LICORICE MAPLE ANGEL CHRIST
I felt the vehemence in your words.
Much better than the pissed off dyke look she was sporting earlier.
He looks mighty low.
Of course. He’s having to walk in the rain. That would piss me off, too.
Scarret top sucks.
I bet I can get her to say “moose and squirrel.”
It’s a horror alright.
By the way, where’s that new album that was gonna make this year (or last year) “The Year of the Jonas”. Keep dreaming, posers.
This picture completely proves Nietzsche’s point.
I’m still waiting to see pix or better yet a video of Maria spreading her cheeks.
Damnnnn…from your lips to God’s ear.
The closest you’ll get is the lip slip pic she had a few years back. She was playing in the water on the beach and her bikini bottoms shifted exposing a fair amount of her lady nest. It was one of the best days of my life.
Look to the Egotastic website for the pics.
I’d drill her anus and just to spite the people who complain about Minka’s cankles, I’d splash my seed on her cankles.
Outstanding
Nothing says “heterosexuality” like black leather and feathers,
Is this the East German Denise Richards knock off?
I wonder how long it took makeup to hide the tracheotomy hole in her neck she smokes Marlboro reds through
WTFFFFF is going on…..
Oh man, this is so upsetting. She’s rich, her eyes work how does she not see that and do something to get it fixed? I know this is called the Superficial, but doing something about that is not superficial, it’s a public service. Wow.
“Tits…mmMMMMmmmmmmm…” — Homer Simpson
Seeing his picture reminded me of one important fact: I fucking hate this guy! And one of the reasons is what ShitNickel mentioned above.
I’m not big on violence, but I think I’d like to see her box.
Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.
“Actually, Doctor, I’d prefer to have the liposuction beginning quite a ways above the knees.”
Hey, Bieber, regarding your little mishap the other night, has trying to swallow semen always made you puke?
The douchy-soft-pussy-midget-gay version of Billy Idol, sorry Billy.
The douchy-soft-pussy-midget-gay version of Mary Martin. Sorry, Mary.
Fish, I can’t get pictures to upload anymore.
Coming out of retirement for the remake of “Annie.”
I don’t give two shits if she’s got cankles, lice, shingles, or herpes. I’d still like to fuck her senseless!
Ditto. Some people always have to try to find a flaw in perfection. Makes them feel superior.
…. needs more lens flare
When I saw this pic I thought it was Mayim Bialik! (That actress from Blossom.)
“I miss the old days when we used Toadstools to protect us from rain”
Coming soon “Chairman of the Board 2 :The Revenge”