The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.3.12

October 3rd, 2012 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!

I..I didn’t know groping could do that…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Carrot Top
    Jman
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    All this money for muscles and appearance surgery and ya can’t buy a decent pair of jorts?

  2. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Jesus, this just looks like a really bad Dr. Who episode. Her upper body is God knows where in time and space, and her thighs are somewhere in the 2040s.

  3. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Realist
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    She looks great. But even if she didn’t, she’s still a global superstar and we’re still losers talking about her on the internet. I think I see the winner here.

  4. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    Allison Wunderlan
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    On his way to his new Children’s Book signing, “The Sad little mushroom.”

  5. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Allison Wunderlan
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    It’s Pygar from Barbarella! So where’s the young naked Jane Fonda from 1968?

  6. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
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    Looks like every guy who gets overly depressed when a local record store/bong shop closes.

  7. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    JuggNuttz
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    her eyes kinda make it look like shes rockin an extra chromosome…..

  8. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Allison Wunderlan
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    All knocked up and nowhere to go.

  9. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    duh!
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    Wow those are some leather boots! Oh wait…

  10. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Allison Wunderlan
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    I think the Hellmouth just opened up.

  11. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    another mike
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    Victorias secret #8: I your a gay candaian who spews man goo on stage, you too can be an angle.

    • Note: If , as you traverse through life, you want people to take you seriously and to laugh at your jokes, it’s always a good idea to FUCKING SPELL CORRECTLY!

  12. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    The ratio of guys with wifes who’ve had kids clearly tends to zero on this thread.

  13. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    It’s like someone crossed Ricci-Suvari genetic material but things went sorta Willis somewhere along the way.

  14. Carrot Top
    Ruth
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    The photo you’re looking for is one back.

  15. Carrot Top
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    I’ve never seen an uglier woman.

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Martina
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    Whoa … Does Kanye know about Maria’s ass? He should trade up

  17. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Anastasia Beaverhausen
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    Oh, lord…

  18. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Martina
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    When did she lose the knee pads?

  19. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Next.....
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    Nope.

  20. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    This is Versace, circa 1994. She is making fun of Liz Hurley.

  21. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
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    me love you looong time.

  22. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I am suddenly craving maple syrup.

  23. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    herewego
    Commented on this photo:

    BLACK LICORICE MAPLE ANGEL CHRIST

  24. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Billebuoy
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    Much better than the pissed off dyke look she was sporting earlier.

  25. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
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    He looks mighty low.

  26. Carrot Top
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    Scarret top sucks.

  27. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Michael
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    I bet I can get her to say “moose and squirrel.”

  28. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Michael
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    It’s a horror alright.

    By the way, where’s that new album that was gonna make this year (or last year) “The Year of the Jonas”. Keep dreaming, posers.

  29. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    This picture completely proves Nietzsche’s point.

  30. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Skeeter
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    I’m still waiting to see pix or better yet a video of Maria spreading her cheeks.

    • Damnnnn…from your lips to God’s ear.

    • The closest you’ll get is the lip slip pic she had a few years back. She was playing in the water on the beach and her bikini bottoms shifted exposing a fair amount of her lady nest. It was one of the best days of my life.

      Look to the Egotastic website for the pics.

  31. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Skeeter
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    I’d drill her anus and just to spite the people who complain about Minka’s cankles, I’d splash my seed on her cankles.

  32. Christina Milian Cleavage Duck Lips
    Skeeter
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    Outstanding

  33. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    whyask
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    Nothing says “heterosexuality” like black leather and feathers,

  34. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Don Draper's Dad
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    Is this the East German Denise Richards knock off?

  35. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    I wonder how long it took makeup to hide the tracheotomy hole in her neck she smokes Marlboro reds through

  36. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    WTFFFFF is going on…..

  37. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    celebsloveme
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    Oh man, this is so upsetting. She’s rich, her eyes work how does she not see that and do something to get it fixed? I know this is called the Superficial, but doing something about that is not superficial, it’s a public service. Wow.

  38. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    “Tits…mmMMMMmmmmmmm…” — Homer Simpson

  39. Michael Bay
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    Seeing his picture reminded me of one important fact: I fucking hate this guy! And one of the reasons is what ShitNickel mentioned above.

  40. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
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    I’m not big on violence, but I think I’d like to see her box.

  41. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    M3
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    Hey, mister? Are you hungry? I got a Baby Ruth.

  42. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
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    “Actually, Doctor, I’d prefer to have the liposuction beginning quite a ways above the knees.”

  43. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    Hey, Bieber, regarding your little mishap the other night, has trying to swallow semen always made you puke?

  44. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Arzach
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    The douchy-soft-pussy-midget-gay version of Billy Idol, sorry Billy.

  45. Carrot Top
    Commented on this photo:

    Coming out of retirement for the remake of “Annie.”

  46. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t give two shits if she’s got cankles, lice, shingles, or herpes. I’d still like to fuck her senseless!

  47. Michael Bay
    spartacus
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    …. needs more lens flare

  48. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    When I saw this pic I thought it was Mayim Bialik! (That actress from Blossom.)

  49. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    mbcl
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    “I miss the old days when we used Toadstools to protect us from rain”

  50. Carrot Top
    mbcl
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    Coming soon “Chairman of the Board 2 :The Revenge”

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