Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!
I..I didn’t know groping could do that…
- Photo Boy
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That’s the saddest midge I’ve ever seen.
Maria may have a serious drug problem. That sweat stain, is over a foot long!
With an ass like that,she could have pea stains and nobody’s gonna care.
Wow, this must have been interesting
Cue Charlie Brown Sad Song…
(“Christmas Time is Here”)
I’d still like to see her naked…
Geez! Those legs must have come off an anoexic elephant.
* anorexic
Maria Menounos really should have her ass on camera for all of her interviews instead of her face.
Not shown: The audience laughing.
It looks like she’s wearing a diaper.
Way better than Holly ( supergross ) Madison
Isn’t that harness one of those forward facing baby carriers?
Put those things away. I don’t want to see that shit.
Awful human being.
Is it Jeepers Creepers feeding time again already?
He looks like Scientology.
heheheh That’s awesome!
” ……..and just anal is $35.00.”
She’s inches away from getting milked!
That’s a hellish case of bed head.
If I were rich I’d have a trainer come to my house so I wouldn’t have to go out in spandex looking like a big ole manatee.
Manatees are adorable.
Manatee in spandex are not…don’t believe me, google “Jessica Simpson”
What exactly goes on at a “pucker party”?
Depends on whether Rocco was invited or not.
Spit or swallow. One or the other.
If I were her I’d be in the state penn for murdering the rat bastard doctor that put my face in a meat grinder.
Who the deuce is she?
Pink is clearly pulling out all the stops for her new tour.
What Gwenyth Paltrow would look like if she ate nothing but whiskey and semen…and hot dogs.
get outta the way asshole
thats jon hamm back there and he has a penis.
AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Hi! My name’s Chucky! Wanna PLAY?
beautiful.
Tacky ho.
Mickey Rourke has lost a lot of weight.
Worth $75 million and looks like this? Plastic surgery must really, really work, huh?
Get the fuck outta here, $75 million??? Him???
Why is everyone turned away?
Put some clothes on. Jesus.
No comment needed. It actually says “Just Damn” right behind her.
is this that magic Mormon underwear I have been hearing about?
Looks like one of the zombies from Univeral Studios in the prevous Jonas’ pic!
I always liked this guy as an actor. A cross between John Hamm & Christain Bale.
Her face is like her legs. The top half is ok, then everything just falls away as you descend.
I think she needs to pull her panty hose up, oh wait, that’s just her skin
Bieber just before he cropdusted the crowd with puke
Did you see Shriver’s knees?!
Zombies in Tiarras
well, at least he gave the bald guy a boner
At least her face look better than usual at that angle.
What have we learned here today? Answer: Just because you are Russian, that doesn’t mean automatically can be a model.
She came in 3rd on Forbes’ list of top-earning models. So, yeah, being Russian doesn’t mean you can automatically become a model, but uh…it worked for her.
“In Soviet Russia super models take pictures of YOUUUUU”
I’d totally hit that – said no one ever.
HA HA!!
Too easy, photo boy. Next picture, please.
And the sad thing is… Her fetus is already much more mature and smarter than his mother.
Has she not been told about this new thing called waxing? Holy mustache!