The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.3.12

October 3rd, 2012 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!

I..I didn’t know groping could do that…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    BonnieParker
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    That’s the saddest midge I’ve ever seen.

  2. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    joho777
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    Maria may have a serious drug problem. That sweat stain, is over a foot long!

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Bigalkie
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    Wow, this must have been interesting

  4. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    meeps!
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    Cue Charlie Brown Sad Song…
    (“Christmas Time is Here”)

  5. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    I’d still like to see her naked…

  6. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    BonnieParker
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    Geez! Those legs must have come off an anoexic elephant.

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    KC
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    Maria Menounos really should have her ass on camera for all of her interviews instead of her face.

  8. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Not shown: The audience laughing.

  9. Ashley Benson Butt Short Shorts
    KC
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    It looks like she’s wearing a diaper.

  10. Korrina Rico Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Bigalkie
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    Way better than Holly ( supergross ) Madison

  11. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    BonnieParker
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    Isn’t that harness one of those forward facing baby carriers?

  12. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    BonnieParker
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    Put those things away. I don’t want to see that shit.

  13. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Later
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    Awful human being.

  14. Carrot Top
    BonnieParker
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    Is it Jeepers Creepers feeding time again already?

  15. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    BonnieParker
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    He looks like Scientology.

  16. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    BonnieParker
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    ” ……..and just anal is $35.00.”

  17. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    BonnieParker
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    She’s inches away from getting milked!

  18. Ashley Benson Butt Short Shorts
    BonnieParker
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    That’s a hellish case of bed head.

  19. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    BonnieParker
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    If I were rich I’d have a trainer come to my house so I wouldn’t have to go out in spandex looking like a big ole manatee.

  20. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body Tight Black Dress
    BonnieParker
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    What exactly goes on at a “pucker party”?

  21. Christina Milian Cleavage Duck Lips
    BonnieParker
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    Spit or swallow. One or the other.

  22. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    BonnieParker
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    If I were her I’d be in the state penn for murdering the rat bastard doctor that put my face in a meat grinder.

  23. Korrina Rico Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    BonnieParker
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    Who the deuce is she?

  24. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Alexxx
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    Pink is clearly pulling out all the stops for her new tour.

  25. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    Alexxx
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    What Gwenyth Paltrow would look like if she ate nothing but whiskey and semen…and hot dogs.

  26. Carrot Top
    zomgbie
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    get outta the way asshole
    thats jon hamm back there and he has a penis.

  27. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Meh
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    AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

  28. Carrot Top
    Meh
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    Hi! My name’s Chucky! Wanna PLAY?

  29. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    zomgbie
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    beautiful.

  30. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Meh
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    Tacky ho.

  31. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Meh
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    Mickey Rourke has lost a lot of weight.

  32. Carrot Top
    Stewby
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    Worth $75 million and looks like this? Plastic surgery must really, really work, huh?

  33. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Meh
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    Why is everyone turned away?

  34. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    lori
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    Put some clothes on. Jesus.

  35. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    toopier
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    No comment needed. It actually says “Just Damn” right behind her.

  36. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    toopier
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    is this that magic Mormon underwear I have been hearing about?

  37. Carrot Top
    Brizzny
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    Looks like one of the zombies from Univeral Studios in the prevous Jonas’ pic!

  38. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    I always liked this guy as an actor. A cross between John Hamm & Christain Bale.

  39. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Her face is like her legs. The top half is ok, then everything just falls away as you descend.

  40. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    Jentilly
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    I think she needs to pull her panty hose up, oh wait, that’s just her skin

  41. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Vlad
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    Bieber just before he cropdusted the crowd with puke

  42. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Vlad
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    Did you see Shriver’s knees?!

  43. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Vlad
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    Zombies in Tiarras

  44. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Vlad
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    well, at least he gave the bald guy a boner

  45. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Boo
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    At least her face look better than usual at that angle.

  46. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Hank Hill
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    What have we learned here today? Answer: Just because you are Russian, that doesn’t mean automatically can be a model.

    • Trek Girl

      She came in 3rd on Forbes’ list of top-earning models. So, yeah, being Russian doesn’t mean you can automatically become a model, but uh…it worked for her.

    • mamamiasweetpeaches

      “In Soviet Russia super models take pictures of YOUUUUU”

  47. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Lala Land
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    I’d totally hit that – said no one ever.

  48. Carrot Top
    Lala Land
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    Too easy, photo boy. Next picture, please.

  49. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Lala Land
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    And the sad thing is… Her fetus is already much more mature and smarter than his mother.

  50. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Lala Land
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    Has she not been told about this new thing called waxing? Holy mustache!

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