The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.3.12

October 3rd, 2012 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!

I..I didn’t know groping could do that…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Sheppy
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    That dress pattern totally distracts from the side boob. And she need all the help she can get.

  2. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
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    What the fuck is that? Does she have gangrene or something? She has the legs of a 96 year old.

  3. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body Tight Black Dress
    Lil Benny Waffle
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    Did she do some kind of deal with the Devil in which she got her skinny body back after the baby, but her face got even uglier?

  4. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    It’s a good thing the outfit is black because he’s probably shit himself.

  5. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
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    She cleans up nicely. Being a lesbian doesn’t mean you have to look like shit.

  6. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
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    Dude in the middle just felt the zombies bulge on his ass.

  7. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
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    The box in her hand is not the box Cynthia is focusing on.

  8. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’d get in her backseat.

  9. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    BenDoverman
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    Canklesaurus Sex!

  10. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
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    See Lindsay? That’s how you do sideboob.

  11. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
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    Awe, did someone get your Lucky Charms?

  12. Ashley Benson Butt Short Shorts
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    Gaga’s bringing the pancakes in front and she’s bringing them in the back.

  13. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
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    She’s like a hot Denise Richards.

  14. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    *To the Thundercats theme song*

    Thunder thunder thunder thunder thighs.

  15. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    BenDoverman
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    That’s a fug alright

  16. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body Tight Black Dress
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    If you insist.

  17. Christina Milian Cleavage Duck Lips
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    Fuck yeah.

  18. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    Still fucking sexy. That body is rockin’

  19. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
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    “And you know what happens to sodomizers in Hell? Hmmm? They get raped by demons! For eternity!….Why are you smiling? Quit grabbing his penis! Don’t ask about positions, this is Hell we’re talking about here!”

  20. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    No no no. Did you not learn anything from the last time. ALWAYS show the nipples. It distracts from your face.

  21. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
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    Still all that. Very fuckable. And at 4′ 11″ she’s the perfect height for me.

  22. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    anonym
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    nice and meaty

  23. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Do I have to say something nice about her?

    OK:

    “She’s Not Fat”

  24. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Louis Vouittan dont make bras, huh?

  25. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    seriouslynow
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    The bitch just had to go fuckin’ with her face.

  26. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Pat C.
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    People find that entertaining ?!? And pay big bucks to see it ?!?

  27. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Smuggler
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    The cleavage shot takes the attention away from people talking about her/is penis.

  28. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    BonnieParker
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    It must be hell busting your ass day after day to stay relevent. Go away already!

  29. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    poppymoss
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    I didn’t know they made shorts with catheters attached! Has Madonna been told?

  30. Michael Bay
    Jack
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    “What? Okay, who just neighed at me! WHO WAS THAT!!!?”

  31. Michael Bay
    BonnieParker
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    His hands look as big as his head. A huge hog and he’s a dead ringer for Michael Bolton? Score!

  32. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Gabe Kaplan
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    See what happens when you try to find companions on Craigslist?

  33. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
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    You know, I’ve heard the expression, “a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes” before, but I never saw anyone take it literally.

  34. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
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    That’s the Kennedy’s for you: Old Money, Bad Genes.

  35. Carrot Top
    Gabe Kaplan
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    The picture should read “Chuckie in West Hollywood”.

  36. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    It just occurred to me how perfect Holly Madison is as a spokesmodel for a company that calls itself “Ubisoft.”

  37. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
    DeucePickle
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    I love her, almost as much as Lacey Chabert from yesterday

  38. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Josie
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    lol are those gold baby pins??

  39. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t think it’s normal for cleavage to throw off that bright of a glare.

  40. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Rupert Grint…This is your future!

  41. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    Josie
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    shes scary lookin

  42. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    for a skinny chick, she’s got some flabby breasts.

  43. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Josie
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    what the heck is this?! lolllllll

  44. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Nobody Walks in Hollywood because Dylan McDermott is standing by with his rape van.

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    Josie
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    DAT ASS

  46. Ashley Benson Butt Short Shorts
    Josie
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    thought it was britney spears

  47. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    CK
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    Aww, someone’s a little down.

  48. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Gabe Kaplan
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    Why is she leaving? Did she find out pilates is not Italian for bakery?

  49. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Dirk Diggler
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    Kind of reminds me of denise richards

  50. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    BonnieParker
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    That looks alot like the ghost of the dead guy from Milli Vanilli. For both their sakes I hope there’s no Hep C in the afterlife.

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