Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!
I..I didn’t know groping could do that…
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That dress pattern totally distracts from the side boob. And she need all the help she can get.
What the fuck is that? Does she have gangrene or something? She has the legs of a 96 year old.
Did she do some kind of deal with the Devil in which she got her skinny body back after the baby, but her face got even uglier?
It’s a good thing the outfit is black because he’s probably shit himself.
She cleans up nicely. Being a lesbian doesn’t mean you have to look like shit.
Dude in the middle just felt the zombies bulge on his ass.
The box in her hand is not the box Cynthia is focusing on.
I’d get in her backseat.
Canklesaurus Sex!
See Lindsay? That’s how you do sideboob.
Awe, did someone get your Lucky Charms?
Gaga’s bringing the pancakes in front and she’s bringing them in the back.
She’s like a hot Denise Richards.
So…not like Denise Richards?
*To the Thundercats theme song*
Thunder thunder thunder thunder thighs.
That’s a fug alright
If you insist.
Fuck yeah.
Still fucking sexy. That body is rockin’
“And you know what happens to sodomizers in Hell? Hmmm? They get raped by demons! For eternity!….Why are you smiling? Quit grabbing his penis! Don’t ask about positions, this is Hell we’re talking about here!”
No no no. Did you not learn anything from the last time. ALWAYS show the nipples. It distracts from your face.
Still all that. Very fuckable. And at 4′ 11″ she’s the perfect height for me.
nice and meaty
Do I have to say something nice about her?
OK:
“She’s Not Fat”
Louis Vouittan dont make bras, huh?
The bitch just had to go fuckin’ with her face.
People find that entertaining ?!? And pay big bucks to see it ?!?
People.. Being the parents of screaming ten year old girls.
The cleavage shot takes the attention away from people talking about her/is penis.
It must be hell busting your ass day after day to stay relevent. Go away already!
I didn’t know they made shorts with catheters attached! Has Madonna been told?
“What? Okay, who just neighed at me! WHO WAS THAT!!!?”
His hands look as big as his head. A huge hog and he’s a dead ringer for Michael Bolton? Score!
See what happens when you try to find companions on Craigslist?
You know, I’ve heard the expression, “a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes” before, but I never saw anyone take it literally.
That’s the Kennedy’s for you: Old Money, Bad Genes.
The picture should read “Chuckie in West Hollywood”.
It just occurred to me how perfect Holly Madison is as a spokesmodel for a company that calls itself “Ubisoft.”
More like HerBeARobot.
I love her, almost as much as Lacey Chabert from yesterday
Agree. I’d consume and drill her and Lacey’s holes.
Hell yeah.
lol are those gold baby pins??
Don’t think it’s normal for cleavage to throw off that bright of a glare.
Rupert Grint…This is your future!
shes scary lookin
for a skinny chick, she’s got some flabby breasts.
what the heck is this?! lolllllll
Nobody Walks in Hollywood because Dylan McDermott is standing by with his rape van.
DAT ASS
thought it was britney spears
Aww, someone’s a little down.
Why is she leaving? Did she find out pilates is not Italian for bakery?
Kind of reminds me of denise richards
That looks alot like the ghost of the dead guy from Milli Vanilli. For both their sakes I hope there’s no Hep C in the afterlife.