The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.3.12

October 3rd, 2012 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!

I..I didn’t know groping could do that…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    tlmck
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    Hiding the Haagen-Dazs in the old coffee cup I see.

  2. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    1NDUN
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    I think this is Maria Shrivel.

  3. Carrot Top
    Fuggaduggabuck!
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    Jeez. It looks like Wendy is taking the death of her father really poorly.

  4. Michael Bay
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    So, Who wants to wash my car?

  5. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    wanker
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    I believe this is how Dante envisioned the Ninth Circle of Hell .

  6. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    DeucePickle
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    Hey, if you’re going to walk between Jon Hamm’s legs, you BETTER bring an umbrella !

  7. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    This is what I imagine Emma Watson would have looked like if she had been a Disney kid instead.

  8. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    SIN
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    She has not aged well, even with all of the plastic surgury.

  9. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body Tight Black Dress
    Cock Dr
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    There was a rumour she just had a baby.
    Obviously that can’t be true.

  10. Carrot Top
    The Royal Penis
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    Hmmm….he must have scaled back on the roids…or someone pin pricked him.

  11. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    rican
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    That housekeeper is beginning to look a lot better now.

  12. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Jade
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    Model Natalia Vodianova rockin’ the “I just got out of bed and didn’t fix my hair” look.

  13. Carrot Top
    Herman Gumper
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    “And the children cowered in fear as ‘Aunt Garry’ approached to pinch them on the cheek and pat them on the bottom.”

  14. Christina Milian Cleavage Duck Lips
    Cock Dr
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    “The Lexington Social House”.
    Is that an LA brothel?

  15. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    DS

  16. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    For the Maple Christ to have a second coming, doesn’t he need a first?

  17. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
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    Pictured, two types of liquors: Ouzo and Pussy.

  18. Korrina Rico Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    I would suggest a different hairstyle.

  19. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    Got us a look at some side sternum.

  20. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Contusion
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    what are we supposed to do with this?

  21. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Contusion
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    that is seriously clinging to what used to be hair.

  22. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Cock Dr
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    I would suggest a different everything.

  23. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
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    “Not having a TV show makes me . . .
    * removes sunglasses*
    . . . NYPD Blue.”
    YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  24. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Meanwhile Jean Claude Van Dam is in the background wondering what went so very wrong.

  25. Korrina Rico Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Maelstrom228
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    Ubisoft? Not any more.

  26. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Contusion
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    a manlier version of Denise Richards.

  27. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Little Tongue
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    Cankles on such a pretty lady? Sad….

  28. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Cock Dr
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    In an effort to be nice (she is showing off her tits) I will concede that the shoes do sorta match the…..dress thingy.

  29. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
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    Already getting into character as the Penguin for next Batman movie

  30. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    no, this isn’t gay at all

  31. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Anyone notice the murdered guy’s hand behind her?

  32. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
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    Baby……. RUTH?????

  33. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Right after taking the picture, the photographer dropped his camera and plunged in…

  34. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    How does she do it?!

  35. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    People are acting like Hilary Duff has something to work to. She was always on the heavy side.

  36. Ashley Benson Butt Short Shorts
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Inverted thong FTW

  37. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    catapostrophe
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    Homosexuals love Halloween. Look it up.

    • BonnieParker

      Black people hate Halloween and everybody knows that so you don’t have to waste your time looking it up.

  38. Kristin Cavallari Post Baby Body Tight Black Dress
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Somewhere Jessica Simpson is shoving Ice Cream Bacon Sandwiches in her mouth.

  39. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Would bone.

  40. Carrot Top
    Colin
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    Mickey Rourke’s hair just gets worse and worse.

  41. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    Animal
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    Yep. He’s still short.

  42. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    Beer Baron
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    Who’s this delectable Asian twat?

  43. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    Animal
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    Well, I guess if you put a bag over the knees …

  44. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Colin
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    I’ll say it again, Mickey Rourke’s hair is getting out of hand.

  45. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Lady SagSag

  46. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Sheppy
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    Those cables look disappointingly strong.

  47. Minka Kelly Butt Yoga Pants
    popwilleatitself
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    Spanx under leggings.
    I’m sorry I know that.

  48. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
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    the disembodied ghost head is laughing because she’s sitting on his penis.

    you’ll see it, keep looking…

  49. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
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    ” I wonder if I were to give her this box of bonbons if she would let me clean the carpet?”

  50. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    amir
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    Its not that she’s heavy, she’s shapeless.

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