Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!
I..I didn’t know groping could do that…
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Hiding the Haagen-Dazs in the old coffee cup I see.
I think this is Maria Shrivel.
Jeez. It looks like Wendy is taking the death of her father really poorly.
So, Who wants to wash my car?
I believe this is how Dante envisioned the Ninth Circle of Hell .
Hey, if you’re going to walk between Jon Hamm’s legs, you BETTER bring an umbrella !
This is what I imagine Emma Watson would have looked like if she had been a Disney kid instead.
She has not aged well, even with all of the plastic surgury.
There was a rumour she just had a baby.
Obviously that can’t be true.
Hmmm….he must have scaled back on the roids…or someone pin pricked him.
That housekeeper is beginning to look a lot better now.
Model Natalia Vodianova rockin’ the “I just got out of bed and didn’t fix my hair” look.
“And the children cowered in fear as ‘Aunt Garry’ approached to pinch them on the cheek and pat them on the bottom.”
“The Lexington Social House”.
Is that an LA brothel?
DS
For the Maple Christ to have a second coming, doesn’t he need a first?
Pictured, two types of liquors: Ouzo and Pussy.
I would suggest a different hairstyle.
Got us a look at some side sternum.
what are we supposed to do with this?
that is seriously clinging to what used to be hair.
I would suggest a different everything.
“Not having a TV show makes me . . .
* removes sunglasses*
. . . NYPD Blue.”
YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Meanwhile Jean Claude Van Dam is in the background wondering what went so very wrong.
HAA!
Ubisoft? Not any more.
a manlier version of Denise Richards.
agreed…
Cankles on such a pretty lady? Sad….
In an effort to be nice (she is showing off her tits) I will concede that the shoes do sorta match the…..dress thingy.
Already getting into character as the Penguin for next Batman movie
no, this isn’t gay at all
Anyone notice the murdered guy’s hand behind her?
Baby……. RUTH?????
Right after taking the picture, the photographer dropped his camera and plunged in…
How does she do it?!
People are acting like Hilary Duff has something to work to. She was always on the heavy side.
Inverted thong FTW
Homosexuals love Halloween. Look it up.
Black people hate Halloween and everybody knows that so you don’t have to waste your time looking it up.
Somewhere Jessica Simpson is shoving Ice Cream Bacon Sandwiches in her mouth.
Would bone.
What the fuck, Don, I’d like to bone her too, but not with wood.
Mickey Rourke’s hair just gets worse and worse.
Yep. He’s still short.
Who’s this delectable Asian twat?
Well, I guess if you put a bag over the knees …
I’ll say it again, Mickey Rourke’s hair is getting out of hand.
Lady SagSag
Those cables look disappointingly strong.
Spanx under leggings.
I’m sorry I know that.
the disembodied ghost head is laughing because she’s sitting on his penis.
you’ll see it, keep looking…
LOL! Nice one.
HAAhahaha
” I wonder if I were to give her this box of bonbons if she would let me clean the carpet?”
Its not that she’s heavy, she’s shapeless.