The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.3.12

October 3rd, 2012 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!

I..I didn’t know groping could do that…

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    Zambonie
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    Her knees look like Iggy Pop’s torso.

  2. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Cock Dr
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    Her tits appear to be perkier than Gaga’s. MUCH perkier.

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    YAAR
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    I would like to live there.

  4. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    1NDUN
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    I want one.

  5. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    Tell me if i am reading this right. In Mapleianity, your messiah not only allegedly gets to openly grope nubile bosoms, but suggests that you can get wasted to the point of throwing up and still get your wings? Your move Ratzinger.

  6. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
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    What’s weird is I don’t remember hearing about her being horribly burned in a fire.

  7. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    sandycakes
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    really Caruso? Crocs? fucktard.

  8. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
    EricLr
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    Dylan McDermott Parenting Tip #32: Sleepovers aren’t just a great chance for your kids to develop social skills and strengthen friendships, they’re also a great way to meet potential girlfriends.

  9. Christina Milian Cleavage Duck Lips
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    The nerd in me saw light sabers as her earrings. But upon further investigation, they are only small swords. I hope on pierces a boob

  10. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    sandycakes
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    is she made of plastic?

  11. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
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    This one is a shame.

  12. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Boo
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    She better go back and do another class as it hasn’t worked.

  13. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
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    Justin Bieber isn’t the Angel of Death. His music is.

    Oh, and… no matter what he does to look like a real tough guy, Samantha Ronson will always be at least 10 steps ahead of him.

  14. Holly Madison Cleavage Pregnant Belly Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    EricLr
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    Men just give me things.

  15. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    sandycakes
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    Madame Tussaud called; getcher ass back home.

  16. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    1NDUN
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    Gay horror porn. Now I’ve seen it all. OK, I saw it before, but not intentionally.

  17. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    I think you should probably stay after for extra credit.

  18. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    This is what you should expect at a “Just Dance 4″ launch.

  19. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    sandycakes
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    still lacking that desperately needed stylist I see.

  20. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
    Minky Wail
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    “Well yes, my son’s hair is longer than mine.”

  21. Christina Milian Cleavage Duck Lips
    EricLr
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    Someone please give that girl a napkin. She just auditioned for Brett Ratner.

  22. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    wanker
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    I thought CA just outlawed this type of aversion therapy?

  23. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    sandycakes
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    that is a strange lookin chick right there. that’s all.

  24. Shasi Wells Side Boob Dylan McDermott Nobody Walks Premiere
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    siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidebooooooooooooob!!!

  25. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    That face has “that was the first and last time some random person mistakes me for Jessica Simpson!” written all over it.

  26. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    joe
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    Dude in the middle needs to re-learn the reach-around.

  27. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
    1NDUN
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    “See, Cynthia, you stroke the shaft thusly. He will finish faster if you don’t make, that face. Or, maybe don’t have that face.”

  28. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    14 minutes, 53 seconds, and counting.

  29. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
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    Later that night, she joined Magneto for a celebritory cocktail.

  30. Korrina Rico Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
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    if that bustline was an inch lower id have googled her

  31. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    she reminds me of a cross between the little girl from MY GIRL and that womans torso mannequin thing Marilyn Manson used to wear

    • I'mCool

      I totally see what you’re saying, but I’m thinking a comparison of those two things might never again happen in the history of ever.

      • mamamiasweetpeaches

        which is all kinds of SAD because many times Ive watched that Marilyn Manson video and thought “the only thing keeping Marilyn Manson from being hot is he doesnt have Anna Chlumskeys HEAD”.

        And now WHAM!

        My prayers have been ANSWERED!

  32. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    tlmck
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    Looks like Scarjo deflated her boobs.

  33. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    EricLr
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    When the end comes, why not come to the Chateau Marmont, where you can OD in all the opulent luxury of old Hollywood!

  34. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    joe
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    Does this dress make me look like a twenty-dollar whore?

  35. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
    tlmck
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    All of those white spots on the window must have come from some really desperate guys.

  36. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    EricLr
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    Yeah videogames, love ‘em.

    Okay, now where is the meth I was promised?

  37. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
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    Joe’s Carpet Cleaning Service? Yes, I’m going to need to have five rooms done…oh, and my husband.

  38. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
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    You know what’s really sad? The Pussycats all became more famous than Josie.

  39. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    LilDeuceDeuce
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    This reminds me of the dude from District 9 with the alien prawn hand, except it’s alien legs.

  40. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    1NDUN
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    The guy behind him has the anti-Hamm happening and even he’s laughing at the Crocs.

  41. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
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    Vodianova? Yes, I would! Ova and ova.

  42. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
    EricLr
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    Hey remember me, from the 90′s?

  43. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
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    Oofa. Close-up is not so friendly. But, hey, at least those Chernobyl survivors are out there working, eh?

  44. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    EricLr
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    2+2? I’m sorry, I don’t know algebra.

  45. Carrot Top
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    He’ll spend 50 grand on his face, but not $1.50 to get the wrinkles out of his jorts?

  46. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    tlmck
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    “Um guys, this thing is crushing me. Guys?”

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Cynthia Nixon Extra
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    Cynthia: “Oh yeah, NOW I remember why I’m gay!”

  48. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
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    Man, there are WAY too many Cynthia Nixon pictures today!

  49. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    tlmck
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    William H. Macy looks younger when he shaves.

  50. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
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    It’s just a little rain.

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