Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!
I..I didn’t know groping could do that…
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Her knees look like Iggy Pop’s torso.
Ew. I have an image of them blending together like the monster in Leviathan.
Her tits appear to be perkier than Gaga’s. MUCH perkier.
I would like to live there.
I want one.
Tell me if i am reading this right. In Mapleianity, your messiah not only allegedly gets to openly grope nubile bosoms, but suggests that you can get wasted to the point of throwing up and still get your wings? Your move Ratzinger.
What’s weird is I don’t remember hearing about her being horribly burned in a fire.
really Caruso? Crocs? fucktard.
Dylan McDermott Parenting Tip #32: Sleepovers aren’t just a great chance for your kids to develop social skills and strengthen friendships, they’re also a great way to meet potential girlfriends.
The nerd in me saw light sabers as her earrings. But upon further investigation, they are only small swords. I hope on pierces a boob
is she made of plastic?
This one is a shame.
She better go back and do another class as it hasn’t worked.
Justin Bieber isn’t the Angel of Death. His music is.
Oh, and… no matter what he does to look like a real tough guy, Samantha Ronson will always be at least 10 steps ahead of him.
Men just give me things.
Madame Tussaud called; getcher ass back home.
It looks like someone cranked up Madame Tussaud’s heat.
Gay horror porn. Now I’ve seen it all. OK, I saw it before, but not intentionally.
Let’s hang out!
I think you should probably stay after for extra credit.
This is what you should expect at a “Just Dance 4″ launch.
still lacking that desperately needed stylist I see.
“Well yes, my son’s hair is longer than mine.”
Someone please give that girl a napkin. She just auditioned for Brett Ratner.
I thought CA just outlawed this type of aversion therapy?
that is a strange lookin chick right there. that’s all.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidebooooooooooooob!!!
That face has “that was the first and last time some random person mistakes me for Jessica Simpson!” written all over it.
Dude in the middle needs to re-learn the reach-around.
“See, Cynthia, you stroke the shaft thusly. He will finish faster if you don’t make, that face. Or, maybe don’t have that face.”
I think it’s been made clear to regular viewers of this blog that Ms Nixon does not stroke shafts.
That’s why she needs lessons. Might come in handy.
Maybe not flesh ones
14 minutes, 53 seconds, and counting.
Later that night, she joined Magneto for a celebritory cocktail.
if that bustline was an inch lower id have googled her
she reminds me of a cross between the little girl from MY GIRL and that womans torso mannequin thing Marilyn Manson used to wear
I totally see what you’re saying, but I’m thinking a comparison of those two things might never again happen in the history of ever.
which is all kinds of SAD because many times Ive watched that Marilyn Manson video and thought “the only thing keeping Marilyn Manson from being hot is he doesnt have Anna Chlumskeys HEAD”.
And now WHAM!
My prayers have been ANSWERED!
Looks like Scarjo deflated her boobs.
When the end comes, why not come to the Chateau Marmont, where you can OD in all the opulent luxury of old Hollywood!
Does this dress make me look like a twenty-dollar whore?
All of those white spots on the window must have come from some really desperate guys.
Yeah videogames, love ‘em.
Okay, now where is the meth I was promised?
Joe’s Carpet Cleaning Service? Yes, I’m going to need to have five rooms done…oh, and my husband.
You know what’s really sad? The Pussycats all became more famous than Josie.
This reminds me of the dude from District 9 with the alien prawn hand, except it’s alien legs.
The guy behind him has the anti-Hamm happening and even he’s laughing at the Crocs.
Vodianova? Yes, I would! Ova and ova.
Hey remember me, from the 90′s?
Oofa. Close-up is not so friendly. But, hey, at least those Chernobyl survivors are out there working, eh?
Snort!
You’re awesome, Botanus! xD
2+2? I’m sorry, I don’t know algebra.
Stupid, thats not algebra…it’s calculus, or is it trig?
Geometry, idiots.
He’ll spend 50 grand on his face, but not $1.50 to get the wrinkles out of his jorts?
“Um guys, this thing is crushing me. Guys?”
Cynthia: “Oh yeah, NOW I remember why I’m gay!”
I would go gay for her. Not even kidding. She is so fucking hot.
Man, there are WAY too many Cynthia Nixon pictures today!
LOLOLOLOL!
William H. Macy looks younger when he shaves.
It’s just a little rain.
And he can’t get too wet.