The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.3.12

October 3rd, 2012 // 522 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!

I..I didn’t know groping could do that…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
    alex
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    She’s not all that.

  2. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Meg's Attitude
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    Mmmmm – pancakes and leather…

  3. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Urall Fhags
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    And…queue the flapjacks jokes.

  4. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    For this dress to work you need perkies not pancakes.

  5. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    Urall Fhags
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    Beware, Dinklage + Rain = Viggo the Traveler.

  6. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Meg's Attitude
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    OK, so who are the three dudes in front of the Jonas’ ?

  7. Michael Bay
    Lucion
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    Still a Douche

  8. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Meg's Attitude
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    And yes, I do wear . . . takes off sunglasses . . . crocs.

  9. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Lucion
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    She is trying to be so tough. How cute.

  10. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    JC
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    The Bieber Signal is activated, and within moments, the superhero swoops in to battle his nemesis, The Black Snake, whose secret lair is in Usher’s pants.

  11. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    now after looking at this why does my pants look exactly like Jon Hamm’s?

  12. Michael Bay
    Cock Dr
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    If pryomaniacs have a certain look this might be it.

  13. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    i see dead people
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    Elizabeth Hurley wore this much better and she’s like 20 years older than this skank.

    • Craptard

      Of course Hurley looks better – she has bigger boobs, plus, having a vagina instead of a penis helps alot too.

  14. Carrot Top
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    Somebody please buy Kathy Griffin some makeup already.

  15. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    JC
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    Finally, an answer to the question nobody was asking: What happens if you make a face out of random parts from both genders and different ethnicities?

  16. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    If you’re trying to distract from a face like that, you better bring better tits to the show.

  17. Michael Bay
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    Prevented ScarJo from showing her magnificent rack while in the best shape of her life? We will not forget. We will not forgive.

  18. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    Deacon Jones
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    (stupid Joe Biden and his big mouth…..sigh..)

  19. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
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    Now the legs match the stomach.

  20. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    I can’t believe I’m about to say this… I think I prefer the meat dress on her…

  21. Christina Milian Cleavage Duck Lips
    Ana
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    This is just screaming “CLASSY!”

  22. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    Ruckus
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    Awwwww He lost his pot of gold!

  23. Jonas Brothers Halloween Monsters
    Deacon Jones
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    See what happens when you have unprotected gay sex?!

    Well do ya???!

  24. Carrot Top
    Deacon Jones
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    Shrinking fast.

  25. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
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    She always looked like a zombie in the face. I guess the legs prove it. Time to nuke it from orbit. “Dis is a Buhright-boy ahlurt”

    • Did nobody watch True Lies? Come on… those legs look like dead tissue and her face is a skeleton’s. You can all shove your thumbs down into your buttholes! LOL

  26. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
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    Sad Dinkleberry

  27. Peter Dinklage Walking In The Rain With Umbrella
    Anthony
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    Umbrella of Despair

  28. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
    Ruckus
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    Did you say Steak?

  29. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Deacon Jones
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    “My hair….(puts on sunglasses)…looks a lot shittier in person.

    YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

  30. Rose McGowan Cleavage Legs Short Shorts
    Ruckus
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    The best thing about banging Marilyn Manson? The swag.

  31. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
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    Normally I would say “bad actor, huge ego, and poor taste in general” and figure she sucked her way to fame and fortune. Even the ugly chicks like Chloe Sevigny can do it. So I think we can safely assume there is a similar path for men. A gay path.

  32. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Anthony
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    Little known fact for everyone, Skynet’s first product was an utter failure…. and pretty gay.

  33. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
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    i zoomed for nothing.

  34. Michael Bay
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    Not a bad picture for a guy who sees the world as one big CGI explosion waiting to happen.

  35. Hilary Duff Cleavage Sports Bra Yoga Pants
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    Unlike Jessica Simpson, this one looks like she’s trying.

  36. Korrina Rico Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Ruckus
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    THAT’S WHERE SHE WAS!!! I was wondering why my maid didn’t show up

    • Devilish Diva

      Dude, seriously? You have a maid who looks like that? I know plenty of guys and a few ladies who wouldn’t mind her making their beds.

  37. Maria Shriver Wrinkled Knees
    Cock Dr
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    This makes a persuasive case but there’s still no excuse for what he did.

  38. Tara Reid Butt Legs Drunk Passed Out In Cab
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    “Ma’am….MA’AM! Please keep your ass on your purse. I don’t want you infecting my taxi with something gross.”

  39. David Caruso Wearing Crocs
    Kojak
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    Dave Mustaine got a hair cut…

  40. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
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    She’s still delicious.

  41. Lady Gaga Cleavage
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    Ready for her money shot.

  42. Justin Bieber Dark Angel Wire Work
    Commented on this photo:

    THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED! THE DOUCHE-ANGEL HAS RETURNED!

  43. Cynthia Nixon Cleavage Extra
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    Do I have pubes in my teeth?

  44. Taryn Manning Cleavage Just Dance 4 Launch Party
    Brought It
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    You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

  45. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    I immediately like this person and her unibrow. Who is she?

    • Trek Girl

      She is a 30 year old Russian model and philanthropist who lives in the UK. She is 3rd on Forbes’ list of top-earning models. I suggest googling her; she is fun to look at.

  46. Michael Bay
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    He’s giving me casting couch eyes.

  47. Natalia Vodianova Nipples See Through Dress
    Brought It
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    My eyes don’t know where to land. Everything is a train wreck.

  48. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    EricLr
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    The security guy on the right is thinking about when he was young, and dreamed of doing consequential things that would make the world a better place. Tonight he will go home and google “best ways to commit suicide.”

    • Athr

      This is brilliant–better writing than the bible itself…of course what *isn’t* better than that useless filth.

    • Born To Go Away

      Nice try, but people around Gaga don’t think. Their consciousness is sucked dry by being in the vicinity of her vacuous self.

  49. Lady Gaga Cleavage
    Michael
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    I bet I can get her to say “Moose and squirrel”.

  50. Rachael Leigh Cook Cleavage Kingdom Come Premiere
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    Go stand over there next to Richard Greico. He dont work anymore either.

    • She actually has a pretty successful show on TNT with Eric McCormack. It’s surprisingly very good.

      • I like that program, “Perception,” too. But I have a difficult time taking her seriously as an FBI agent. She looks more like the hall monitor in junior high school. It’s likely because she is so petite.

    • Trek Girl

      She was also a recurring character on “Psych” as the girlfriend of the main character, Shawn Spencer.

    • EricLr

      Yeah, she has an occasional role on a low-rated USA Network series!

      • Trek Girl

        An occasional role over two or more seasons on a low rated USA network show is still considered work, right? Hmmm – let me just check. Yeah, research says that is still considered work. The point or joke you were trying to make, it – uh – it didn’t make it. I’m so sorry for your loss. Better luck next time.

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