Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, where we found another one of those Jon Hamm‘s penis reaction shots. He wondered, ‘Can it do a spot free rinse?’ We’ve also got Justin Bieber as the Angel of Death, Tara Reid‘ ass, which even London cabbies won’t allow to directly contact the seat, Carrot Top‘s shirt, which if he wasn’t famous, would solely refer to internet child porn (It sort of still seems like it does.), and finally, Maria. Shriver‘s. Legs. Dear. Sweet. Jesus!
I..I didn’t know groping could do that…
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She’s not all that.
Maybe not, but she’s more than enough for me.
Mmmmm – pancakes and leather…
And…queue the flapjacks jokes.
They’re called breasts mama….every woman has them
So does IHOP
Nice Carrie reference, Cher. :D
For this dress to work you need perkies not pancakes.
Beware, Dinklage + Rain = Viggo the Traveler.
Oops, I crossed the streams…Vigo the Carpathian!
Don’t you mean Vigo the Butch?
OK, so who are the three dudes in front of the Jonas’ ?
Still a Douche
And yes, I do wear . . . takes off sunglasses . . . crocs.
She is trying to be so tough. How cute.
HAHHAHAHAHAAA!!!
The Bieber Signal is activated, and within moments, the superhero swoops in to battle his nemesis, The Black Snake, whose secret lair is in Usher’s pants.
now after looking at this why does my pants look exactly like Jon Hamm’s?
If pryomaniacs have a certain look this might be it.
Elizabeth Hurley wore this much better and she’s like 20 years older than this skank.
Of course Hurley looks better – she has bigger boobs, plus, having a vagina instead of a penis helps alot too.
Somebody please buy Kathy Griffin some makeup already.
Finally, an answer to the question nobody was asking: What happens if you make a face out of random parts from both genders and different ethnicities?
lol, good one
If you’re trying to distract from a face like that, you better bring better tits to the show.
Prevented ScarJo from showing her magnificent rack while in the best shape of her life? We will not forget. We will not forgive.
I feel the same way.
The Island! The only movie where I’ve ever found ScarJo attractive. And she was BANGIN’ in that tight white outfit.
(stupid Joe Biden and his big mouth…..sigh..)
Now the legs match the stomach.
I can’t believe I’m about to say this… I think I prefer the meat dress on her…
This is just screaming “CLASSY!”
Awwwww He lost his pot of gold!
See what happens when you have unprotected gay sex?!
Well do ya???!
Shrinking fast.
She always looked like a zombie in the face. I guess the legs prove it. Time to nuke it from orbit. “Dis is a Buhright-boy ahlurt”
Did nobody watch True Lies? Come on… those legs look like dead tissue and her face is a skeleton’s. You can all shove your thumbs down into your buttholes! LOL
Sad Dinkleberry
Umbrella of Despair
Did you say Steak?
“My hair….(puts on sunglasses)…looks a lot shittier in person.
YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The best thing about banging Marilyn Manson? The swag.
Normally I would say “bad actor, huge ego, and poor taste in general” and figure she sucked her way to fame and fortune. Even the ugly chicks like Chloe Sevigny can do it. So I think we can safely assume there is a similar path for men. A gay path.
You nailed it.
Little known fact for everyone, Skynet’s first product was an utter failure…. and pretty gay.
i zoomed for nothing.
it’s nice to zoom in close enough to not see its face.
Not a bad picture for a guy who sees the world as one big CGI explosion waiting to happen.
Unlike Jessica Simpson, this one looks like she’s trying.
If she was trying, she wouldn’t have a purse full of Rolos
Made me laugh. I’m sure it’s true. Maybe I should have said “this one looks like she’s half-assed trying”
You try resisting Rolos.
THAT’S WHERE SHE WAS!!! I was wondering why my maid didn’t show up
Dude, seriously? You have a maid who looks like that? I know plenty of guys and a few ladies who wouldn’t mind her making their beds.
This makes a persuasive case but there’s still no excuse for what he did.
“Ma’am….MA’AM! Please keep your ass on your purse. I don’t want you infecting my taxi with something gross.”
Dave Mustaine got a hair cut…
She’s still delicious.
And 4’11″.
At that height she’d be the perfect beard for Tom Cruise.
Ready for her money shot.
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED! THE DOUCHE-ANGEL HAS RETURNED!
Do I have pubes in my teeth?
LOL
You can take the girl out of the trailer park…
I immediately like this person and her unibrow. Who is she?
She is a 30 year old Russian model and philanthropist who lives in the UK. She is 3rd on Forbes’ list of top-earning models. I suggest googling her; she is fun to look at.
He’s giving me casting couch eyes.
Thank God!!! For a second I thought they were aimed at me!
My eyes don’t know where to land. Everything is a train wreck.
I bet I can get her to say “Moose and squirrel”.
Oops, this is the wrong picture.
I laughed anyway.
Me too. :D
Ditto.
I’m still trying to figure it out.
The security guy on the right is thinking about when he was young, and dreamed of doing consequential things that would make the world a better place. Tonight he will go home and google “best ways to commit suicide.”
This is brilliant–better writing than the bible itself…of course what *isn’t* better than that useless filth.
Nice try, but people around Gaga don’t think. Their consciousness is sucked dry by being in the vicinity of her vacuous self.
Go stand over there next to Richard Greico. He dont work anymore either.
She actually has a pretty successful show on TNT with Eric McCormack. It’s surprisingly very good.
I like that program, “Perception,” too. But I have a difficult time taking her seriously as an FBI agent. She looks more like the hall monitor in junior high school. It’s likely because she is so petite.
She was also a recurring character on “Psych” as the girlfriend of the main character, Shawn Spencer.
Yeah, she has an occasional role on a low-rated USA Network series!
An occasional role over two or more seasons on a low rated USA network show is still considered work, right? Hmmm – let me just check. Yeah, research says that is still considered work. The point or joke you were trying to make, it – uh – it didn’t make it. I’m so sorry for your loss. Better luck next time.