The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.26.11

“I’m trying, black microphone! Stupid Botox…”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring another Charles and Di moment – “Oh, how dreadful, right into the Dyson sweeper. Confound it’s ergonomics!” – Kim Kardashian still wearing pants her ass has no business being in (Feel free to apply this statement to anything short of a circus tent and/or deflated hot-air balloon.) and Jennifer Lopez showing Sarah Jessica Parker how it’s done. “Black microphones! Black microphones! Black microphones as far as the eye can see! AHHHHHH!!”

Inside jokes are positively ribald,

- The Superficial

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