Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.
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Someone get her a sandwich
and a couple of chocolate shakes.
Haven’t heard THAT one before
Sometimes cliches are there for a reason.
It must have been one hep event!
I think we found the host for the revival of “Tales from the Crypt.”
Or guest zombie on Walking Dead.
OHHHHHHH! I sat on the stickshift!
I love it when it gets chilly and a girl’s spine sticks out!
And especially when the spine sticks out in the front , lol
Prince Charles: “Must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…must pretend I’m not sexually attracted…”
Man Behind Prince: “SCHWING!”
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“Ok everyone back off BACK OFF I MEAN IT or Peggy Hill gets it! You, up front, take my picture. I SAID TAKE MY PICTURE GODAMMIT!”
Is that . . . hair gel?
Probably not.
Mary!
“Damn, that guy is short.” –Peter Dinklage
Pam at a class event. What, were Snooki & Donald Trump too busy?
He looks like a condom.
“Nah playa, I’m buying the coat on installments. Next week I pick up the lapels. The collar should be in around Thanksgiving.”
Funniest thing I’ve read in a month. What’s with not being able to thumb it up?
“Damnit, we have to get the Prince out of here! He’s already vetting his next wife!”
I bet he’s so sick of tourists walking up and handing him dollar bills.
Sure he doesn’t support Marijuanna refrom but thinks it’s okay to get stoned.
If I look classy, a Kennedy will marry me!
The guy in the back just made his plans for the night.
Bumfights- The Movie.
Moooooo!!!
“I’m holding a cute minority baby. Your move, Mitt.”
Oh look, Peter Dinklage got some face time with the President.
He looks a little shaken (not stirred)
Ding!
The government STILL hasn’t gotten any food down to New Orleans?!?!?
“If you want it fresh you really need to squeeze you own.”
The crazy is simply resting.
It will come. Oh, it will come.
This is the face he should make every time he goes to kiss Camilla.
The face like he’s taking a dump….seems about right.
having a cameltoe and can sing well.
You’re only half right.
“We should double Guantanamo!”
As soon as I’m done with this inbred twit, I’m making a “sticky sweater.”
What in the fuck….
when he prayed to be taller, he probably should have specified which part of his body should grow.
I wonder what kind of store “Instant Assification” is?
She looks better now than she did in the 80′s. Women of Hollywood, take note- botox and restalyn are not the way to do it.
I guess you’re into jiggly guts on ladies….I am not.
She was way hotter 30 years ago.
I’ve never been a fan but I think she’s holding up rather well at 54.
FINALLY – time caught up with her. I give her credit for lasting as long as she did. But, at this age…she needs to hang it up. (no h8, just saying…she’s an old bag now). :P
Doesn’t look bad from the back here. She’s still a dumb bitch though.
Crap, I looked too long because I thought Kelly Osbourne lost more weight!
One of these women is off her meds. See if you can guess who.
Looking for Instant Assifiction in West Hollywood? You’ve come to the right place.
Talk about bold though…carrying a sign? What’s next, a sandwich board saying ‘butt pounding’?
“No Mr. Romney. That is not how you do Gangnam Style.”
You spelled it wrong. It’s just no.
Do you have to be gay to be in his band or just talented. Never mind. I think I already figured it out.
Obama wanted to tell the mother, but couldn’t bring himself to utter the words “It’s time for a change.”
;-) +1
He was on the wrong end of a Boon-ga Boon-ga machine.
I don’t know who she is, but she is very, very, very talented, obviously.
Oh, what did Lindsay Loh…oh…the tits…nevermind.
Leave the fuckin’ mosquitoes behind this time!
“Riiiight…What’s a cubit?”
“Just fix it already! Don’t make me come up there and get beat by you!”
He looks more like Mena Suvari’s type.
“…by jove…..this “dildo on the arcade chair” prank is getting quite old….quite old indeed.”
“Bandmate.” Sure.
Yup, still would.
Yep, me too!
Wearing a full-body, teflon body condom.
nope.
Me too.
totally depends on how many drinks before the bad decision.