The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince Charles
    Inner Retard
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    - Mom, Charlie won’t let me play!!
    - Stop whining! Just because you’re a prince doesn’t mean you can hog the game.

  2. Paul Ryan
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    When I gram you like this, just hold onto my ears ’til I finish you off.

  3. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    amir
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    It’s like she’s wearing granny panties… that are a size or two, too small. Every time i see her, ‘awkward’ comes to mind.

  4. Prince Charles
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    You all do realize that’s the first time he’s ever actually been behind a wheel, right?

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts Boots Daughter Anja Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    EricLr
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    I dressed as Charlie Sheen so Mommy would spend time with me!

  6. Rihanna Butt Lingerie Music Video
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    “So we’ll start the strobe and you just keep dancing to the music. And don’t worry, we’ll CGI out all the bruises and cuts later. ACTION!”

  7. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
    Kojak
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    Madonna finally found the tree of life…

  8. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
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    Two people I never heard of at an event that sounds like a paradox.

  9. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She is the real overly attached girlfriend.

  10. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
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    I’d say I’d like to bone her, but she has that covered.

  11. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    Someone loved Rock ‘n Roll a little too long.

  12. Berenice Marlohe See Through Dress Skyfall Premiere Afterparty
    rantatonne
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    Commendable effort, but since Kelly Brook was there, you lost in the hotness category when you woke up that morning.

  13. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    Lemme guess .. another buxom British Page 3 babe?

  14. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Little Tongue
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    Is that an Adam’s apple I see???

  15. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    there isn’t a pixel in this photo that isn’t screaming ‘gay’

  16. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    How this chick gets cast in roles other than “Body #2″ on Law & Order: SVU is beyond me

  17. Prince Charles
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    “I’ll take the one with the handlebars!”

  18. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Looks like she forgot to iron the right side of her chest.

  19. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    Animal
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    I’m more of a delayed assification man myself.

  20. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
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    The thumbnail looks like a Peter North movie still.

  21. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    I’d like to hold her .. doggie-style.

  22. Paul Ryan
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    say what you will about Eddie Munster, that’s a good looking knot…full windsor.

  23. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts Boots Daughter Anja Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    Kojak
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    Nice legs…

  24. Prince Charles
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Horny old goat and a farm animal.

  25. Mischa Barton La Hong
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    The Asian and the Round Eye

  26. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    YAAR
    Commented on this photo:

    Lady: “It’s ok, Daniel. Michael Chiklis back there didn’t mean to insult you. He’s just not a big fan of James Bond films.”

  27. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
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    now…he’s not mixing fabrics, is he?

  28. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
    napoupi
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    That blonde wookie reminds me of “Die Another Day”‘s plot in which a mystery DNA treatment turns korean vilains into suspicious-looking arian guys. Except now it’s Khloe Kardashian using that shit and she’s one K away from total disaster…

  29. Paul Ryan
    Animal
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    He’s a prick.

  30. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    If you think the FRONT of his pants are ripped…

  31. Mitt Romney
    guttboy
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    Please do not elect this “Man”. he thinks he can run your country like a business, problem is he doesn’t have any experience in running a business, only in ruining them a la Gordon Gecko.

  32. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Inner Retard
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    Well, there is a wall, before it a Kanye. Where is a firing squad when you need it.

  33. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Deer, meet headlights.

  34. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
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    I see they have him posing with Bond villains Skinhead and Manface.

  35. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    napoupi
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    Isn’t that the scumbag plotting baby that’s been turned into a meme last week ? The one rubbing its hands evilly and saying stuff like ‘Ho ho I know you’re holding me to win the presidential race, but my parents are voting Romney anyway !”

  36. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
    amir
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    Who is this vampire person?

  37. Mischa Barton La Hong
    napoupi
    Commented on this photo:

    La Hong, La Long… La Short.

  38. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    The Royal Penis
    Commented on this photo:

    “God, what have I done to deserve this?”

  39. Prince Charles
    B&WMinstrel
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    They both get to fuck the Scots

  40. Mitt Romney
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    a half windsor?? More like a half-assed windsor! You sir are an embarassment.

  41. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    The Royal Penis
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    I’ve seen this tranny before…..I think it was at the Masquerade Show Bar.

  42. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
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    Would…uh…madam care for some brains?

  43. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
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    Oh my. What do we have heeeeeere?

  44. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    Animal
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    And this man calls himself Bond? James Bond?

  45. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    napoupi
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    I stared for too long and ended up wet. Douched, to be precise.

  46. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Axy
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    About as interesting as a bowl of mashed potatoes…. with no butter.

  47. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
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    Melanie and Antonio are filming a new breakfast buddy comedy “Hag and AIDS”

  48. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
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    He looks a little confused.

  49. Paul Ryan
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    This was the last pic of him taken before he was eaten by the Alien Queen.

    [hoping someone sees it]

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Little Tongue
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    That giant ass is just ridiculous.

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