Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.
As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,
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- Mom, Charlie won’t let me play!!
- Stop whining! Just because you’re a prince doesn’t mean you can hog the game.
When I gram you like this, just hold onto my ears ’til I finish you off.
oops, “grab”, not gram!
It’s like she’s wearing granny panties… that are a size or two, too small. Every time i see her, ‘awkward’ comes to mind.
You all do realize that’s the first time he’s ever actually been behind a wheel, right?
I dressed as Charlie Sheen so Mommy would spend time with me!
“So we’ll start the strobe and you just keep dancing to the music. And don’t worry, we’ll CGI out all the bruises and cuts later. ACTION!”
Madonna finally found the tree of life…
Two people I never heard of at an event that sounds like a paradox.
She is the real overly attached girlfriend.
Nice call, son.
The Incredible Stalk.
I’d say I’d like to bone her, but she has that covered.
Someone loved Rock ‘n Roll a little too long.
Commendable effort, but since Kelly Brook was there, you lost in the hotness category when you woke up that morning.
Lemme guess .. another buxom British Page 3 babe?
Almost, she’s a billion-heiress daughter of Bernie Ecclestone the F1 supremo.
she just got hotter.
Is that an Adam’s apple I see???
there isn’t a pixel in this photo that isn’t screaming ‘gay’
extreme zoom proves this theory…
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How this chick gets cast in roles other than “Body #2″ on Law & Order: SVU is beyond me
“I’ll take the one with the handlebars!”
Looks like she forgot to iron the right side of her chest.
I’m more of a delayed assification man myself.
The thumbnail looks like a Peter North movie still.
I’d like to hold her .. doggie-style.
say what you will about Eddie Munster, that’s a good looking knot…full windsor.
Nice legs…
Alessandra aint bad either!
Horny old goat and a farm animal.
The Asian and the Round Eye
Lady: “It’s ok, Daniel. Michael Chiklis back there didn’t mean to insult you. He’s just not a big fan of James Bond films.”
now…he’s not mixing fabrics, is he?
Yes. And he’s taking extra pigs on the Ark.
To be fair, those aren’t for eating…they’re for sex.
It’s a little known fact that Noah was into distressed denim.
That blonde wookie reminds me of “Die Another Day”‘s plot in which a mystery DNA treatment turns korean vilains into suspicious-looking arian guys. Except now it’s Khloe Kardashian using that shit and she’s one K away from total disaster…
He’s a prick.
If you think the FRONT of his pants are ripped…
All the knees of all of his pants look like that pretty quickly, I’ll bet.
Please do not elect this “Man”. he thinks he can run your country like a business, problem is he doesn’t have any experience in running a business, only in ruining them a la Gordon Gecko.
Well, there is a wall, before it a Kanye. Where is a firing squad when you need it.
Deer, meet headlights.
I see they have him posing with Bond villains Skinhead and Manface.
Isn’t that the scumbag plotting baby that’s been turned into a meme last week ? The one rubbing its hands evilly and saying stuff like ‘Ho ho I know you’re holding me to win the presidential race, but my parents are voting Romney anyway !”
Who is this vampire person?
La Hong, La Long… La Short.
“God, what have I done to deserve this?”
They both get to fuck the Scots
a half windsor?? More like a half-assed windsor! You sir are an embarassment.
I’ve seen this tranny before…..I think it was at the Masquerade Show Bar.
Would…uh…madam care for some brains?
Oh my. What do we have heeeeeere?
And this man calls himself Bond? James Bond?
I stared for too long and ended up wet. Douched, to be precise.
About as interesting as a bowl of mashed potatoes…. with no butter.
i laughed and snot came out of my nose.
Melanie and Antonio are filming a new breakfast buddy comedy “Hag and AIDS”
He looks a little confused.
This was the last pic of him taken before he was eaten by the Alien Queen.
[hoping someone sees it]
Beat me to it
Beautiful.
Bet you anything he’d bleed milk.
Nice catch.
Freakin perfect man!! Bless you!!
That giant ass is just ridiculous.
Absolutely – it merits a ridiculously intense pounding.