Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.
As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,
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That bag is what passes for “plain brown wrapping” in West Hollywood.
Did she lose a bet with the paps or something? Piss of Kris Jenner? Ho’lotta ass pics lately…
Another Madonna victim.
The holes are on the wrong side. Fire this costume designer!
We see you creeping back there Mr. Beat Down Brown.
Fear, curiosity, astonishment. Common reactions to a woman’s first sighting of Jon Hamm’s penis.
If Nicole Kidman is the Ice Queen, Taylor should be the Ice Princess. ‘What about January Jones?’ you ask, why she’s the supreme Empress of all the frozen gods in the Frigid Nebula of the Ice Universe, of course.
Short wheel base.
Yeah, at least Kelly Brook was not only nice enough o put her but higher and to the front,(so you don’t have to wait for her to turn around to enjoy it), but she even put nipples on it.
I thought the exact same thing. “Wow, her legs are short!”
The funny part is, he’s not in the movie. He’s just hanging out.
“Assholes! You treat me like shit then you dump me in a dark secluded place, you steal my clothes and make me walk home while you film it? Call me, I think I love you.”
Stale muffin top.
She’s going to have to open that door a lot wider.
There must be a Jordan/Katie Price factory in London now b/c there are at least 2 other versions out making appearances.
You’re so right! And that Amy Childs person, too.
Looks like Steven Tyler there just explained the premise of “Honey Boo Boo.”
One’s looking for hope. The other is looking for change.
They are the one and the same… I don’t know what Obama is looking at….
Extra? Just the right amount, if you ask me.
Mommy is just walking around with her sex toys.
Kim, those giant squid scars, er, psoriasis patches look great!
That brother must have some real self-control not to reach out and squeeze the Charmin.
If you look at his hand, he gets to punch you, right?
Seriously, what kind of face is that?
It’s a face that is loaded with botox.
Wow, the general contractor must have asked for a ton of money to fix this baby up to look presentable. Then there is decorating, landscaping…
I’ll take 4, please.
“I was just hoping, you know, that it’d be quicker.”
Road head never looked so frightening.
He’s adorable. And I bet he’d like to punch me in the face for saying that.
You’re laying down?
What’s that jacket, Margiela? Really? Take it off. You look like an asshole.
K, i try not to racially profile, but the Romney-Ryan Campaign logo should just be a plain, white, square.
I would love to see a couple big pearly necklaces flopping on those suckers in slow motion
I want one of these for Christmas!
She has no idea where she is.
Correction: She has no idea WHO she is.
Like Kanye gives a fuck about child labor.
Hah! She’s got the telescope the wrong way round
Russell Crowe or how Ron Swanson would like to live the last years of his life?
“I AM ANJA, WRECKER OF VAGINAS!”
Reaching a younger generation through rap. Dig it!
The only “class” this woman knows of is dick sucking class. And she’s the teacher.
Unfortunately, the wizard never told Paul that only he could see the scepter of uncertainty.
This chick is just wrong. Nothing we can do about the body now but a software reboot could help.
I think she’s totally cute. A bit too slender, but cute nonetheless. Beautiful face. Then you have a cameltoe, which is always nice. The only problem is someone needs to teach her to forego the brassiere.
Ladies, here’s a fashion tip for you – if you want to avoid the unsightly appearance of camel toe, don’t wear any pants. Just sayin’.
YES, THAT, TOO! Good call, Randy.
1. Apparently she’s huge in Japan
2. La Hong? Seriously? Sounds like a gay porn star name…
He’s heading to the Gentleman’s Club to shove that bill in a stripper’s socks.
“Yes, I did suggest it,” he said as he sniffled and visibly fought back tears, “But they said using a plain, white, square as our logo, would be too honest for politics.”
Contemplating a bid on this remarkable bust of Camilla Parker Bowles.
I bet Depp once had a moment of clarity (i.e. the drugs somehow wore off) and realized he wasn’t a big of a necrophiliac as his friend Tim…
Love her in black. Really highlights her eyes… oh and her seething spite
Was hilarious when in the debate he said that iranians are beginning to think that USA is weak!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Yeah, a war could easily solve this…
…or Iran is just a poor country in the other side of the world, that is not a commercial partner, and that is not even a top ten homeland for the real terrorists.
Iranians don’t consider themselves arabians.
Is much easier to support the democratic opposition to the their current midget-idiotic president, who is very unpopular among 40% of the iranians.
Yes, they elected a warmonger idiot that talks too much, but this was the same vision that almost every one in the world has about G. W. Bush…
Just for the record…. Iranians don’t consider themselves Arabs because they’re not. Different ethnic group. Persians.
They’re Muslims but not Arabs.
Just for the record, i didn’t said nothing different.
But, some farsi zoroastrian people don’t like very much when iranians call themselves persians, because zoroastrian persians were hunted by the muslins, and muslins drop the name Persia because it do not represent muslin culture…
But when they need to sell the idea that they are a ancient wise civilization, iranians talk about Persia.
Nothing against Iran, my sister work as diplomat there, and i don’t have a manicheist view of that country, but the truth is not that simple.
80 years ago Lebanon was very similar to Mônaco, now is like Camboja… That’s the best example of how things work in those countries after the wars…
The people in power in the region for the last 80 years is responsable of made those places poor and/or destroyed, and the religion matters only made things worst.
Yes, yes, a poor country headed by a warmonger idiot that is hell bent on annihilating Israel and close to developing a nuclear bomb. Who cares what they do or think, right? Tell me something Kojak, do you work hard at saying moronic stuff, or does it come naturally?
Just based on grammar alone, I’d say it comes naturally.
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and opine that English isn’t Kojak’s first language…
Finally, a photographer caught him being full of it.
“These are the ugliest prostitutes that I have ever seen!… “I’ll take two.”
Apparently this is the Halloween edition of Crap we missed…
Is that a thing? I forget if it is. If it isn’t it should be.
At “A Night of New York Class” and demonstrating none.