The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    1NDUN
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    That bag is what passes for “plain brown wrapping” in West Hollywood.

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    your mom
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    Did she lose a bet with the paps or something? Piss of Kris Jenner? Ho’lotta ass pics lately…

  3. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
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    Another Madonna victim.

  4. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
    Josephus
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    The holes are on the wrong side. Fire this costume designer!

  5. Rihanna Butt Lingerie Music Video
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    We see you creeping back there Mr. Beat Down Brown.

  6. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
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    Fear, curiosity, astonishment. Common reactions to a woman’s first sighting of Jon Hamm’s penis.

  7. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    rantatonne
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    If Nicole Kidman is the Ice Queen, Taylor should be the Ice Princess. ‘What about January Jones?’ you ask, why she’s the supreme Empress of all the frozen gods in the Frigid Nebula of the Ice Universe, of course.

  8. Berenice Marlohe See Through Dress Skyfall Premiere Afterparty
    LegMan
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    Short wheel base.

    • rantatonne

      Yeah, at least Kelly Brook was not only nice enough o put her but higher and to the front,(so you don’t have to wait for her to turn around to enjoy it), but she even put nipples on it.

    • Seriously?!

      I thought the exact same thing. “Wow, her legs are short!”

  9. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Josephus
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    The funny part is, he’s not in the movie. He’s just hanging out.

  10. Rihanna Butt Lingerie Music Video
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Assholes! You treat me like shit then you dump me in a dark secluded place, you steal my clothes and make me walk home while you film it? Call me, I think I love you.”

  11. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    Stale muffin top.

  12. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s going to have to open that door a lot wider.

  13. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
    FussyHussy
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    There must be a Jordan/Katie Price factory in London now b/c there are at least 2 other versions out making appearances.

  14. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    Josephus
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    Looks like Steven Tyler there just explained the premise of “Honey Boo Boo.”

  15. Barack Obama Holding Baby
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    One’s looking for hope. The other is looking for change.

  16. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    Josephus
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    Extra? Just the right amount, if you ask me.

  17. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts Boots Daughter Anja Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
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    Mommy is just walking around with her sex toys.

  18. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Kim, those giant squid scars, er, psoriasis patches look great!

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    LegMan
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    That brother must have some real self-control not to reach out and squeeze the Charmin.

  20. Mitt Romney
    Josephus
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    If you look at his hand, he gets to punch you, right?

  21. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
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    Seriously, what kind of face is that?

  22. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    Inner Retard
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    Wow, the general contractor must have asked for a ton of money to fix this baby up to look presentable. Then there is decorating, landscaping…

  23. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
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    I’ll take 4, please.

  24. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    “I was just hoping, you know, that it’d be quicker.”

  25. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Josephus
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    Road head never looked so frightening.

  26. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    Inner Retard
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    He’s adorable. And I bet he’d like to punch me in the face for saying that.

  27. Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    What’s that jacket, Margiela? Really? Take it off. You look like an asshole.

  28. Paul Ryan
    rantatonne
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    K, i try not to racially profile, but the Romney-Ryan Campaign logo should just be a plain, white, square.

  29. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
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    I would love to see a couple big pearly necklaces flopping on those suckers in slow motion

  30. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    Animal
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    I want one of these for Christmas!

  31. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    She has no idea where she is.

  32. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    catapostrophe
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    Like Kanye gives a fuck about child labor.

  33. Mischa Barton La Hong
    B&WMinstrel
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    Hah! She’s got the telescope the wrong way round

  34. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    rantatonne
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    Russell Crowe or how Ron Swanson would like to live the last years of his life?

  35. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts Boots Daughter Anja Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    Josephus
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    “I AM ANJA, WRECKER OF VAGINAS!”

  36. Prince Charles
    Animal
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    Reaching a younger generation through rap. Dig it!

  37. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
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    The only “class” this woman knows of is dick sucking class. And she’s the teacher.

  38. Paul Ryan
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    Unfortunately, the wizard never told Paul that only he could see the scepter of uncertainty.

  39. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Inner Retard
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    This chick is just wrong. Nothing we can do about the body now but a software reboot could help.

  40. Mischa Barton La Hong
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    1. Apparently she’s huge in Japan
    2. La Hong? Seriously? Sounds like a gay porn star name…

  41. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
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    He’s heading to the Gentleman’s Club to shove that bill in a stripper’s socks.

  42. Mitt Romney
    rantatonne
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    “Yes, I did suggest it,” he said as he sniffled and visibly fought back tears, “But they said using a plain, white, square as our logo, would be too honest for politics.”

  43. Prince Charles
    Animal
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    Contemplating a bid on this remarkable bust of Camilla Parker Bowles.

  44. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
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    I bet Depp once had a moment of clarity (i.e. the drugs somehow wore off) and realized he wasn’t a big of a necrophiliac as his friend Tim…

  45. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Love her in black. Really highlights her eyes… oh and her seething spite

  46. Mitt Romney
    Kojak
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    Was hilarious when in the debate he said that iranians are beginning to think that USA is weak!
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Yeah, a war could easily solve this…
    …or Iran is just a poor country in the other side of the world, that is not a commercial partner, and that is not even a top ten homeland for the real terrorists.
    Iranians don’t consider themselves arabians.
    Is much easier to support the democratic opposition to the their current midget-idiotic president, who is very unpopular among 40% of the iranians.
    Yes, they elected a warmonger idiot that talks too much, but this was the same vision that almost every one in the world has about G. W. Bush…

    • Just for the record…. Iranians don’t consider themselves Arabs because they’re not. Different ethnic group. Persians.

      They’re Muslims but not Arabs.

      • Kojak

        Just for the record, i didn’t said nothing different.
        But, some farsi zoroastrian people don’t like very much when iranians call themselves persians, because zoroastrian persians were hunted by the muslins, and muslins drop the name Persia because it do not represent muslin culture…
        But when they need to sell the idea that they are a ancient wise civilization, iranians talk about Persia.
        Nothing against Iran, my sister work as diplomat there, and i don’t have a manicheist view of that country, but the truth is not that simple.
        80 years ago Lebanon was very similar to Mônaco, now is like Camboja… That’s the best example of how things work in those countries after the wars…
        The people in power in the region for the last 80 years is responsable of made those places poor and/or destroyed, and the religion matters only made things worst.

    • rican

      Yes, yes, a poor country headed by a warmonger idiot that is hell bent on annihilating Israel and close to developing a nuclear bomb. Who cares what they do or think, right? Tell me something Kojak, do you work hard at saying moronic stuff, or does it come naturally?

  47. Mitt Romney
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    Finally, a photographer caught him being full of it.

  48. Prince Charles
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “These are the ugliest prostitutes that I have ever seen!… “I’ll take two.”

  49. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    Apparently this is the Halloween edition of Crap we missed…

  50. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
    Animal
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    At “A Night of New York Class” and demonstrating none.

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