The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
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    uh oh. Tony’s been going to Melanie’s Dr.!

  2. Mischa Barton La Hong
    Josephus
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    “It’s THIS thick! And he’s Asian! How ’bout that? ::snort::”

  3. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    Jade
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    Is she selling jewelry, or herself? I can’t tell.

  4. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Johnny P!
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    Hey, Kate! How about a ‘pearl neckla–’
    Aw shit, never mind…

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts Boots Daughter Anja Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    mefu
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    At first I thought daughter’s name was Bones Pumpkin Patch, and it didn’t surprise me.

  6. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    EricLr
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    And this year’s “scariest grandparent costume” goes to….

  7. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    Josephus
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    *bedmate

  8. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Anthony
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    They should have just called it “Impossible Stories” and grouped all the Bible nonsense together. I don’t want another Moses movie next.

  9. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    EricLr
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    I hate myself for still loving you.

  10. Paul Ryan
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    “Folks….I’m no Sarah Palin, but I DID learn some pretty good life lessons….SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/24/sarah palin double fisted-340_226.jpg[/img]

  11. Barack Obama Holding Baby
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    I know you see the drone little baby, but the guys that pulls the trigger is holding you. Now when he hands you back you might be fucked.

  12. Mischa Barton La Hong
    your mom
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    Whoa! That’s the best celebrity hand puppet I’ve ever seen!!

  13. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    1NDUN
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    Going for the Cleavopatra look.

  14. Prince Charles
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Prince Charles experiences the dangers of doing the gangnam style dance sitting down.

  15. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
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    love her

  16. Mischa Barton La Hong
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    PSY is smaller than I thought.

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    EricLr
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    Every time I see this girl, I flash back to that line from Superman: “How that brain keeps those legs moving, I’ll never know.”

  18. Mitt Romney
    Anthony
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    Bill Clinton made that same face in front of a podium before.

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Sweatpants
    Rosalie
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    If you’re a good girl, when I get to Paris, I’m gonna buy you a big hat, with a long beautiful feather on it.

  20. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    your mom
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    Instant Assification = the best lube money can buy.

  21. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
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    Great, another movie for Fox News to go apeshit over.

  22. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
    Josephus
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    I always thought she was better looking than the chick she was married to in “Sherlock Holmes.”

  23. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    DeucePickle
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    I can’t believe I’m the first to chime in with the most obvious joke of Night of New York Ass.
    Seriously people? You should be ashamed of yourselves.

  24. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
    Johnny P!
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    Smokin’ hot body, as always.

  25. Mitt Romney
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    I expected more out of the T3000 models.

  26. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    New word: gaysplosion.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Anthony
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    It’s not a coincidence that boom mic in the background looks like it’s near her mouth.

  28. Jennifer Lopez Butt Sweatpants
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    She even has a merkin stylist.

  29. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
    rantatonne
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    criminal indeed, someone get Sherlock Holmes to investigate the reason why this was done!

  30. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    DeucePickle
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    Adorable !

  31. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    Anthony
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    It’s crazy how she’s smiling yet has zero emotion in her eyes.

  32. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
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    “….toNY….dese new pillsss…….are killerrrr”

  33. Prince Charles
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    The Prince listened as the farmer spoke in depth about the quality of wool and the sustainable practices used among his herd, and why this sheep, in particular was of extraordinary quality. And though the future king’s questions provided an excellent cover, his bodyguard wasn’t fooled. He knew why his Highness was interested in this animal. The handlebar horns, the soft billowy fur at its rump, the beckoning eyes, all hallmarks of a sheep meant for the royal bedchamber. The only question remaining was, would he call this one Camilla as well?

  34. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    “And then, my stunt double jumped out of a helicopter! And then, my stunt double fought on top of a moving train! And then, my stunt double had an underwater fight! And then— phew! I’m getting exhausted just talking about it!”

  35. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Kojak
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    How classy…

  36. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    your mom
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    Oh, sorry babe, got a little in your hair…

  37. Paul Ryan
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    “Let me reiterate. I support the gay community. Check out my tie.”

  38. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
    AZ
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    what is this

  39. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    richie
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    quack

  40. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    diego
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    There’s a time and a place for everything, and it was called the 80′s.

  41. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Johnny P!
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    Awww… seniors can be so cute!

  42. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    Brains of America
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    “See, my son? I’m from way up there. was sent here by the Big Guy in the Sky.”
    Pompous ass.

  43. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    catapostrophe
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    Is that a [penny] bag of weed?

  44. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
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    Moses was never the same after Nam.

  45. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    ” AND AH WUV WOCK N WOLL, PUTH ANUDDA BIME IN DA JUKEBAHZ WABY!”

  46. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
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    tiny chick, giant cave pussy. typical…

  47. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    “well aren’t you an adorable pussy cat.”

  48. Mitt Romney
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    “I’m rich bitches! What?”

  49. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    Cock Dr
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    Only 13 more days of this red/blue/swingstate/send my campaign money or the world will end bullshit.

  50. Paul Ryan
    Josephus
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    “This body? All Shake-Weight.”

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