Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.
As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,
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uh oh. Tony’s been going to Melanie’s Dr.!
“It’s THIS thick! And he’s Asian! How ’bout that? ::snort::”
Is she selling jewelry, or herself? I can’t tell.
Jewelry?
I think..Bacon
Hey, Kate! How about a ‘pearl neckla–’
Aw shit, never mind…
At first I thought daughter’s name was Bones Pumpkin Patch, and it didn’t surprise me.
And this year’s “scariest grandparent costume” goes to….
*bedmate
They should have just called it “Impossible Stories” and grouped all the Bible nonsense together. I don’t want another Moses movie next.
Anthony has a point!
I hate myself for still loving you.
“Folks….I’m no Sarah Palin, but I DID learn some pretty good life lessons….SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET!
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I know you see the drone little baby, but the guys that pulls the trigger is holding you. Now when he hands you back you might be fucked.
Whoa! That’s the best celebrity hand puppet I’ve ever seen!!
Going for the Cleavopatra look.
Prince Charles experiences the dangers of doing the gangnam style dance sitting down.
Dang it! posted too late!
love her
I just don’t understand why anyone would thumbs down this sweetly simple statement of admiration.
It’s that creepy guy with the five thumbs.
Why do people have to be so hatefull
PSY is smaller than I thought.
Every time I see this girl, I flash back to that line from Superman: “How that brain keeps those legs moving, I’ll never know.”
Miss Keschmacherian!
Bill Clinton made that same face in front of a podium before.
If you’re a good girl, when I get to Paris, I’m gonna buy you a big hat, with a long beautiful feather on it.
Instant Assification = the best lube money can buy.
Great, another movie for Fox News to go apeshit over.
I always thought she was better looking than the chick she was married to in “Sherlock Holmes.”
I can’t believe I’m the first to chime in with the most obvious joke of Night of New York Ass.
Seriously people? You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Well, she’s no longer a prime piece of ass, so it wasn’t that obvious.
Smokin’ hot body, as always.
I expected more out of the T3000 models.
New word: gaysplosion.
It’s not a coincidence that boom mic in the background looks like it’s near her mouth.
She even has a merkin stylist.
Stolen! Dammit! ;-) +1
criminal indeed, someone get Sherlock Holmes to investigate the reason why this was done!
Adorable !
It’s crazy how she’s smiling yet has zero emotion in her eyes.
It’s not crazy, but dead-inside.
Eh. Dead inside, dead on the floor. Would still pack some tuna.
I had the pleasure of speaking with her briefly, lovely girl, totally empty upstairs.
“….toNY….dese new pillsss…….are killerrrr”
The Prince listened as the farmer spoke in depth about the quality of wool and the sustainable practices used among his herd, and why this sheep, in particular was of extraordinary quality. And though the future king’s questions provided an excellent cover, his bodyguard wasn’t fooled. He knew why his Highness was interested in this animal. The handlebar horns, the soft billowy fur at its rump, the beckoning eyes, all hallmarks of a sheep meant for the royal bedchamber. The only question remaining was, would he call this one Camilla as well?
Less is more, and vice versa.
Thats just the way the Gilberator rolls man! Awesome as always!!
If you don’t mind, Gilberator, I’m flipping ahead to that scene where the Prince pulls the tampon out of the sheep’s vagina.
jesus goddamn, tomfrank. you know i like it nasty.
nice job, Gliberator – I’ve been off the sheep pron for a month – just DAMN YOU!!!
“And then, my stunt double jumped out of a helicopter! And then, my stunt double fought on top of a moving train! And then, my stunt double had an underwater fight! And then— phew! I’m getting exhausted just talking about it!”
How classy…
Oh, sorry babe, got a little in your hair…
“Let me reiterate. I support the gay community. Check out my tie.”
what is this
Get off the farm once in a while, son. That’s a woman.
quack
There’s a time and a place for everything, and it was called the 80′s.
Awww… seniors can be so cute!
“See, my son? I’m from way up there. was sent here by the Big Guy in the Sky.”
Pompous ass.
That makes no sense. He’s pompous because he’s holding a baby?
Is that a [penny] bag of weed?
Moses was never the same after Nam.
” AND AH WUV WOCK N WOLL, PUTH ANUDDA BIME IN DA JUKEBAHZ WABY!”
tiny chick, giant cave pussy. typical…
And this…. displeases you?
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as a child i’d hide
“well aren’t you an adorable pussy cat.”
“I’m rich bitches! What?”
Only 13 more days of this red/blue/swingstate/send my campaign money or the world will end bullshit.
Halleluia! From your beautiful lips to God’s ears…
“This body? All Shake-Weight.”
hahahahahaha