The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
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    CURSE YOU TIME!

  2. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    Tiger
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    I love him on The Mighty Boosh!

  3. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    That is really cute. The dog ain’t bad either.

  4. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    tlmck
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    Her hair is actually blond, but this is how it comes out when they dip her in bronzer.

  5. Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    “Yeah, Kim let me borrow it. It’s Khloe’s blazer.”

  6. Katie Price Cleavage
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    The Price is right!

  7. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    EricLr
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    Only in L.A. could you pay $700 for a pair of ratty pants at a clothing store called “I Cut Myself.”

  8. Mitt Romney
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    “I am FOR more horses and bayonets in our military! Who’s with me?!?”

    • rantatonne

      I think all the Non-Democratic, and some of the Democratic ones, would be with that.

    • Dick Hell

      It’s a good plan, assuming the enemy is close to see our mighty dancing horses and be rendered incontinent by laughter. Then while they’re pissing themselves we can run up and poke them with the bayonets.

  9. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Butch
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    Damn you, Skarsgard! Ruined another one!

    • KC

      She looked like this when she was dating Bloom. And no one is going to say Orlando Bloom is so sexy he’s ruined a girl. She’s just a mess all on her own.

  10. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    Johnny P!
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    Since when did they start putting big tits on bobble-heads ?

  11. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    Mike701
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    Oh no Mr. Wonka! He ate the blueberry gum!

  12. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    EricLr
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    Take the pill, Reverse Neo!

  13. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Josephus
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    We are never, ever, ever wearing black and black together.

  14. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
    yoop
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    Megan Fox showing off her mommy parts

  15. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    1NDUN
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    Crashing into a sidewalk full of pedestrians.

  16. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
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    Hamm’s penis always uses protection.

  17. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Jade
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    Every time I see Taylor Swift, I just want to slap the shit out of her. She is such a pretentious twat. Did she ever stop to think that if she is repeatedly dumped by all these guys, maybe there is something wrong with her?

  18. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Deacon Jones
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    Notice the use of the trench coat to cover up the yellow/green discharge on his white pants that is draining out of his penis hole.

  19. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Butch
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    Skarsgard Penis, the number one cause of anemia in all women, everywhere.

    • Guest

      Anemia? Try anorexia. A body in this condition is unnatural in any form, and she has a prior history of eating disorders. Anemia alone doesn’t cause emaciation.

  20. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    Johnny P!
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    Having just found out he’s been barred from yet another nudist camp, he bravely soldiers on…

  21. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
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    That Taxi Driver on the left is going to help her.

  22. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    your mom
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    If this is what “a night of class” gets you in New York…. well, I can finally understand the appeal of Jersey Shore.

  23. Paul Ryan
    Mike701
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    Mr. Romney seems to enjoy it most when I hold it just like this.

  24. Paul Ryan
    EricLr
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    And I’ll do this for each and every one of you guys….but not because I’m gay, or you’re gay, or any of us are gay or anything…but because I care about America!

  25. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
    your mom
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    Now THIS, is a Knight of Class….

  26. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
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    This is an excellent way of marketing your jewelry because it guarantees that NOOOOO one will be looking at it. Brilliant.

  27. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    Jade
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    The one on the left kinda looks like Miley Cyrus.

  28. Prince Charles
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    Poor Charles thought they said pee time.

  29. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Jade
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    Nice pimp coat-thing.

  30. Mitt Romney
    Mike701
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    “When Ryan holds it just right? I kind of look like this.”

  31. Katie Price Cleavage
    1NDUN
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    Is this photo supposed to be 3D?

  32. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    EricLr
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    Gotta find dinosaurs….gotta find dinosaurs….need to stop drinking on set….

  33. Paul Ryan
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    Invisible Christian special interest group.

  34. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    your mom
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    Thank god, she’s finally figuring out how to get some positive attention.

  35. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Johnny P!
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    Reminds me of the scene in ‘Top Secret! when Hilary’s tits glow.

  36. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    they make automobiles for oversized livestock?

  37. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
    Jade
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    That is one pretty zombie. She doesn’t really even look that dead.

  38. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
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    She’s like a damn owl…oh shit…that’s her front.

  39. Rihanna Butt Lingerie Music Video
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    0/10

  40. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Jade
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    Where did all these rich people get the idea that a puffy face is better than an aging face?

  41. Prince Charles
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    Now it’s OFFICIALLY over. Not only is a royal doing it, but gangnam style is meant to be done standing, not sitting in an arcade chair with a little boy’s hand in your crack.

  42. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    mamamiasweetpeaches
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    A NIGHT OF LOW CLASS PLASTIC ASS

  43. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    EricLr
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    Oh shit, they hit him with a knockout dart!

  44. Prince Charles
    your mom
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    NO FAIR!!! But, he totally cheated!! I’m telling the Queen… dumb jerk… :(

  45. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts Boots Daughter Anja Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    Mr. Poop, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm
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    id like to paint mommy’s face white

  46. Prince Charles
    Johnny P!
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    Extricating yet another horseshoe from a kick in the ass by Camilla.

  47. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    Jade
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    She looks like a guy.

  48. Prince Charles
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    The sheep is like “stay calm, don’t look over. DON’T.”

  49. Mitt Romney
    EricLr
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    Anyone who thinks he can take me, step on up, asshole!

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Jade
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    This is great free advertising for those shoes. Look how strong they are!

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