Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.
As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,
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CURSE YOU TIME!
I love him on The Mighty Boosh!
hahahaha! Ya beat me to it!
That is really cute. The dog ain’t bad either.
Her hair is actually blond, but this is how it comes out when they dip her in bronzer.
“Yeah, Kim let me borrow it. It’s Khloe’s blazer.”
The Price is right!
Only in L.A. could you pay $700 for a pair of ratty pants at a clothing store called “I Cut Myself.”
“I am FOR more horses and bayonets in our military! Who’s with me?!?”
I think all the Non-Democratic, and some of the Democratic ones, would be with that.
It’s a good plan, assuming the enemy is close to see our mighty dancing horses and be rendered incontinent by laughter. Then while they’re pissing themselves we can run up and poke them with the bayonets.
Damn you, Skarsgard! Ruined another one!
She looked like this when she was dating Bloom. And no one is going to say Orlando Bloom is so sexy he’s ruined a girl. She’s just a mess all on her own.
Since when did they start putting big tits on bobble-heads ?
In Pam’s case, the 1990s
Oh no Mr. Wonka! He ate the blueberry gum!
Take the pill, Reverse Neo!
We are never, ever, ever wearing black and black together.
Cute. +1
Megan Fox showing off her mommy parts
Crashing into a sidewalk full of pedestrians.
Hamm’s penis always uses protection.
Every time I see Taylor Swift, I just want to slap the shit out of her. She is such a pretentious twat. Did she ever stop to think that if she is repeatedly dumped by all these guys, maybe there is something wrong with her?
I’m thinking stalker and lousiest fuck ever….
Notice the use of the trench coat to cover up the yellow/green discharge on his white pants that is draining out of his penis hole.
Aaaauuugh.
Skarsgard Penis, the number one cause of anemia in all women, everywhere.
Anemia? Try anorexia. A body in this condition is unnatural in any form, and she has a prior history of eating disorders. Anemia alone doesn’t cause emaciation.
Having just found out he’s been barred from yet another nudist camp, he bravely soldiers on…
That Taxi Driver on the left is going to help her.
If this is what “a night of class” gets you in New York…. well, I can finally understand the appeal of Jersey Shore.
Mr. Romney seems to enjoy it most when I hold it just like this.
And I’ll do this for each and every one of you guys….but not because I’m gay, or you’re gay, or any of us are gay or anything…but because I care about America!
Now THIS, is a Knight of Class….
This is an excellent way of marketing your jewelry because it guarantees that NOOOOO one will be looking at it. Brilliant.
The one on the left kinda looks like Miley Cyrus.
Poor Charles thought they said pee time.
Nice pimp coat-thing.
“When Ryan holds it just right? I kind of look like this.”
Is this photo supposed to be 3D?
Invisible Christian special interest group.
Gotta find dinosaurs….gotta find dinosaurs….need to stop drinking on set….
Reminds me of the scene in ‘Top Secret! when Hilary’s tits glow.
Thank god, she’s finally figuring out how to get some positive attention.
they make automobiles for oversized livestock?
That is one pretty zombie. She doesn’t really even look that dead.
She’s like a damn owl…oh shit…that’s her front.
0/10
Now it’s OFFICIALLY over. Not only is a royal doing it, but gangnam style is meant to be done standing, not sitting in an arcade chair with a little boy’s hand in your crack.
Where did all these rich people get the idea that a puffy face is better than an aging face?
A NIGHT OF LOW CLASS PLASTIC ASS
Oh shit, they hit him with a knockout dart!
NO FAIR!!! But, he totally cheated!! I’m telling the Queen… dumb jerk… :(
id like to paint mommy’s face white
Extricating yet another horseshoe from a kick in the ass by Camilla.
She looks like a guy.
The sheep is like “stay calm, don’t look over. DON’T.”
Anyone who thinks he can take me, step on up, asshole!
This is great free advertising for those shoes. Look how strong they are!