The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Hugh Jazz
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    SNIFF SNIFF.
    Hmm, Manflesh.

  2. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    why god
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    Fake tits are gross and not appealing at all. yuck

  3. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Chris
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    I don’t picture a Jewish tailor producing something quite so scruffy looking.

  4. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
    brick
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    Wow! A black range rover. No way! : p

  5. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Schmidtler
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    wtf, was there an Old Country Buffet on the ark?

  6. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
    Schmidtler
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    huh, hard to believe one of the wealthiest, most successful and desirable male actors of our time thought he could do better than this.

  7. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    Schmidtler
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    yeah, what could say ‘class’ like a 60 year old broad with a fat gut, see through black tank top, loads of tats and high top cons sneakers? Way to class it up there Joan.

  8. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
    right
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    Her rack is magnificent!!!

  9. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
    right
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    Another incredi-racked chick!
    God bless America!

  10. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    right
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    His jacket was so tight and ill-fitting that he fainted a bit.

  11. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
    right
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    Paradis lost

  12. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    right
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    Damn…she sucked the hot out of him! Wow!!!

  13. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    mark
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    Pam’s great, don’t be assholes, you haters.

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    rawz9volt
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    Ms. Kardashian is seen here modelling her new line of titanium ass-containment undergarments.

  15. Barack Obama Holding Baby
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    “Hey, little man, let’s take mom back to Air Force One, each have a nice warm tit, and then take a nap. Whattadya say?”

  16. Mischa Barton La Hong
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    This young man is getting to know Mischa Barton’s body by Braille.

  17. Paul Ryan
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Miss, this is a political rally. Please sit down and stop yelling ‘BINGO’.”

  18. Mitt Romney
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “What,,, NO ONE has recipe for the brownies Willie Nelson left in my dressing room?”

  19. Katie Price Cleavage
    Bionic_Crouton
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    BOOBS: Natures credit card.

  20. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “…After this, we go on to ‘The View’.”

  21. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Put It In
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    THis hunchback sucks. I was at the dentist office. The pain was not from me getting my teeth drilled. It was from having to watch this ugly thing and her hunch back sing her awful garbage.

    People actually like this crap being spewed out?

  22. Mischa Barton La Hong
    Put It In
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    This guy is shorter than Papa Smurf

  23. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Put It In
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    Whats Blackie Lawless doing with blond hair AND Antonio Banderas.

  24. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    Put It In
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    Let it go grandma

  25. Mischa Barton La Hong
    Crissy
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    Somebody told Mischa she was going to be photographed with a tiny guy… She tried to spot him.

  26. Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    What will they think of next? An overcoat that fits a 5-1/2 foot prick!

  27. Paul Ryan
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    This is the first parrot I’ve ever seen without a beak.

  28. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
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    I hate to comment on the obvious, but she looks fucking amazing! Sorry, I just needed to say that.

  29. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Josie
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    ewww this chick seriously isnt attractive cuz shes just skin & bones…give me kim k or kelly brook anyday over this

  30. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    DJ
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    You guys who post here don’t get out much into the real world do you? “Instant Assification” is a store that sells Jeans. Get it? Oh you probably don’t.. All the gay jokes. Wow, how original and clever and oh so progressive. You must be so much fun at a party with your 12 pack of Bud and peanuts scratching yourselves.

  31. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    wow she looks totally young! that’s cool. lol.

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