Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.
As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,
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SNIFF SNIFF.
Hmm, Manflesh.
Fake tits are gross and not appealing at all. yuck
especially when they’re stitched together in the middle.
I don’t picture a Jewish tailor producing something quite so scruffy looking.
Wow! A black range rover. No way! : p
wtf, was there an Old Country Buffet on the ark?
huh, hard to believe one of the wealthiest, most successful and desirable male actors of our time thought he could do better than this.
yeah, what could say ‘class’ like a 60 year old broad with a fat gut, see through black tank top, loads of tats and high top cons sneakers? Way to class it up there Joan.
Her rack is magnificent!!!
Another incredi-racked chick!
God bless America!
His jacket was so tight and ill-fitting that he fainted a bit.
Paradis lost
Damn…she sucked the hot out of him! Wow!!!
Pam’s great, don’t be assholes, you haters.
Pam WAS great twenty years ago. Maybe even 10 years ago. But now, like a roll of 35mm ASA800 film, she’s been ruined by over- exposure.
Ms. Kardashian is seen here modelling her new line of titanium ass-containment undergarments.
“Hey, little man, let’s take mom back to Air Force One, each have a nice warm tit, and then take a nap. Whattadya say?”
This young man is getting to know Mischa Barton’s body by Braille.
“Miss, this is a political rally. Please sit down and stop yelling ‘BINGO’.”
“What,,, NO ONE has recipe for the brownies Willie Nelson left in my dressing room?”
BOOBS: Natures credit card.
“…After this, we go on to ‘The View’.”
THis hunchback sucks. I was at the dentist office. The pain was not from me getting my teeth drilled. It was from having to watch this ugly thing and her hunch back sing her awful garbage.
People actually like this crap being spewed out?
This guy is shorter than Papa Smurf
Whats Blackie Lawless doing with blond hair AND Antonio Banderas.
Let it go grandma
Somebody told Mischa she was going to be photographed with a tiny guy… She tried to spot him.
What will they think of next? An overcoat that fits a 5-1/2 foot prick!
This is the first parrot I’ve ever seen without a beak.
I hate to comment on the obvious, but she looks fucking amazing! Sorry, I just needed to say that.
ewww this chick seriously isnt attractive cuz shes just skin & bones…give me kim k or kelly brook anyday over this
You guys who post here don’t get out much into the real world do you? “Instant Assification” is a store that sells Jeans. Get it? Oh you probably don’t.. All the gay jokes. Wow, how original and clever and oh so progressive. You must be so much fun at a party with your 12 pack of Bud and peanuts scratching yourselves.
wow she looks totally young! that’s cool. lol.