The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mitt Romney
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    Flip-flopney.

  2. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
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    What the fuck happened to her?

  3. Rihanna Butt Lingerie Music Video
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    This is all that passes for music videos anymore? Ass and titties? Thanks to the internet, that’s not as effective anymore. Fuck MTV!

  4. Katie Price Cleavage
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    The original vacuous English skank. Many models have come after her, but none can match the first.

  5. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    Whatever plastic surgery she did on her face is impressive. It actually looks good. Didn’t think she was the plastic surgery type though.

  6. Berenice Marlohe See Through Dress Skyfall Premiere Afterparty
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    Very nice.

  7. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Vladmir
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    Gobble me up, oh hungry cameltoe! Gobble ME!

  8. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Christine
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    i guess i’m the only one who notices how encredible long her arms are looking ? :P

  9. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    rican
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    Man, I wish I could come up with something to sell to the same morons who like and listen to this loser.

  10. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    rican
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    Hey Al Pacino, you look better without the beard!

  11. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Kat
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    Looks like Donald Sutherland’s auditioning for “Zoolander 2: The Rise of Derelicte”.

  12. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    YoMamma
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    CLOSE YOUR GODDAM MOUTH!!!!!

  13. Mischa Barton La Hong
    cc
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    What’s the opposite of ‘power couple’?

  14. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    Jagger
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    Fake, sure, but I’d bang this chick into next week.

  15. Jennifer Lopez Butt Sweatpants
    cc
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    Reminding her boyfriend to buckle his child seat.

  16. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    cc
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    ‘We’ll get you a car coat with the Pharoahs on it…”

  17. Prince Charles
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    “Scracth the ol’ royal arse a bit faster, chap. I’ve not got all day.”

  18. Paul Ryan
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    You know when the creepy, electronic narrator guys on amusement park rides finish their speeches and freeze?

  19. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
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    While you were all talking shit, those two were making babies with the most perfect jaw lines in history.

  20. Prince Charles
    EZ-B
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    “You see how superior my driving skills are. If I had been driving that night, Diana would still be here. Pity…it makes me so sad.”

  21. Berenice Marlohe See Through Dress Skyfall Premiere Afterparty
    EZ-B
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    Apparantly no one told Berenice it’s not cool to show up early to the afterparty.

  22. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
    talkingmonkey
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    It’s two, two, two douche in one!

  23. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
    bdog821
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    I guess these two dimwits weren’t expecting a mirror at this event.

  24. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
    guest
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    classless slut that had the luck to fall out of greedy vagina married to someone who makes billions….

  25. Peter Dinklage Knit Hat Scarf
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    Aww, he’s using Jon Hamm’s sock as a scarf.

  26. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
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    No nipples, no cameltoe, no service.

  27. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
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    Corpses need to sunbathe too.

  28. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
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    I didn’t know Kong Kardashian went blonde.

  29. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    Ready for their lunch with Joe Simpson.

  30. Jennifer Lopez Butt Sweatpants
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    Is her real ass taking another limo? This one looks too small

  31. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
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    Dear God, what happened to Adele?!

  32. Paul Ryan
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    John Travolta’s wig line is becoming so popular!

  33. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
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    Brad Pitt has stopped shaving again… At least he got a haircut.

  34. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
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    Hey Madonna, your arms are looking better!

  35. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
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    Damn, Kris Jenner’s nipples are showing again.

  36. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
    Bam
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    Boy oh boy will people get angry if word ever got out that with a fatter face she’d look like young Courtney Love

  37. Prince Charles
    Bam
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    I see Mr. Garrison’s alternative to air travel has reached across the pond

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Ronaldo
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    Thats one big ass

  39. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
    castallare
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    Megan Fox + Khloe Kardashian = Meh

  40. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
    castallare
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    Wow. She’s really let herself improve after the breakup.

  41. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    castallare
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    Oh, didn’t you hear that he’s preparing for the lead role in the Michael Lohan biopic?

  42. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    castallare
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    Ahh LUUV garlic rolls! Slather one up with some buttah baby!

  43. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    castallare
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    Whoa. Why isn’t this photographer in prison for watching her get into the driver’s seat without intervening!? They arrested that guy who took the picture of the monk who set himself on fire, and THAT was a peaceful protest. Christ, where are our morals?

  44. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    castallare
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    Personally, I think giving your open genital sores a little bling is courageous. Brava!

  45. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
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    L.A. trash = New York class

  46. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
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    Halfway shapely – fresh diaper I presume.

  47. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
    me_memememe_me@reddit
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    *facepalm*

  48. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
    me_memememe_me@reddit
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    “ooooh poochy wooochy woooo woooo…aren’t yoooo the cooootest leeeeeetle witttttttle pooooooopy woooopy…doooooopy……pooooopy…..koooopy ….scoooooby…..doooooooo”

  49. Pamela Anderson Cleavage A Night Of New York Class
    Hugh Jazz
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    AARP? No these are Triple-Ds. Why?

  50. Prince Charles
    Hugh Jazz
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    Ouch! My inbreeding is acting up.

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