The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.24.12

October 24th, 2012 // 717 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which willingly wets your whistle with whimpering woos and widely sprea– OH SWEET CHRIST, IT’S CONTAGIOUS!! *opens skull, pours in bleach* Better. Today we’ve got a nice selection of what-the-shit-sandwich, starting with Kathy Najimy, who if I’m understanding Republican views on life correctly, just got knocked up according to a heavenly plan, as well as Mischa Barton telling us what hour of sobriety she’s on, also I call for the immediate firing of the producers of the Sherlock Holmes movies for the criminal underutilization of these (Couldn’t they have picked Watson’s pockets at least?), and finally, the impossible choice between this Prince Charles pic and this Prince Charles pic. That goat knows something…I’m telling you.

As legend foretold, upon the harvest moon and the return of the mighty Sneering Hamm-Dong of lore, so shall reappear The Lovestruck Cameltoe, irresistible to douchelords and minstrels alike,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Joaquin ingles
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    I saw this on 20/20. Moonlighting as anatomy class cadavers is a big thing now.

  2. Kelly Reilly Cleavage Flight Premiere
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    This gal did several nude scenes in a movie called Mrs. Henderson Presents, and she has dynamite tits and a yummy butt!

  3. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Ed
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    This was hot in the 90′s.

  4. Prince Charles
    saavik001
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    baaaaa means no…

  5. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    Joaquin ingles
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    Does this guy ever not look like a pretentious twat?

  6. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
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    Rumor has it that Noah tussled with Jehovah over naming the Ark. Noah wanted to call it The Wet Dream, but God wanted to call it La Bamba.”

  7. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
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    She simply looks perfectly naughty, and I think I love her!

  8. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    Her ass is so fucking beautiful it’s making me weep.

  9. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
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    Dude on the left: “Keep your distance, fellas. Otherwise she might write a fuckin’ song about ya.

  10. Mitt Romney
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    Totally out of respect (yeah, right) I am no longer going to refer to this…mmm…fellow as Mitt Romney. From this point forward I will refer to him by his given name: WILLARD! Can you fucking believe it? Willard. Christ, what a doofus. “Hi there, my name is Willard.” Just like the rat guy. Willard…hahaha…

    • Schmidtler

      Barack Hussein Obama.
      And you want to mock people’s names?
      Now do something useful, and explain the “H” in H. Ross Perot.
      Seriously, because idk wtf is gayer than ‘Ross’ that somebody would opt to use that instead of their real first name.

  11. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    Next.....
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    How can nobody see she has had her face completely re-done? All comments about her face are how great she’s aged but she is completely unrecognizable to me. Looks like a different person to me.

  12. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Joaquin ingles
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    “Two weasels, two goats, two snakes, two rats, a rhianna and chris brown, two spiders…”

  13. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
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    I thought they were splitting the sheets…?!?!

  14. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
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    There’s soomething peculiar about this woman in these pictures. I think she looks a bit better in this one:
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  15. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Dress
    Spartacus
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    MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo

  16. Prince Charles
    navvet75
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    daaaaddddyyyy

  17. Mischa Barton La Hong
    Colin
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    La Who?

  18. Taylor Swift Cameltoe The Late Show With David Letterman
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    There’s something incredibly bitchy about this woman. The innocent, southern girl facade doesn’t hold up at all.

    • Mickey01232000

      She is from Reading Pennsylvania and that is far from being Southern.

      • Schmidtler

        the mason dixon line is the southern boundary of Pennsylvania, Reading is just outside Philadelphia, in the southernmost part of Pennsylvania, and so technically speaking, Reading is a short walk to the ‘south’, if the mason dixon line is presumed to be the demarcation between north & south, as it generally is accepted to be.

  19. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Colin
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    Kim’s coat just has a weird shape on someone without an ass the size (and density) of a dwarf star.

  20. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
    mbcl
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    when the heimlich maneuver is performed incorrectly.

  21. Vanessa Paradis Chanel Little Black Jacket Exhibition
    Colin
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    See, spend too much time around Johnny Depp and you turn into a Tim Burton character.

  22. Prince Charles
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    Looks like the kid just kicked his ass and he’s about to cry.

  23. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
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    Sometimes you’ve got air out the old ribcage. I bet is sounds like a xylophone when she exhales.

  24. Alessandra Ambrosio Legs Short Shorts Boots Daughter Anja Mr Bones Pumpkin Patch
    mbcl
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    Mommy how come nobody ever looks at me ?

  25. Mischa Barton La Hong
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    There are benefits to spending your life at boob level.

  26. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    egads
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    looks like her body is pleated

  27. Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff Instant Assification Bag
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    Just because he plays your skin flute, doesn’t make him your bandmate, Adam.

  28. Prince Charles
    Mickey01232000
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    That is the face of an old man finding out that he is no longer a child.

  29. Kate Bosworth Bony Chest
    Mickey01232000
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    What is attractive about being able to count a woman’s ribs.

  30. Prince Charles
    Mickey01232000
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    Prince Charles stepping out with Camilla.

  31. Kathy Najimy Hugging Kristen Johnston A Night Of New York Class
    Mickey01232000
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    Look it’s the sisters from Hocus Pocus.

  32. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    Mickey01232000
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    That’s right you owe $47,000 there little boy.

  33. Jennifer Lopez Butt Sweatpants
    Mickey01232000
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    Is it true that Jennifer Lopez is Spanish for Kim Kardashian?

  34. Kanye West Trenchcoat
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    That looks like the kind of jacket one would wear if they were flashing people in the park.

  35. Kanye West Trenchcoat
    Mickey01232000
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    A walking tube of Preparation H in a raincoat.

  36. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
    Mickey01232000
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    There is absolutely no bad angle on her. I think the camera smiles every time someone snaps a shot of her.

  37. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
    Mickey01232000
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    Strength and honor with two pitchers of beer and a tray of nachos.

  38. Melanie Griffith Antonio Banderas
    Mickey01232000
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    How cute Antonio is stepping out with his mom.

  39. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    Mickey01232000
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    I think that rocker look should stop once you can start collecting Social Security.

  40. Paul Ryan
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    They stand no chance. Can’t wait for this election to be over so Obama can get back to work.

  41. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Pants
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    Muy caliente.

  42. Russell Crowe Full Beard In Costume Noah Set
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    I wonder if this movie will finally explain how he managed to keep all the animals from killing each other and everyone else aboard.

  43. Barack Obama Holding Baby
    Vladmir
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    So long, Dude.

  44. Paul Ryan
    just_elizabeth
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    “She was holding her hand out like this, and the caption said ‘I’m most impressed by the invisible iPhone. Does Apple know about this?’ So here’s mine, and this makes me a celebrity now! I’m cool. IN YOUR FACE, EVERYBODY I EVER MET!”

  45. Joan Jett NIpples See Through Shirt A Night Of New York Class
    Mekko
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    Liza Minelli done gone Goth

  46. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    Vladmir
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    That Dude looks pretty good. Can’t even tell.

  47. Tamara Ecclestone Side Boob Skyfall Premiere
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    Why do rich people have such slutty children? Looks like a drunk Megan Fox.

  48. Amy Childs Lingerie Jewelry Launch
    Tigger
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    Shoud I feel guilty that I don’t even care if she has a personality or a single brain cell firing, as long as she she picks up some moves from Shakira and deflates the lips a bit?
    heh, sorry I’m trying, but just can’t feel bad abou that.

  49. Daniel Craig Wiping Forehead Skyfall Premiere
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    Looking forward to Skyfall.

  50. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Skirt Extra
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    When I think Maria Menounos and doggie, this is not what i had in mind.

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