The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.23.13

October 23rd, 2013 // 378 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our thinly-veiled pageview bait/comment generator that you couldn’t possibly not click on because where else are you going to go to use literary references to insult Khloe Kardashian? Lilliputians, HA! See, those other sites don’t understand you guys like we do. So here’s today’s gallery of unfortunately timed blow job face photos mixed in with the freak show boobs you have a porn-like addiction to you’ve come to appreciate, starting with Queen Elizabeth offering Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall a truce, Natalie Portman bringing wardrobe malfunctions to a new, boring low point, and Hugh Jackman whose dog probably just smells Joe Jonas‘ dog.

Oh, and Lady Gaga flashed her panties again. In other news, Hugh Jackman and Joe Jonas are gay,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Lingerie Dress
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  2. Elijah Wood Group Hug With Guys
    George P Burdell
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    Wonder Triplet Activate!

  3. John Mayer Blowjob Face Born And Raised World Tour
    joe
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    This song is called “How Giada Does It.”

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Lingerie Dress
    George P Burdell
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    Nori better be hungry.

  5. Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I’m crusheeng yar head! I’m crushieeng yar head!”

  6. Elijah Wood Group Hug With Guys
    joe
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    We shall be known as the fellowship of the douchebag.

  7. Justin Long Moustache The Today Show
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    X-Treme Punchability

  8. Nadeea Volianova Nipple Slip Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress
    Cock Dr
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    WTF?!?

    • cc

      I wonder what percentage of the people who first saw that pic reacted the same way. Must be >80%.

      I know I did.

  9. Queen Elizabeth War Horse Prop National Theatre 50th Anniversary
    joe
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    “Charles, is that you? What has happened to Camilla?”

  10. Nadeea Volianova Nipple Slip Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress
    George P Burdell
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    Dear Courtney Stodden,

    Take lessons.

    Everybody

  11. John Mayer Blowjob Face Born And Raised World Tour
    ultra
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    is that a russell brand imitation?

  12. Sharon Stone Wonky Eyes 13th Summit Of Nobel Prize Winners
    joe
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    I thought they revoked her Nobel when she was charged with smoking.

  13. Queen Elizabeth War Horse Prop National Theatre 50th Anniversary
    Cock Dr
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    When HRH attempts to feed a floral bouquet to a theater prop it might be time to reconsider bringing her out for public appearances.

  14. Mena Suvari Baby Bump Pregnant Tight Dress
    Vlad
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    Thank you wind

  15. Salma Hayek Cleavage How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
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    The UN should hire her to feed all the hungry babies in the world.

  16. Nadeea Volianova Nipple Slip Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress
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    Her multi-finger rings really go well with her bolt on fakers.

  17. Salma Hayek Cleavage How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
    Dox
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    Can’t decide if Selma Hayek is still hot or not….

  18. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Pants Suit Jaye Azoff Irving Azoff Scoop NYC Event
    Cock Dr
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    Is she really that big or is she standing on a milk crate?

  19. Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
    Dox
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    “Comon baby, I swear it’s longer than this….”

  20. Nadeea Volianova Nipple Slip Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress
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    I’m thinking the stance has something to do with a raging UTI.

  21. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Lingerie Dress
    ThisWillHurt
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    She has the recently-engaged-to glow of a dog watching a card trick.

  22. Nadeea Volianova Nipple Slip Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress
    mamamia
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    Courtney Loves slightl less evil dopelganger???

  23. Elijah Wood Group Hug With Guys
    Westcoastdude
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    Foreplay before a circle-jerk

  24. Justin Long Moustache The Today Show
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    High school drama kid just soaking it up.

  25. Rihanna Butt Instagram
    Dox
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    Rihanna attends her first 12 step meeting….

  26. Chloe Dykstra Legs Pale Skin Mninidress Chris Hardwick Converse Assassins Creed IV Black Flag Launch Party
    Vlad
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    Nerdists have such oddly shaped erections.

  27. Dakota Fanning Fake Baby Bump Fanny Set
    Dox
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    Wait… which one is Dakota Fanning?

  28. Justin Long Moustache The Today Show
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    Damn, he really is happy about the free coffee mug they gave him!

  29. Natalie Portman Bra See Through Dress Thor The Dark World Premiere
    Dox
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    Wait… are those breasts or is she smuggling eggs?

  30. Queen Elizabeth War Horse Prop National Theatre 50th Anniversary
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    Why is Sara J Parker with the Queen?

  31. Johnny Knoxville Wrist Brace Live With Kelly And Michael
    BB
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    “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.”

  32. Queen Elizabeth War Horse Prop National Theatre 50th Anniversary
    Vlad
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    Camilla, you looked a might peckish, so I brought you something to eat.

  33. Hugh Jackman Dog In Crotch Barefoot Running Shoes
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    ‘Crap, I got the scooter, the dog, put the peanut butter on my balls, and still the dog isn’t fellating me. I guess you really can’t believe everything you read on the internet.’

  34. LaToya Jackson
    Westcoastdude
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    MJ just spotted a playground

  35. Elijah Wood Group Hug With Guys
    Dox
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    “I just want to thank both of you, for loving me in a way no woman has ever before….”

  36. Aretha Franklin Wig Manface 30th Annual Night Of Stars
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    Bill Cosby is doing “La Cage aux Folles”?

  37. Salma Hayek Cleavage How to Make Love Like An Englishman Set
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    No.. No… No milk in these… No….

  38. Justin Long Moustache The Today Show
    catapostrophe
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    Looks like Anthony Kiedis’ dopey kid brother.

  39. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Lingerie Dress
    Dox
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    I wonder how many third world children were shaved to make that jacket of hers.

  40. Pierce Brosnan How to Make Love Like an Englishman Set
    Westcoastdude
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    Its the girth woman! Girth!

  41. Johnny Knoxville Wrist Brace Live With Kelly And Michael
    Dox
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    “Yeah dude… a fisting accident. It was….. very traumatic.”

  42. John Mayer Blowjob Face Born And Raised World Tour
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    Phantom gag reflex?

  43. Aretha Franklin Wig Manface 30th Annual Night Of Stars
    Vlad
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    C-A-D-A-V-E-R

  44. Nadeea Volianova Nipple Slip Cleavage Ill Fitting Dress
    joe
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    You’d need a goddamned battleship to motorboat those things.

  45. Heidi Fleiss Mugshot DUI Marijuana Possesssion With Intent To Sell Driving Without A License Or Insurance
    Dox
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    Retaining her sense of humor, Heidi does her best impression of a horse for the Police Photographer.

  46. Justin Long Moustache The Today Show
    caley
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    He’s really banking on a ‘Friends’ reunion show and the early death of David Schwimmer.

  47. Sharon Stone Wonky Eyes 13th Summit Of Nobel Prize Winners
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    Must be the Nobel Peace Prize winners that are hanging out with Sharon fucking Stone. The other Nobel Prizes still have legitimacy.

  48. Elijah Wood Group Hug With Guys
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    Fellowship of the Cock Ring.

  49. Natalie Portman Bra See Through Dress Thor The Dark World Premiere
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    I see her husband’s 1000-strong entourage has decided to tag along on her dress…

  50. Robert De Niro Sneering The Family Screening 26th Tokyo International Film Festival
    Dox
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    “You talkin to me?”

    (now its out of the way.)

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