Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, our thinly-veiled pageview bait/comment generator that you couldn’t possibly not click on because where else are you going to go to use literary references to insult Khloe Kardashian? Lilliputians, HA! See, those other sites don’t understand you guys like we do. So here’s today’s gallery of unfortunately timed blow job face photos mixed in with the freak show boobs you have a porn-like addiction to you’ve come to appreciate, starting with Queen Elizabeth offering Camilla Dutchess of Cornwall a truce, Natalie Portman bringing wardrobe malfunctions to a new, boring low point, and Hugh Jackman whose dog probably just smells Joe Jonas‘ dog.
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