The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.2.13

October 2nd, 2013 // 426 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where normally I’d take an offhand shot at a political hot topic, like the current government shutdown, but the bleak reality of our completely broken system isn’t geting me in the mood for snark. Plus, shoving ideology into a feature that on a daily basis contains pictures like this one where the only purpose is to bait a blow job joke isn’t appropriate or effective. So allow me to tee off the first blow job joke with Farrah Abraham, who’s probably requesting a procedure to have her throat widened. To fit more dicks. There’s also John Lithgow, who thinks your messenger bag is for fags, Joe Gorga‘s nightmare, David Beckham dangling above John Travolta‘s cage in an object lesson about the dangers of rejecting Scientology, and Kate Upton without makeup.

And cue guys trying to pretend a few zits would ever make them ignore the mind erasing magic of giant breasts. Try to tell me that face on anything under a C cup wouldn’t be ringing up gas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Geena Davis TSA Screening LAX
    martina
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    Kids, this is why you should never play with plastic surgery.

  2. Barbara Walters No Make Up Haggard Face
    martina
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    Weekend at Bernie’s

  3. Estelle Harris Bandage On Nose CBGB Premiere
    AWOL
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    8/10 Would still stop short.

  4. Ciara Cleavage See Through Dress Mademoiselle C Premiere
    AWOL
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    Miss, your headlights are on.

  5. Kelly Brook Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    I believe we should be reintroduced to this beautiful ass with much more frequency.

  6. David Beckham Wearing Only Underwear Hanging From Wire H&M Commercial
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    “…an H&M commercial…”
    Must stand for Humiliation & Masochism. Horny & Masturbating? Hairy & Muddy?

  7. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    “You want me to remove your chin implant? Alright. Take off all your clothes and put your feet in the stirrups.”

  8. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    Can anyone hazard a guess as to why there was a photographer present during her plastic surgery consultation?

  9. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    “Now you’ve got it! Raising your head up like that as far as possible will make swallowing loads much, much easier…”

  10. Katie Holmes Legs Minidress Gravity Premiere
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    I can think of several uses for those beautiful thighs, including (but not limited to) warming my ears.

  11. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
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    “Well shit! This really is the wrong purse for this outfit, isn’t it!?”

  12. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
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    “So tell us and our audience, Orlando, what is it really like fucking a super model?”

  13. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
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    Hmmmm…I never realized what pretty thighs she has. I wonder what kind of secrets they have between them…

  14. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes
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    The newest trend with today’s young women is the “pit portrait.” What Kylie doesn’t understand is such shots are usually taken without wearing a shirt.

  15. Ja Rule Huge Muscles
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    “Wait! We need to go back. I just got a one-dollar winner on this scratch-off.”

  16. George Clooney Sandra Bullock Gravity Premiere
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    “Sandy, back off just a bit. You’re crushin’ my shades.”

  17. Estelle Harris Bandage On Nose CBGB Premiere
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    “That’s just from sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong…”

  18. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
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    “so what you are telling me is straight, white, MALES still exist in the entertainment world?!!!”
    “Really?!!!” (english accent)

  19. Barbara Walters No Make Up Haggard Face
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    Now I know why all of her interviewees cry.

  20. Barbara Walters No Make Up Haggard Face
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    “Hewwo, Wadies and Gentewmen. I’m Baba Wawa. Tonight I wiww gwow into a twee…”

  21. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
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    At the office an hour earlier:
    “I can’t wear this dress. Everyone will be staring at my sunburn.”
    “I can take care of that. Here, try this lipstick…”

  22. Geena Davis TSA Screening LAX
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    Emily Mortimer, gaze into your futu- I mean present.

  23. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Arms
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    grisel

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