The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.2.13

October 2nd, 2013 // 426 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where normally I’d take an offhand shot at a political hot topic, like the current government shutdown, but the bleak reality of our completely broken system isn’t geting me in the mood for snark. Plus, shoving ideology into a feature that on a daily basis contains pictures like this one where the only purpose is to bait a blow job joke isn’t appropriate or effective. So allow me to tee off the first blow job joke with Farrah Abraham, who’s probably requesting a procedure to have her throat widened. To fit more dicks. There’s also John Lithgow, who thinks your messenger bag is for fags, Joe Gorga‘s nightmare, David Beckham dangling above John Travolta‘s cage in an object lesson about the dangers of rejecting Scientology, and Kate Upton without makeup.

And cue guys trying to pretend a few zits would ever make them ignore the mind erasing magic of giant breasts. Try to tell me that face on anything under a C cup wouldn’t be ringing up gas,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    “Yeah, these lymph nodes are definitely swollen. Have you been doing ass to mouth again?”

  2. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
    Inner Retard
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    I’m confused. Is this for real or a porn plot?

  3. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Kill Your Darlings Screening
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    “Yes, I’ve been clean for… *twitch* …two whole days now!”

  4. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
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    If that’s an iPhone, it’s definitely going to have a cracked screen when she hits the pavement one second later.

  5. Hugh Jackman Loafers No Socks
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    “Hey, Wolverine, what was it like getting topped by Cyclops?”

  6. Ja Rule Huge Muscles
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    I can see Ja Nips.

  7. Jesse Ventura Balding Wispy Gray Hair
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    The ghost of Peter Boyle beckons to you…

  8. Hugh Jackman Loafers No Socks
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    *Snikt*..wait, they’re supposed to come out if I say that..right?

  9. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
    Inner Retard
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    Really, you’d do that to Miranda?! Even I wouldn’t do that to Miranda… and she asks me at least twice a month.

  10. Jesse Ventura Balding Wispy Gray Hair
    Jon Pork
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    Ain’t got time to bleed? He looks like he hasn’t got much time left at all..

  11. Barbara Walters No Make Up Haggard Face
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    Imhotep. Imhotep. Imhotep.

  12. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
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    They’re not orange, but they’re still duck lips.

  13. Kelly Brook Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    Like I always say, she’s perfect.

  14. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Kill Your Darlings Screening
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    “How many dicks?”

  15. Farrah Abraham Cleavage No Pants Girls And Corpses Magazine Spread
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    I’d never walk a mile for a camel.

  16. Cameron Diaz Jason Segel Sex Tape Set
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    I just tried Googling this movie, and… Gracious!

  17. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
    Inner Retard
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    Please tell me the next picture is her falling flat on her face.

  18. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    Stop with the fucking surgery, lady.

  19. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
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    “It’s not my Goddamn planet! Understand, Monkey-Boy?”

  20. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
    EricLR
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    I wonder if she realizes that’s not an actual doctor, and that most physicians don’t have offices in an abandoned strip mall.

  21. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Arms
    Inner Retard
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    Iggy Pop’s long lost daughter.

  22. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup Workout Clothes
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    She’s just on the phone to Adobe, telling them to increase Photoshop production by 400%.

  23. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup Workout Clothes
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    “Too many zits. Would not bang.” says some gay dude.

  24. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
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    Was the top button really necessary?

  25. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Kill Your Darlings Screening
    EricLR
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    Yeah, the movie was great. Can I have my Sudafed now?

  26. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    Inner Retard
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    WTF! Now Iggy Pop’s older sister?! Remind me to stop building that shrine for Photo Boy.

  27. Hugh Jackman Loafers No Socks
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    Australians are the only actors who look remotely normal after becoming famous. Even with the stupid shoes he’s still just a dad with a bag of shitty McBurritos and a bottled water.

    • Jackman looks like a nice guy – and unlike the half mad, Alec Baldwin, who perpetually appears to be tottering on the brink of going berserk and committing homicide, he always seems to be in a good mood and is happy.

      • I admire this about him. It’s a pretty big achievement in Australia when you become famous and the Aussies don’t immediately claim that you’re a Kiwi cunt, so he must be a decent bloke.

  28. Cameron Diaz Jason Segel Sex Tape Set
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    Poor guy hasn’t stop vomiting since her nude scene.

  29. Katie Holmes Legs Minidress Gravity Premiere
    EricLR
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    No, I’m not actually in the movie…but hey look, no panties!

  30. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
    EricLR
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    Yeah, he’s been like that ever since his role in “The World According to Garp.”

  31. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
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    25 guys in ONE NIGHT?? Impressive, my dear!

  32. Farrah Abraham Cleavage No Pants Girls And Corpses Magazine Spread
    Inner Retard
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    Dear GOP see what happens when the government shuts down?

  33. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Kill Your Darlings Screening
    Spleen
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    He’s a regular customer of Heisenberg.

  34. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
    EricLR
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    Buffy the Martini Slayer.

  35. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
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    Stallone’s mother looks like shit!

  36. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    JO JO
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    her face is 57 and her body is 7holy yeezuz

  37. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Kill Your Darlings Screening
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    Future James Bond.

  38. Hugh Jackman Loafers No Socks
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    Bet he dresses as Jonah Hill for Halloween.

  39. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Arms
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    holy roid rage batman

  40. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    rican
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    Very clever, a Denise Richards photo followed by a Denise Richards close up.

  41. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes
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    Her mom has her filming herself 24-7 now, as training.

  42. Cameron Diaz Jason Segel Sex Tape Set
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    She’s practicing before the titular sex tape.

  43. George Clooney Sandra Bullock Gravity Premiere
    EricLR
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    Keep your shit together, talk nice to the press, tell them that it was great working with me…and nobody’s black baby gets hurt.

    • catapostrophe

      “And as a bonus, I’ll give you a ride on my boat if you pretend that I flirted with you or any other woman on set.”

  44. Barbara Walters No Make Up Haggard Face
    rican
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    Barbara Walters accidentally walks into a cameo appearance during filming of “Walking Dead”.

  45. David Beckham Wearing Only Underwear Hanging From Wire H&M Commercial
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    Sneeking out for a beer was never easy. But David found a fun way to do it.

  46. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
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    Fucking Trinity.

  47. Katie Holmes Legs Minidress Gravity Premiere
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    Nice legs!

  48. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Betrayal Broadway
    EricLR
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    Could be worse. He could be acting alongside Tom Cruise instead.

  49. Ja Rule Huge Muscles
    bean
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    I’m not entirely convinced the aniston pregnancy rumors are true..

  50. Ciara Cleavage See Through Dress Mademoiselle C Premiere
    EricLR
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    Ciara brings Hepatitis B to Mademoiselle C.

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