Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where normally I’d take an offhand shot at a political hot topic, like the current government shutdown, but the bleak reality of our completely broken system isn’t geting me in the mood for snark. Plus, shoving ideology into a feature that on a daily basis contains pictures like this one where the only purpose is to bait a blow job joke isn’t appropriate or effective. So allow me to tee off the first blow job joke with Farrah Abraham, who’s probably requesting a procedure to have her throat widened. To fit more dicks. There’s also John Lithgow, who thinks your messenger bag is for fags, Joe Gorga‘s nightmare, David Beckham dangling above John Travolta‘s cage in an object lesson about the dangers of rejecting Scientology, and Kate Upton without makeup.
And cue guys trying to pretend a few zits would ever make them ignore the mind erasing magic of giant breasts. Try to tell me that face on anything under a C cup wouldn’t be ringing up gas,
- Photo Boy