The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.2.13

October 2nd, 2013 // 426 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where normally I’d take an offhand shot at a political hot topic, like the current government shutdown, but the bleak reality of our completely broken system isn’t geting me in the mood for snark. Plus, shoving ideology into a feature that on a daily basis contains pictures like this one where the only purpose is to bait a blow job joke isn’t appropriate or effective. So allow me to tee off the first blow job joke with Farrah Abraham, who’s probably requesting a procedure to have her throat widened. To fit more dicks. There’s also John Lithgow, who thinks your messenger bag is for fags, Joe Gorga‘s nightmare, David Beckham dangling above John Travolta‘s cage in an object lesson about the dangers of rejecting Scientology, and Kate Upton without makeup.

And cue guys trying to pretend a few zits would ever make them ignore the mind erasing magic of giant breasts. Try to tell me that face on anything under a C cup wouldn’t be ringing up gas,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    Yeah, because removing the chin implant is going to fix everything.

  2. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
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    Just because it’s right for Earvin Johnson III…

  3. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup Workout Clothes
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    If not pumping gas, then some other profession that requires a hairnet.

  4. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
    yourmom
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    Good to see she’s putting that porn cash to good use…

  5. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    Fappuccino
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    Oh my goodness

  6. Kelly Brook Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    JC
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    Kelly Brooks’ instagram may be the only pure goodness left in the world today.

  7. Farrah Abraham Cleavage No Pants Girls And Corpses Magazine Spread
    Fappuccino
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    This bitch would bang a corpse for money

  8. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Betrayal Broadway
    yourmom
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    “Now, we’ll see how YOU like it. That’s right, bite the pillow and take it, bitch.”

  9. Katie Holmes Legs Minidress Gravity Premiere
    JC
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    She started to say something bad about Scientology, but then the deep programming kicked in and she involuntarily started performing, “I”m a little teapot…”

  10. Sarah Michelle Gellar Legs Short Shorts
    JC
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    Buffy the Vodka Slayer

  11. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Arms
    yourmom
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    Fuck. Madonna got another one…

  12. Kelly Brook Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    schmidtler
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    I always knew she was more than just a great set of tits.

  13. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
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    This guy’s awesome… I would argue that the way he delivered the word “cunt” as the Trinity Killer was the greatest use of that word in modern cinematography, with Robert Carlyle’s Begbie in Trainspotting as a close second, third, fourth, fifth…

  14. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Betrayal Broadway
    JC
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    If the next bit of action involves a strap-on, then my interest in theater is rekindled.

  15. Daniel Radcliffe Cracked Out Kill Your Darlings Screening
    donkeylicks
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    “What do you mean that’s just the title of the show, do you know how tough it was to get both Emma and Rupert to agree to this?”

  16. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Tight Leather Dress Instagram
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    Yeah, I’ve got to refinish my deck every couple of years, too.

  17. Denise Richards Ultra Skinny Arms
    JC
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    So, she had Iggy Pop’s arms surgically grafted onto her body?

  18. Kelly Brook Butt Swimsuit Instagram
    Deacon Jones
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    I wouldnt mind eating some apple pie out of that ass crack

    (what?)

  19. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
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    Fuck you, Orlando Bloom.

    That is all.

  20. David Beckham Wearing Only Underwear Hanging From Wire H&M Commercial
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    If this commercial involved blindfolded mexican kids with bats, I’m going to buy some of whatever they’re selling.

  21. Kylie Jenner Legs Daisy Dukes
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    *prays for open manhole*

  22. Cameron Diaz Jason Segel Sex Tape Set
    donkeylicks
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    While not pictured but guaranteed to be in Cameron’s line of site… The Vespa.

  23. Farrah Abraham Cleavage No Pants Girls And Corpses Magazine Spread
    JC
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    “Farrah Abrams wears the Girls & Corpses t-shirt…and nothing else…except for the chin implant…and the cheek implants…and the breast implants…and some leftover santorum…”

  24. Jesse Ventura Balding Wispy Gray Hair
    Deacon Jones
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    These are the guys that tell everyone else that they are nuts.

  25. Ja Rule Huge Muscles
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    I can’t relate to this picture in any way, shape or form. Oh, wait… I know what it’s like to wear glasses.

  26. David Beckham Wearing Only Underwear Hanging From Wire H&M Commercial
    Smapdi
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    A desperate attempt to be thought of as well-hung.

  27. Kendall Jenner Butt Tight Jeans
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    Hope you’re up for a sex tape when OJ gets released from prison, dear.

  28. Kelly Brook Butt Swimsuit Instagram
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    When? What? How… did she get that? Bless her…

  29. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
    donkeylicks
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    “I beg your pardon sir and madam this is my Uncle! Yes we’re carnally intimate, but he’s still my Uncle.”

  30. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    I agree the chin implant is a distraction during the finishing shot.

  31. David Beckham Wearing Only Underwear Hanging From Wire H&M Commercial
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    Victoria has had to take drastic measures to keep him from adjusting himself. It’s the only way he’ll learn.

  32. Janice Dickinson Sinewy Arms Paul & Joe Fashion Show Paris Fashion Week
    Deacon Jones
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    Trying to figure out where to begin on this picture is like cleaning the garage, you dont know where to begin.

  33. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
    Smapdi
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    “Blimey, Roker, did you shart again?”

  34. Barbara Walters No Make Up Haggard Face
    Deacon Jones
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    lmao

  35. Ja Rule Huge Muscles
    Rabid1
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    Just got texted his name change to L.L. Cool Junior was accepted.

  36. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
    Juch
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    While the interview went on for hours, Bloom was still unable to convince the three that he’s the guy banging Miranda Kerr.

  37. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    Apparently her chin gets stabby while performing…

  38. Ian McKellen Orlando Bloom Natalie Morales Al Roker The Today Show
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    Man, that look from Ian McKellen – you know Roker has to be sharting himself.

  39. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    Doctor: “I don’t understand, this implant is rated for over two million scrotum impacts”
    Farrah: “You’re saying I need a new one every WEEK?”

  40. Barbara Walters No Make Up Haggard Face
    Rabid1
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    Night Of The Living Walters

  41. Rachel Weisz Daniel Craig Betrayal Broadway
    donkeylicks
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    Yeah, my wife hit me with a bit of the strap-on while passed out once and believe me betrayal doesn’t begin to cover it.

  42. Cameron Diaz Jason Segel Sex Tape Set
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    A-rod has already bought 20,000 tickets to this.

  43. Hugh Jackman Loafers No Socks
    Smapdi
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    “You must be this tall for me to enter you. Oops, I mean for you to ride me at Disneyland. Uhm, dang . . . “

  44. Estelle Harris Bandage On Nose CBGB Premiere
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    Looking good, Mrs. Costanza. I hear you’re out there.

  45. Kate Upton Acne No Makeup Workout Clothes
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    Is she on her way to do a “before” photoshoot for Proactiv?

  46. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Tight Leather Dress Instagram
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    Please someone introduce her to Fire marshal Bill…

  47. Hugh Jackman Loafers No Socks
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    No, Hugh Jackman, I do not want to smell your fingers.

  48. David Beckham Wearing Only Underwear Hanging From Wire H&M Commercial
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    You know he is just dying right now seeing as he can’t scratch his balls.

  49. John Lithgow Carrying Purse
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    “I call it a ShatBag”

  50. Farrah Abraham Chim Implant Removal Consultation
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    Maybe he can install a brain too while he is at it? Is she gong to pay for the operation with anal sex? Might not be a bad deal.

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