The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.19.11

October 19th, 2011 // 404 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a sidewalk performance of Beauty and the Beast – Haha, Beast has an iPhone. That’s topical! – the non-pregnant Duff sister who went with silicone instead of lactation and David Hasselhoff about to confuse a man’s back for a cheeseburger. “My God it even has those jackets I like… Floor! I need a floor.”

That last pic just happened,

- The Superficial

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    L
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    Anyone else distracted by the absurdly long toes?

    • richie

      LOL…no!

      • Jillia

        Hahaha! I have long “finger toes” like that. Leave our piggies alone!! ;)

        But seriously, when you’re tall, lean and lanky, everything’s long. Toes and fingers included. Oh, and first person to say clit gets a punch in the face.

  2. Chaz Bono
    Govt. Cheese
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    What ladylike hands you have …BRO!

  3. Bai Ling
    Oz Matters
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    I just don’t think these “Fantasy Ultimate Bra” things are working as they should.

  4. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    elaine benes
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    The Villains…

  5. Joe Jonas Crotch Grab
    Ana
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    Looks like he has to pee — really, really badly!

  6. Haylie Duff Cleavage Nipples
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    Katherine Heig-hell.

  7. Katherine Heigl
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    (thinking) I’m so bored with mojitos…is 9am too early to switch to scotch?(end what passes for thinking)

  8. Haylie Duff Cleavage Nipples
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    Damn…check out the butterface on this chick.

  9. Gretchen Mol
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    she needs to head to the Crest Whitestrips store.

  10. John Cho
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    Yeah, wear the sunglasses on the forehead…because wearing them over your eyes at night would just look stupid.

  11. Joe Jonas Crotch Grab
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    “waaahhhhh…but I don’t wanna sing any more Mr Mouse!”

  12. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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    It’s a bra AND a tampon…how awesome is that?

    Answer: not very.

  13. Kristie Alley
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    I thought it was Britney Spears

  14. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    AnnaDraconida
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    Confidence. She’s got way too fucking much of it.

  15. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    AnnaDraconida
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    The perfect job for her. She doesn’t even have to wear a costume.

  16. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    AnnaDraconida
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    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF

  17. Henry Winkler
    arnieblackblack
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    Step into my office…

  18. Chaz Bono
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    I love how you can take a chick, make her full bull dyke lesbian, cut her boobs off, legally change her sex to male, take enough hormone overdose to grow a pitiful beard…and “he” is STILL never going to put down the iphone.

  19. Chaz Bono
    AnnaDraconida
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    He just spotted tit-shaped cupcakes.

  20. Katherine Heigl
    AnnaDraconida
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    She looks like she’s been sentenced to watch all her movies in a row.

  21. Kristie Alley
    AnnaDraconida
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    I thought it was Marilyn Manson without lipstick.

  22. Verne Troyer GIF
    AnnaDraconida
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    WIN

  23. Kristie Alley
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    Turkey neck.

  24. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
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    That’s not a woman….That’s a MAN baby!

  25. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    Chaz Bono likes cock now?

  26. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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    Makes me want to beat the fuck out of Orlando Bloom even more.

  27. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    Rockem
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    It looks old.

  28. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    pam
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    I’m high but I seriously thought that was Ru Paul.

  29. Kristie Alley
    Tuppy
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    Star Wars emperor in drag?

  30. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    MDizzle
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    One word…….porky

  31. Bai Ling
    chicken chickenovna chickenova
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    Awww, I like Bai Ling. She’s special (or should that be spezzhhhhhul?).

  32. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    Khloe_is_a_sasquatch
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    I don’t think I’ve ever seen an uglier “woman” in my life. True story.

  33. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    breast pump, baby, nursing
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