The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.19.11

October 19th, 2011 // 404 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a sidewalk performance of Beauty and the Beast – Haha, Beast has an iPhone. That’s topical! – the non-pregnant Duff sister who went with silicone instead of lactation and David Hasselhoff about to confuse a man’s back for a cheeseburger. “My God it even has those jackets I like… Floor! I need a floor.”

That last pic just happened,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    cc
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    My hallowe’en costume…I am going to drape the back of that dress over my head and pretend she and I are a pink centaur.

  2. Chaz Bono
    Any Guy
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    good to see Artie Lange back on his feet, but he still needs to lose some weight.

  3. Verne Troyer GIF
    Deacon Jones
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    I will never forget him getting drunk and crashing his go-cart. Never.

  4. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Get to (mediocre) work motherfuckers… these flowers aren’t going to sell themselves.

  5. Kristie Alley
    bonerspunk
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    The future Katherine Heigl

  6. Bai Ling
    Venom
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    Ha Ha, I guess banging Dwight Gooden now is good enough for her to finally get some FaceTime on celeb blogs. lol

  7. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
    Any Guy
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    the ‘comedy and tragedy’ portrait of Hollywood life is now complete.

  8. Verne Troyer GIF
    cc
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    At the rate Lindsay is going, they’ll be indistinguishable in about 6 months.

  9. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    Venom
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    I see they did not catch all of the animals that escaped from that farm out in Ohio.

  10. Chaz Bono
    Lemmiwinks
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    Sorry Chaz, I was fine with the whole gender reassignment thing but wearing your watch on the right arm makes you a fucking freak.

  11. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    Venom
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    Paris in Paris?!?!?!?

    My mind is blown.

  12. Haylie Duff Cleavage Nipples
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If we could put her sister’s head on this not pregnant body, we’d really have something.

  13. Henry Winkler
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    “If I get this much bigger I’ll look like Gerard Depardieu.”

  14. Haylie Duff Cleavage Nipples
    Any Guy
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    shazamalamadingdong! A+ yumbags.

  15. Vanessa Minnillo Cleavage
    Venom
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    With no career or income, she could not afford the world’s smallest violin, so she had to get the next size up.

  16. David Hasselhoff
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    After downing two 5ths of vodka, The Hoff hallucinates that the fat chick in front of him is a 300 lb cheeseburger.

  17. Julie Bowen
    Satan's bitch
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    Is there ever a time when this woman’s mouth isn’t open?

  18. Julie Bowen
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    “No girl, I’m totally serial! I been in this store 10 minutes and I ain’t seen one brand I recognize yet. It’s like shoppin’ in one of them mexican stores”

  19. Chaz Bono
    Venom
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    Jonah Hill is fat again, well that did not take long.

  20. John Cho
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    Harold and Kumar: A Very Special Wait for a Cab

  21. Julie Bowen
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    “Ok, who the fuck put the NON ORGANIC gluten free whole grain wheat crackers in my basket??”

  22. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
    Venom
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    Damn she looks good, old man knows what’s up.

  23. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I look at this picture and it seems like she’s saying, “Please Mr. DONTKILLTHEMESSENGER, take me away from the shackles of this baby and Orlando Bloom. And this dress.”

  24. John Cho
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    So Margaret Cho pulled a Chaz Bono?

  25. Chaz Bono
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    You wouldn’t think a “person” with a mouth that small could be that fat.

  26. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ginger’s still got it but Posh looks like hell.

  27. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    “And then Kim went like this!”

  28. Katherine Heigl
    Venom
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    What a fucking horrid, arrogant self centered bitch. I can’t stand her.

  29. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    youbetcha
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    Is it oposite day? The good people dressed as the evil cartoons and the hideous person dressed as Minne?

  30. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    Say what
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    Yea never really got it with this one , cute but not amazing

  31. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
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    Well, she shouldn’t be dressed like a prostitute if she doesn’t want to get picked up by 80 year old dudes. Now they both just look really uncomfortable.

  32. Katherine Heigl
    Hugh Gentry
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    from the thumbnail I thought for sure it was Britney…but this cunt actually looks worse.

  33. Haylie Duff Cleavage Nipples
    Drundel
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    Damn. I don’t follow the duff girls, but are those real?

  34. David Hasselhoff
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Wooah! I’m so drunk it’s like the world is spinning. Wait..the world *is* spinning. Wooah!

  35. Katherine Heigl
    Uncle Phil
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    America’s Sweetheart everyone!

  36. Katherine Heigl
    Bob
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    How bad is it for her when Kate Gosselin is looking hotter these days?

  37. Henry Winkler
    farting old man's wife
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    He wants one of those smallest men in the world too!!! Looks like he wants the jumbo size!

  38. Henry Winkler
    Rupert Giles
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    Dont be disrespecting Mr. Coach Kline.

  39. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
    cuppy
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    For a second there, I thought I was in 1991 and that was Christina Aguilera.

  40. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    farting old man's wife
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    She looks like the financial aid lady at my college!! She is in her 50′s too

  41. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Shouldn’t Cho be the picture after this?

  42. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    farting old man's wife
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    Personally, I think the wicked witched face says it all!!!

  43. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
    ComicBookGuy
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    Look, it is the mandatory Marvel movie Stan Lee cameo.

  44. Bai Ling
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Those eyes are like notches on a stick

  45. hawkeye

    Open-toed shoes are not her friend… those suckers are so long she can prolly find a water well with ‘em!

  46. Henry Winkler
    hawkeye
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    “I’m telling you, when Ronnie Howard says he’s gonna fist you, he shoves it in this “FFFF”UCKING FAR!!!”

  47. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    farting old man's wife
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    He is wearing a Joe Boxer K mart sweatshirt to a movie premiere! How. . . Classy??

  48. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    GT
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    WOW! She looks delicious! Sometimes it’s good to remind ourselves what a real woman looks like.

    • Buddy the Elf

      no shit – after looking at that scabby tramp Lohan in every news update its a relief to see the beauty of the opposite sex.

  49. Chaz Bono
    farting old man's wife
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    OOOOOOOOOOOOO that is what my penis will look like one day!!!

  50. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    GuidotheRed
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    Four drag queens in Disneyland, who’d-a thunk it?

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