The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.19.11

October 19th, 2011 // 404 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a sidewalk performance of Beauty and the Beast – Haha, Beast has an iPhone. That’s topical! – the non-pregnant Duff sister who went with silicone instead of lactation and David Hasselhoff about to confuse a man’s back for a cheeseburger. “My God it even has those jackets I like… Floor! I need a floor.”

That last pic just happened,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chaz Bono
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    Reeeeeeed Robin!!!

  2. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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    Shouldn’t be wearing just the bra? False advertising.

  3. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    Cock Dr
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    She fits into that trio so well.

  4. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “They don’t need the flowers any more, honey. They’re dead.”

  5. Henry Winkler
    cc
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    How could the Fonz be a tough guy when he was only this tall?

  6. Bai Ling
    cc
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    Thank heavens! I was looking for something to snake out my drains.

  7. David Hasselhoff
    cc
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    That facehugger is juuuuust about to make its move.

  8. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    cc
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    Wasn’t Lindsay in court?

  9. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    Hey Hick Fuck You!
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    HEY WHERE YAH GOIN’ HEFFAH!

  10. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    Deacon Jones
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    Is he reenacting his part from “Boogie Nights”?

  11. Vanessa Minnillo Cleavage
    cc
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    Doing her Alvin the Chipmunk impression.

  12. Verne Troyer GIF
    zomgbie
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    and shady.

  13. David Hasselhoff
    Abby Normal
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    The Inflatable Hoff’s patented vibrating anus can accomodate a penis THIS long!

  14. Katherine Heigl
    PeggyGuggenheim
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    She’s depressed because the someone mistook her for Jessica Simpson.

  15. Henry Winkler
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    “I jumped that shark by about this much! Eyyyyy!”

  16. Julie Bowen
    cc
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    I hate those stupid little tomatoes.

  17. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    She’s there to tell him if he’d never been born… the grass would be longer.

  18. John Cho
    cc
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    Ah fuck, now I am thinking of Corey Hart.

  19. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
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    What the fuck is up with the bug-eyed sunglasses. First, it’s cloudy and you’re taking a picture; take the damn shades off. Second, there is only 1 Jackie Kennedy and she is the only one that is/was allowed to wear the bug-eyed sunglasses and not look like a complete douche.

  20. Chaz Bono
    Jim
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    So I guess Jonah Hill is back on carbs.

  21. Chaz Bono
    Fester
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    Chaz: “Hop in, I know a place where we can get all-you-can-eat biscuits and gravy TWENTY-FOUR hours a day!”

  22. David Hasselhoff
    zomgbie
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    woa-woa- look. at. that. deeliciouz burgerr onz that carpett!!1

  23. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Those ladies in the background are coming to the realization that the dress isn’t going to look like that on them.

  24. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    Phillip, that top coat has at least 6 pockets. I’m sure you have pockets in those pants also. So fucking use em already and get the damn iPhone out of your hand.

  25. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    cc
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    Hang on Shamu, I am out of fish!

  26. Katherine Heigl
    gspot hunter
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    Fuck you-This is my happy face

  27. Chaz Bono
    cc
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    Never has the absence of an upskirt been more welcome.

  28. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    bonerspunk
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    Oh look, it’s Maleficent, Valacyclovir, The Old Hag Evil Queen and Cruella de Vil!!!

  29. Frank Burns

    Super beautiful

  30. David Hasselhoff
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrmm.*clack*clack*Naaaaaaaaarrrrrmmmmmmmm.

  31. Katherine Heigl
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Madam, we call it Los Feliz for a reason.”

  32. Kristie Alley
    Fester
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    It is SO hot whenever she shakes her head and her chin-scrotum flies in the opposite direction…

  33. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
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    No more show kids, stands on the median and sell these!

  34. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    Any Guy
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    rollin’ rollin’ rollin’ RAWHIDE!!!

  35. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
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    Wasn’t he they guy harassing Natalie Portman on the subway? That pig.

  36. Verne Troyer GIF
    Fester
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    I want to be just like Verne when I grow up.

  37. John Cho
    bonerspunk
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    Hopefully he’s taking a taxi and not driving

  38. Katherine Heigl
    cc
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    3 seconds after someone said ‘Can you sign this for me Britney?’

  39. Chaz Bono
    car tires for the ethical treatment of car tires
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    car tires have feelings too.

  40. Kristie Alley
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Grandma Lenin

  41. Vanessa Minnillo Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    That’s her, “Oh Crap! I married a guy with no guaranteed income” face.

  42. Haylie Duff Cleavage Nipples
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    I’d settle for a sweaty Duff.

  43. Julie Bowen
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The black phone has a similar effect to the black microphone.

  44. Bai Ling
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    Did she roofie herself?

  45. Gretchen Mol
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    The Gretchen Mol on Boardwalk Empire? GTFO

  46. Kristie Alley
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    Looks like a pigeon did a strafing run.

  47. Katherine Heigl
    bonerspunk
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    The next Kirstie Alley

  48. Joe Jonas Crotch Grab
    cc
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    Notice there are no pics of the audience…due largely to the fact there was no audience.

  49. Philip Seymour Hoffman
    Any Guy
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    the Philip Semen Hoffmour O-face, didn’t need to see it.

  50. Chaz Bono
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is it possible that the guy who skied into the tree could see the future?

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