Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a sidewalk performance of Beauty and the Beast – Haha, Beast has an iPhone. That’s topical! – the non-pregnant Duff sister who went with silicone instead of lactation and David Hasselhoff about to confuse a man’s back for a cheeseburger. “My God it even has those jackets I like… Floor! I need a floor.”
That last pic just happened,
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Giggity
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Have you seen my career? It used to be this big…
The last thing she needs is another meat and two veg
His dick was this big…
I wonder if there is a Hilton at Paris Disneyland, if she was staying there it would be like Inception, except with more herpes.
Is she wearing her bra on her head, too.
Gorgeous leg!
Awesome….
Driver must have farted.
Well, thanks for noticing. I am a little blue.
“I’m looking for Peter Dinklage? Anyone?”
oh fuck I am laughing so hard right now
For the win!
#winning
Funny as hell.
Speaking of hell, that’s probably where I’m headed…
Well done, sir. Well done.
Yo, Ohio. Here’s your escaped orangatan.
hahhahahahhahaaa……AWESOME!!!!
Wow, she had a stroke mid-pose…. Or is it just an Asian thing?
DId someone die?
Why did I leave Grey’s? Why did I leave Grey’s? Why did I leave Grey’s?
So hooking herself out is how she gets her parts? Wonder if Mickey Mouse enjoyed her company today.
That was mighty tasty!!
“Whoa whoa, it can’t be! Are those? Are those really the Hamburgler underwear??”
The famous witches, that’s cool they’re all together at last.
Another failed business idea premised on not understanding the concept of demand….
She has the same shaped head as Tila Tequila
How to sell music… simulate sex acts with your target audience.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with the last image too many pastries have seen… A moment of silence, please
to me the “ultimate bra” is the one wadded up at the foot of my bed…but I guess opinions differ.
i like those full figure ones on the hanger at walmart
Still giggity
Even a mile away, the sound of the ice cream truck can be heard by the most trained of ears.
Cellulite on the throat. Sweet.
Why is that middle one holding onto her butt? Oh right… Kate’s her mom…
If Kate was your mother would you want her to find dirt on your clothes??
wow look at her checking out the 70 year old’s ass.
Dammit! Now Disneyland is infected with Herpes!!
Those roots make her look like some sort of sun demon…
heheh Indeed!
I was just feeling sorry for them. The roots, that is.
“Well, I guess he was about this tall…carrying an Emmy…he ran that way. Are you gonna get my purse back or not??”
Yes, yes… A size 4… A size 4 dog collar…
giving the facial expression of sex with her husband when asked what type of face does she give during an orgasm
No word of a lie it took me a second to figure out which one was Hilton, I first thought it was her on the right.
First time I’ve seen a photo of her WITHOUT a nipple hanging out.
Wait ’til she opens her eyes.
I’ll bet it’s not really her. They do all look alike, you know.
She is so damned cute.
Agree completely. Pow! Wow.
“Huh??? You want me to shut up and just dance?? Why? Oh right… ok”
She should get with LiLo and make some lesbian zombie porn.
That could either go really well, or… actually, they’d probably just pass out on each other. NM.
“What’s New Pussycat!! Whoa, aaah whoa, ah whoa”
She’s in NYC, but I can hear the thunder from her thighs a thousand miles away.
She looks like if you touched her, she’d be sticky.
I have it on good authority she smells like pork rinds.
You think she’s actually *holding* that phone?
I’d like to see you try it. I was at least that high over the shark.
why did i adopt? why did i adopt?!
That is one scary witch…and some Disney characters too!
Ooooh! I just made a balls of my vagina.
PhotoBoy is being clever. I like it.
Attack of the washed up tranny?
“I peaked at 18… .its been all downhill since then and now I have that sweaty, blonde mom clammy skin all the time.”
Does this still pass as pretty?
I never liked this one.
Looks like Britney’s older, less talented sister to me.
Personally I think she’s a fucking knockout!
Trader Joe’s Bitches! hot yoga moms and 19 cent bananas ftw!