The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.19.11

October 19th, 2011 // 404 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a sidewalk performance of Beauty and the Beast – Haha, Beast has an iPhone. That’s topical! – the non-pregnant Duff sister who went with silicone instead of lactation and David Hasselhoff about to confuse a man’s back for a cheeseburger. “My God it even has those jackets I like… Floor! I need a floor.”

That last pic just happened,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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    Giggity

  2. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    APPLE
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    :(

  3. Henry Winkler
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    Have you seen my career? It used to be this big…

  4. Chaz Bono
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The last thing she needs is another meat and two veg

  5. Henry Winkler
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    His dick was this big…

  6. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
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    I wonder if there is a Hilton at Paris Disneyland, if she was staying there it would be like Inception, except with more herpes.

  7. My Left Nut

    Gorgeous leg!

  8. Verne Troyer GIF
    Cynystasia
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    Awesome….

  9. Chaz Bono
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    Driver must have farted.

  10. Verne Troyer GIF
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Well, thanks for noticing. I am a little blue.

  11. Henry Winkler
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    “I’m looking for Peter Dinklage? Anyone?”

  12. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    My Left Nut
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    Yo, Ohio. Here’s your escaped orangatan.

  13. Bai Ling
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    Wow, she had a stroke mid-pose…. Or is it just an Asian thing?

  14. Katherine Heigl
    APPLE
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    DId someone die?

  15. Katherine Heigl
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    Why did I leave Grey’s? Why did I leave Grey’s? Why did I leave Grey’s?

  16. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
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    So hooking herself out is how she gets her parts? Wonder if Mickey Mouse enjoyed her company today.

  17. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
    My Left Nut
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    That was mighty tasty!!

  18. David Hasselhoff
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    “Whoa whoa, it can’t be! Are those? Are those really the Hamburgler underwear??”

  19. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    Anthony
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    The famous witches, that’s cool they’re all together at last.

  20. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
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    Another failed business idea premised on not understanding the concept of demand….

  21. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
    Anthony
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    She has the same shaped head as Tila Tequila

  22. Joe Jonas Crotch Grab
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    How to sell music… simulate sex acts with your target audience.

  23. Philip Seymour Hoffman
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    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you with the last image too many pastries have seen… A moment of silence, please

  24. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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    to me the “ultimate bra” is the one wadded up at the foot of my bed…but I guess opinions differ.

  25. Miranda Kerr Cleavage
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    Still giggity

  26. Chaz Bono
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    Even a mile away, the sound of the ice cream truck can be heard by the most trained of ears.

  27. Kristie Alley
    Texture
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    Cellulite on the throat. Sweet.

  28. Kate Gosselin Yelling At Kids
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    Why is that middle one holding onto her butt? Oh right… Kate’s her mom…

  29. Ashley Tisdale Minidress Cleavage
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    wow look at her checking out the 70 year old’s ass.

  30. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    Theo
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    Dammit! Now Disneyland is infected with Herpes!!

  31. Katherine Heigl
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    Those roots make her look like some sort of sun demon…

  32. Henry Winkler
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    “Well, I guess he was about this tall…carrying an Emmy…he ran that way. Are you gonna get my purse back or not??”

  33. Kristie Alley
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    Yes, yes… A size 4… A size 4 dog collar…

  34. Katherine Heigl
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    giving the facial expression of sex with her husband when asked what type of face does she give during an orgasm

  35. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
    Bob
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    No word of a lie it took me a second to figure out which one was Hilton, I first thought it was her on the right.

  36. Bai Ling
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    First time I’ve seen a photo of her WITHOUT a nipple hanging out.

  37. Cock Dr

    She is so damned cute.

  38. Joe Jonas Crotch Grab
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    “Huh??? You want me to shut up and just dance?? Why? Oh right… ok”

  39. Bai Ling
    Cock Dr
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    She should get with LiLo and make some lesbian zombie porn.

  40. David Hasselhoff
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    “What’s New Pussycat!! Whoa, aaah whoa, ah whoa”

  41. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    Cock Dr
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    She’s in NYC, but I can hear the thunder from her thighs a thousand miles away.

  42. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
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    She looks like if you touched her, she’d be sticky.

  43. Henry Winkler
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’d like to see you try it. I was at least that high over the shark.

  44. Katherine Heigl
    leelou
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    why did i adopt? why did i adopt?!

  45. Paris Hilton Disneyland Evil Witches
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    That is one scary witch…and some Disney characters too!

  46. Chaz Bono
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ooooh! I just made a balls of my vagina.

  47. Verne Troyer GIF
    Cock Dr
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    PhotoBoy is being clever. I like it.

  48. Deena Cortese Miniskirt
    M
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    Attack of the washed up tranny?

  49. Katherine Heigl
    Judge Hershey
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    “I peaked at 18… .its been all downhill since then and now I have that sweaty, blonde mom clammy skin all the time.”

  50. Julie Bowen
    M3Essential
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    Trader Joe’s Bitches! hot yoga moms and 19 cent bananas ftw!

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