Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.
Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!
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Very hot. I think I like what this girl’s got goin’ on.
“That woman is an impostor! I am the real Martha Stewart!”
So they’re working on a sequel — or maybe a remake — of The Brown Bunny…???
She just got out of a relationship with Tom Cruise. It’ll take her some time to remember how to use human emotions properly.
All these fucking haters…a few years of hormone therapy and she could be damn near doable!
Based on the thumbnail, I thought maybe Sharon Stone had dyed her hair black. I sort of wish that’s what this was….
“Yeah, I got five pizzas coming up. Meat lovers, piled high with lots of meaty chicken, meaty beef, meaty pork, meaty turkey, and meaty lardballs. $9.99 apiece. They’re on my motorcycle, all loaded to go. You got the cash? Good. Then we’re cool. See you in 20.”
Dita, Dita, touch my petah.
Dita, Dita, Dita Von Teese,
Suck my petah, if you pleece!
All right, fine. So I ain’t no fuckin’ poet…
She smiled gleefully because it was Barefoot Day at the local bakery.
Underneath it all she really was a pretty girl but she felt so ugly so she tried on a thousand dresses and compulsively applied makeup until it was too late- the limo driver was honking the horn impatiently- it was time to party like its 1969…
Mario is telling his agent that he’s tired of jumping over shit.
I knew Michael wasn’t dead.
Hope she doesn’t rub against anything sharp.
Audition processes are getting weirder and weirder…
Katie wasn’t in The Dark Knight because the producers thought people would get confused as to who is The Joker.
” Mr. Schwarzenegger what brings you here ?! “
Nice Halloween mask.
Stacey Keach is looking good for his age!
You posters make me laugh saying you wouldn’t have sex with Pam. The only woman ALL you posters are capable of having sex with is your inbred sister.
My inbred sister is sexy.
I don’t have an inbred sister. Now if you’d said “my inbred brother…”
No! No! No!, it’s put your left foot in and your right foot out!
“Comes with built in knee pads, I tell ya!”
Was this the double issue she shared with Sarah Jessica Parker?
“Can someone wind me back up? I’m getting sleeeeeeeeeeee”
Wow she lost weight. Scroll down. Whoops, nope there it is.
Still would.
Calling the ER to make a reservation.
put on some grown-up shoes, you idiot.
Maybe she’s violently too high.
“I’m gonna get some penis! I’m gonna get some penis!”
She is extremely talented, but a boob job would be a fantastic idea.
P.S. vino alan
And here I was under the impression that Phyllis Diller died.
Oliva who? just tie my shoe doll.
I loved it when this guy broke into that house and Ferris’s sister kicked him in the face.
“MUST… BE…. RELEVANT!”
C’mon guys, credit where credit is due. I mean…she totally covered up the VDs. There is at least 60% less hep c in this pic.
Is that roses shooting out of her butt?
I believe the term is ‘fleeing’.
When does the tranny get its sex change operation?
Her best look was always from behind.
“Yes, indeed I do sweat on relatively cool days. I’m callig for my free plant.” If anyone gets that reference I’ll be impressed.
Heading into witness protection after saying U.S. taxes are too low.
Just plain scary. Looks like she escaped from the “peculiar parlor.”
This is your face on METH
Thought it was Katy Perry