The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.17.12

October 17th, 2012 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.

Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Amanda Reifer Cover Drive Cleavage
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    Very hot. I think I like what this girl’s got goin’ on.

  2. Martha Stewart Yoga
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    “That woman is an impostor! I am the real Martha Stewart!”

  3. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
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    So they’re working on a sequel — or maybe a remake — of The Brown Bunny…???

  4. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    MrG
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    She just got out of a relationship with Tom Cruise. It’ll take her some time to remember how to use human emotions properly.

  5. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    All these fucking haters…a few years of hormone therapy and she could be damn near doable!

  6. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    MrG
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    Based on the thumbnail, I thought maybe Sharon Stone had dyed her hair black. I sort of wish that’s what this was….

  7. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    lady
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    “Yeah, I got five pizzas coming up. Meat lovers, piled high with lots of meaty chicken, meaty beef, meaty pork, meaty turkey, and meaty lardballs. $9.99 apiece. They’re on my motorcycle, all loaded to go. You got the cash? Good. Then we’re cool. See you in 20.”

  8. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
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    Dita, Dita, touch my petah.
    Dita, Dita, Dita Von Teese,
    Suck my petah, if you pleece!

    All right, fine. So I ain’t no fuckin’ poet…

  9. Martha Stewart Yoga
    lady
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    She smiled gleefully because it was Barefoot Day at the local bakery.

  10. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    lady
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    Underneath it all she really was a pretty girl but she felt so ugly so she tried on a thousand dresses and compulsively applied makeup until it was too late- the limo driver was honking the horn impatiently- it was time to party like its 1969…

  11. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    Mario is telling his agent that he’s tired of jumping over shit.

  12. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    I knew Michael wasn’t dead.

  13. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
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    Hope she doesn’t rub against anything sharp.

  14. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Audition processes are getting weirder and weirder…

  15. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Katie wasn’t in The Dark Knight because the producers thought people would get confused as to who is The Joker.

  16. Martha Stewart Yoga
    mbcl
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    ” Mr. Schwarzenegger what brings you here ?! “

  17. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Put It In
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    Nice Halloween mask.

  18. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    will
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    Stacey Keach is looking good for his age!

  19. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Stupid
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    You posters make me laugh saying you wouldn’t have sex with Pam. The only woman ALL you posters are capable of having sex with is your inbred sister.

  20. Martha Stewart Yoga
    will
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    No! No! No!, it’s put your left foot in and your right foot out!

  21. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    will
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    “Comes with built in knee pads, I tell ya!”

  22. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    stucco
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    Was this the double issue she shared with Sarah Jessica Parker?

  23. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
    will
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    “Can someone wind me back up? I’m getting sleeeeeeeeeeee”

  24. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    stucco
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    Wow she lost weight. Scroll down. Whoops, nope there it is.

  25. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    O'chunt
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    Still would.

  26. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    catapostrophe
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    Calling the ER to make a reservation.

  27. Ben Stein Double Chin
    hijkmno
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    put on some grown-up shoes, you idiot.

  28. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    Nick Swardson
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    Maybe she’s violently too high.

  29. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    Clueless
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    “I’m gonna get some penis! I’m gonna get some penis!”

  30. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
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    She is extremely talented, but a boob job would be a fantastic idea.

  31. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
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    P.S. vino alan

  32. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Hank E. Ring
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    And here I was under the impression that Phyllis Diller died.

  33. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Hank E. Ring
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    Oliva who? just tie my shoe doll.

  34. Ralph Fiennes Balding Hyde Park On Hudson Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    Hank E. Ring
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    I loved it when this guy broke into that house and Ferris’s sister kicked him in the face.

  35. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
    Cate
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    “MUST… BE…. RELEVANT!”

  36. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    squiggy
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    C’mon guys, credit where credit is due. I mean…she totally covered up the VDs. There is at least 60% less hep c in this pic.

  37. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Jonesy
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    Is that roses shooting out of her butt?

  38. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    The Royal Penis
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    When does the tranny get its sex change operation?

  39. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    amir
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    Her best look was always from behind.

  40. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    EZ-B
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    “Yes, indeed I do sweat on relatively cool days. I’m callig for my free plant.” If anyone gets that reference I’ll be impressed.

  41. Ben Stein Double Chin
    journalschism
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    Heading into witness protection after saying U.S. taxes are too low.

  42. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    Just plain scary. Looks like she escaped from the “peculiar parlor.”

  43. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Ronaldo
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    This is your face on METH

  44. Dita Von Teese Cleavage Bra
    Josie
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    Thought it was Katy Perry

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