The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.17.12

October 17th, 2012 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.

Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Martha Stewart Yoga
    Anderson Pooper
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    Pictured with her American-made prison bitch.

  2. Amanda Reifer Cover Drive Cleavage
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    Remember “Lift and Separate”? What were we thinking???

  3. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Ratner is doing what with my seafood order?”

  4. Halle Berry Legs Cellulite Daisy Dukes
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    She couldn’t stay completely perfect forever. It’s unfortunate.

  5. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Suri, Help me find a Starbucks”

  6. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
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    “Oooooh, that needs herpes.”

  7. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    So be straight with me, was she ever crazy-hot or did I just spend the entire 90′s drunk?

  8. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “You think Scientology is crazy…Wait until they get a load of me…”

  9. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
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    “It’s OK, I can just hold the purse over the stain like this until it dries…”

  10. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
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    If she wore a white dress with a red headband you’d roll a bowling ball at her before you could stop yourself.

  11. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Anderson Pooper
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    I feel dirty for having looked farther than his/her face.

  12. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Icehawg
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    “Bidding” is probably the nicest thing ever done on that butt.

  13. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    Now she almost looks old enough to appropriately date Jack Nicholson’s character from that movie they were dating in 20 years ago…

  14. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Meanwhile in the background, a bike theft is in progress.

  15. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    She’s turning into Steven Tyler.

  16. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    Anderson Pooper
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    The mustard-colored holiday tablecloth she’s wearing does nothing to aid her complexion.

  17. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    Bigalkie
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    Money baby

  18. Ralph Fiennes Balding Hyde Park On Hudson Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    Bigalkie
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    He’s an unashamed tucker.

  19. Alessandra Ambrosio Butt Yoga Pants
    Anderson Pooper
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    Whatever’s in that cup, it’s making her ass look spectacular.

  20. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Anderson Pooper
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    You’re all dumb. The girl wears inflatable pants one time and she’s labeled ‘this’ and ‘that’.

  21. Ben Stein Double Chin
    zomgbie
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    relevancy?

    relevancy?

    relevancy?

  22. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
    Anderson Pooper
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    I keep telling myself that somewhere, some guy is sick of putting up with her mood swings.

  23. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
    Anderson Pooper
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    If you turn your screen 90 degrees to the right it looks like he’s scaling a wall to rescue her.

  24. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
    Anderson Pooper
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    When did Mila Kunis become such a stone cold fox?

  25. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    “You’re so money… nah, you’re not.”

  26. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    I’ll always have a soft spot fo-wait… a hard spot for her.

  27. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
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    ‘Allo. Is zis zee bakeree??

  28. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    She scared me so bad that my penis is now an “inee”!

  29. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    I was going to say I “still” would when I realized I look older than this.
    Damnit…

  30. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

  31. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    This guy’s career stopped when Farley died.

  32. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
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    What’s wrong with her midriff? There’s a severely misplaced internal organs situation going on there.

  33. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Bigalkie
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    London strikes again

  34. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    Bigalkie
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    London…messy no more!

  35. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Bigalkie
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    Look at me.. I’m a pear!

  36. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    glam
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    She’s beautiful. This is just an unfortunate choice of lipstick/lipliner.

  37. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Biff
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    What on earth is wrong with her upper lip?
    And that…..Michael Jackson thing going on with her jaw line….

  38. Ben Stein Double Chin
    JungleRed
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    I think he’s the chauffeur.

  39. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    JungleRed
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    The transformation is complete!

  40. Martha Stewart Yoga
    JungleRed
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    She can trying for the tree pose, but those boobs are doing the downward dog.

  41. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    JungleRed
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    Lose the underwear next time if you want a shot at the big leagues.

  42. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    BenDoverman
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    You know what else you could do for me sweetheart? Paint my house bitch!

  43. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    BenDoverman
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    This bitch is about to burst it seams

  44. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    CanadiaDan
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    Ta-who-lah?

  45. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Jason
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    WTF is happening here?

  46. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Jason
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    HOLY. FUCK.

  47. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    Buddy The Elf
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    Here she is playing another opening of Krispy Kreme stores.

  48. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    They’re called Crest White Strips..pick up a pack or thirty.

  49. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    I believe it’s illegal in London to expose that much cleavage.

  50. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
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    It’s an insult to this woman even compare her to a Kardashian.

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