Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.
Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!
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Pictured with her American-made prison bitch.
Remember “Lift and Separate”? What were we thinking???
“Ratner is doing what with my seafood order?”
She couldn’t stay completely perfect forever. It’s unfortunate.
Completely perfect? You seem to have missed the fact she’s certifialby insane…
“Suri, Help me find a Starbucks”
“Oooooh, that needs herpes.”
So be straight with me, was she ever crazy-hot or did I just spend the entire 90′s drunk?
“You think Scientology is crazy…Wait until they get a load of me…”
“It’s OK, I can just hold the purse over the stain like this until it dries…”
If she wore a white dress with a red headband you’d roll a bowling ball at her before you could stop yourself.
I feel dirty for having looked farther than his/her face.
“Bidding” is probably the nicest thing ever done on that butt.
Now she almost looks old enough to appropriately date Jack Nicholson’s character from that movie they were dating in 20 years ago…
Meanwhile in the background, a bike theft is in progress.
She’s turning into Steven Tyler.
The mustard-colored holiday tablecloth she’s wearing does nothing to aid her complexion.
Money baby
He’s an unashamed tucker.
Whatever’s in that cup, it’s making her ass look spectacular.
You’re all dumb. The girl wears inflatable pants one time and she’s labeled ‘this’ and ‘that’.
relevancy?
relevancy?
relevancy?
I keep telling myself that somewhere, some guy is sick of putting up with her mood swings.
If you turn your screen 90 degrees to the right it looks like he’s scaling a wall to rescue her.
When did Mila Kunis become such a stone cold fox?
Huh? They don’t look even remotely like each other.
“You’re so money… nah, you’re not.”
I’ll always have a soft spot fo-wait… a hard spot for her.
‘Allo. Is zis zee bakeree??
She scared me so bad that my penis is now an “inee”!
I was going to say I “still” would when I realized I look older than this.
Damnit…
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAH AH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
This guy’s career stopped when Farley died.
What’s wrong with her midriff? There’s a severely misplaced internal organs situation going on there.
London strikes again
London…messy no more!
Look at me.. I’m a pear!
She’s beautiful. This is just an unfortunate choice of lipstick/lipliner.
If she’s beautiful, this is an unfortunate choice of face!
What on earth is wrong with her upper lip?
And that…..Michael Jackson thing going on with her jaw line….
I think he’s the chauffeur.
The transformation is complete!
She can trying for the tree pose, but those boobs are doing the downward dog.
Lose the underwear next time if you want a shot at the big leagues.
You know what else you could do for me sweetheart? Paint my house bitch!
This bitch is about to burst it seams
Ta-who-lah?
WTF is happening here?
HOLY. FUCK.
Here she is playing another opening of Krispy Kreme stores.
They’re called Crest White Strips..pick up a pack or thirty.
I believe it’s illegal in London to expose that much cleavage.
It’s an insult to this woman even compare her to a Kardashian.