Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.
Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!
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hi diddle diddle, they’re always after me lucky charms!
Hey Gar, it’s Artie… (cough-cough) …
Mick Jagger called, he wants his everything back.
Hollywood PTA fundraisers. Who needs bake sales when you can bid on the butt?
Has no one ever explained to her the concept of “bangs”?
Outta my way bitches, I got connections to the Alaskan White House. Or whatevah, cuz gonna set me up.
It’s clear now why Tim Burton insists that they live in separate houses.
“NOW do you believe it was an immaculate conception?”
I thought he got blown up at the end of Ghostbusters…
Somebody left him in the drier too long.
“Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot-piiiiiiiieeeee!”
Noooooooorm!!!
I hear that’s a European greeting. I need to travel more.
He looks like a toy I’ve got in the attic.
Give it up Madonna.
The guy is attempting a Vulcan mind meld through the wall.
Tom actually believes all that Scientology crap…
…this is my handle… and this is my…
Hello…I’m not wearing a costume…
I’m not going to lie. When this picture loaded, I actually pissed myself a little. Fucking hell. It’s like one of those “look at the relaxing picture of the green field…FUCKINGIRLFROMTHERINGFACE!!” joke e-mails people used to send around. Christ….
“I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fuck you.”
I really liked his game show. Well, his co-host, anyway. The skanky chick, not Jimmy Kimmel or his cousin Sal.
I hate this guy for a lot of reasons, but none more than having to watch that stupid video before getting on Rockin’ Roller Coaster.
Doesn’t look a day over 50. What’s that? She’s 49? hmm.
For a dude, he’s got a decent set of tits.
Why is George H.W. Bush wearing a blond wig and earrings?
I’m totally going to use this picture to scare my kids into obedience. Until they’re 30.
Those are some unfortunate proportions.
If you can get an upskirt shot of her just getting into a van hunched over, image what would be exposed when she sits down
She saw the barber pole and thought she was in the red light district.
How do you not get camel toe in those?
I know; very disappointing. Not even a cat’s paw down there.
but what the hell is that hideous coat/dress/plaid MESS she’s wearing?
I just saw her in a broom factory in a TV ad.
The New York Dolls did it first, motherfucker, and A LOT better.
Ruffled shirt, long hair with highlights, and duck lips… I just don— I mean— *sighs, shakes head and gives up*
Nothing but “Dude Looks Like a Lady” comes to mind.
The squirrel that functions as her brain has stopped working and is demanding dinner, while the fellow in the red shirt tries to ascertain where the squeaking sound is coming from.
Someone needs to tell her that ‘shit eating grin’ is an observation not an instruction.
Proof that she just slaps her name on all kinds of products she would never use herself.
Christ… is hep whore pam anderson still trying to play the sexy engenue? Posing bent over with no underwear & pretending she’s taking it up the ass at her age? What is she, 50 or so? Put it away, grandma; with your disgusting frankentitties, your sexy days are long gone…
“Deep Throat Model Management party”… Y’don’t say!
Sweet Ophelia, what happened to you?!?
Amelia Lily just realized she had sex with the doorman to get into her own van.
That face belongs in the ‘Big Book of British Smiles’
from ‘The Simpsons’.
what made you think i would not try to ask about pirates of the carribean and the hobbit
“While you are in the neighborhood…Release the Kracken!”
why did peter jackson do it no orlando no kendra bethune watching your fim the hobbit like i told you on omg
I wanted to look under your cuff to see if you were hung like John Hamm
How have I never noticed that she had eyebrows like a Juggalo?
What an inopportune time to be forced to smile while concealing a pube stuck between your front two teeth.
You know where you got that shirt, and it damn sure wasn’t the men’s department.
“Game…blouses.”