The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 10.17.12

October 17th, 2012 // 424 Comments

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.

Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!

- Photo Boy

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  1. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    hi diddle diddle, they’re always after me lucky charms!

  2. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    Mike Walker
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    Hey Gar, it’s Artie… (cough-cough) …

  3. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    The Pope
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    Mick Jagger called, he wants his everything back.

  4. Pamela Anderson Side Boob Butt Lingerie Twitter
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Hollywood PTA fundraisers. Who needs bake sales when you can bid on the butt?

  5. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    The Pope
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    Has no one ever explained to her the concept of “bangs”?

  6. Halle Berry Legs Cellulite Daisy Dukes
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Outta my way bitches, I got connections to the Alaskan White House. Or whatevah, cuz gonna set me up.

  7. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    The Pope
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    It’s clear now why Tim Burton insists that they live in separate houses.

  8. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “NOW do you believe it was an immaculate conception?”

  9. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    meeps!
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    I thought he got blown up at the end of Ghostbusters…

  10. Ben Stein Double Chin
    Animal
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    Somebody left him in the drier too long.

  11. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
    The Pope
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    “Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot-piiiiiiiieeeee!”

  12. Jon Favreau Moustache Aviator Glasses
    Feetsthss
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    Noooooooorm!!!

  13. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
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    I hear that’s a European greeting. I need to travel more.

  14. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    Allison Wunderlan
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    He looks like a toy I’ve got in the attic.

  15. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    Give it up Madonna.

  16. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
    tlmck
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    The guy is attempting a Vulcan mind meld through the wall.

  17. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
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    Tom actually believes all that Scientology crap…

  18. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    …this is my handle… and this is my…

  19. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    Hello…I’m not wearing a costume…

  20. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Fishballs
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    I’m not going to lie. When this picture loaded, I actually pissed myself a little. Fucking hell. It’s like one of those “look at the relaxing picture of the green field…FUCKINGIRLFROMTHERINGFACE!!” joke e-mails people used to send around. Christ….

  21. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
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    “I will look for you, I will find you, and I will fuck you.”

  22. Ben Stein Double Chin
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    I really liked his game show. Well, his co-host, anyway. The skanky chick, not Jimmy Kimmel or his cousin Sal.

  23. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    I hate this guy for a lot of reasons, but none more than having to watch that stupid video before getting on Rockin’ Roller Coaster.

  24. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
    TheCynic
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    Doesn’t look a day over 50. What’s that? She’s 49? hmm.

  25. Tallulah Harlech See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    For a dude, he’s got a decent set of tits.

  26. Helen Hunt Wrinkles The Sessions Premiere BFI London Film Festival
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    Why is George H.W. Bush wearing a blond wig and earrings?

  27. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    I’m totally going to use this picture to scare my kids into obedience. Until they’re 30.

  28. Kelly Clarkson Fat Tight Jeans
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    Those are some unfortunate proportions.

  29. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    Vlad
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    If you can get an upskirt shot of her just getting into a van hunched over, image what would be exposed when she sits down

  30. Georgia Salpa Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress LYNX Photocall
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    She saw the barber pole and thought she was in the red light district.

  31. Kelly Bensimon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Ismoss
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    How do you not get camel toe in those?

  32. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
    sandycakes
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    but what the hell is that hideous coat/dress/plaid MESS she’s wearing?

  33. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    oldfool
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    I just saw her in a broom factory in a TV ad.

  34. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
    cc
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    The New York Dolls did it first, motherfucker, and A LOT better.

  35. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    Ruffled shirt, long hair with highlights, and duck lips… I just don— I mean— *sighs, shakes head and gives up*

    Nothing but “Dude Looks Like a Lady” comes to mind.

  36. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
    cc
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    The squirrel that functions as her brain has stopped working and is demanding dinner, while the fellow in the red shirt tries to ascertain where the squeaking sound is coming from.

  37. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Someone needs to tell her that ‘shit eating grin’ is an observation not an instruction.

  38. Martha Stewart Yoga
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    Proof that she just slaps her name on all kinds of products she would never use herself.

  39. What an idiot

    Christ… is hep whore pam anderson still trying to play the sexy engenue? Posing bent over with no underwear & pretending she’s taking it up the ass at her age? What is she, 50 or so? Put it away, grandma; with your disgusting frankentitties, your sexy days are long gone…

  40. Paris Hilton Cleavage Breast Implants
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    “Deep Throat Model Management party”… Y’don’t say!

  41. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
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    Sweet Ophelia, what happened to you?!?

  42. Amelia Lily Panty Flash Upskirt
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Amelia Lily just realized she had sex with the doorman to get into her own van.

  43. Helena Bonham Carter Crazy Eyes Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Bionic_Crouton
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    That face belongs in the ‘Big Book of British Smiles’

  44. kendra joy bethune

    what made you think i would not try to ask about pirates of the carribean and the hobbit

  45. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “While you are in the neighborhood…Release the Kracken!”

  46. kendra joy bethune

    why did peter jackson do it no orlando no kendra bethune watching your fim the hobbit like i told you on omg

  47. Olivia Wilde Butt Sheer Dress Liam Neeson Third Person Set
    Brit
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    I wanted to look under your cuff to see if you were hung like John Hamm

  48. Katie Holmes Scrunched Up Face
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    How have I never noticed that she had eyebrows like a Juggalo?

  49. Michelle Rodriguez Cleavage See Through Dress Hollywood Costume Exhibition V&A Museum
    Anderson Pooper
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    What an inopportune time to be forced to smile while concealing a pube stuck between your front two teeth.

  50. Steven Tyler Scarf Bell Bottoms Sunglasses
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    You know where you got that shirt, and it damn sure wasn’t the men’s department.

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