Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, which I found difficult to compile having recently learned that my boss not only knows what a Honey Boo Boo is, but also is familiar with her catchphrases. *scrubs Photoshop with sponge* must get clean…won’t get clean… Anyway, today we’ve got Helen Hunt, who looks great for 80, Ben Stein, whose body swap with Jimmy Kimmel is now complete, and Jon Favreau looking like the kind of guy who could get you a binder full of women.
Mitt Romney seriously referenced binders full of women, HA, that guy!
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Introducing your new Christina Aguilera.
Her coach always said “Keep your eyes on the balls”.
Not pictured: Jon Hamm walking past.
*nod*
Gimme 5, up high!
Tara Reid’s stand-in.
Titty titty jiggle jiggle.
She has no tits.
Fashion tip for the plus-sized gal: If you color-coordinate your pants and vest to match your backdrop, you will look slimmer.
Yeah, just grab the head of it.
Titty titty jiggle ji-wait.
Is he moonlighting as a cabbie?
It looks just like Katy Sagel’s character on Sons of Anarchy….minus the chest scar!!
I’d like to imagine the guy is part of a separate photocall. Which means somewhere there is a different version of this exact shot, only with her as the random person on the side.
Dude. You just blew my mind. Like freakin’ “Inception”.
She’s practicing smiling, after the Scientologists wouldn’t let her for all those years.
He looks like an older out of shape Jean Reno
Who cares? Boobies.
We guys do, of course!
Anyone ever seen Boris Karloff’s “Black Sabbatch” – “The Drop of Water” episode, by Mario Bava?
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You guyz like my hooker costume?
Dude looks like a sad old man.
She’s the type of girl that is pre-abyss spiral, it’s coming folks!
This is just disappointing.
They’ve gotten so good at that claymation!
It looks like she’s balancing five things with one hand, that’s talent.
It wouldn’t be as bad if she had gigantic titties.
Are you suggesting a boob job to balance things out?
As a strong independent woman that’s her call to make…. but yes that’s exactly what I’m suggesting.
You think he would have dressed nicer for Ferris’s funeral.
What a tough job, she’s a trooper.
Well, don’t you look like a bunch of fun? A bunch of bleached, drunken, panty showing fun.
Christian Slater looks terrible nowadays…
WHOOOOOOA!
The curvature of her ass is, quite simply, perfect!
Darth Barf.
Go Katie !! To hell with the egomaniacal, smarmy, lift-wearing midget !!
Quantas…stewardess…35,000 ft…’nuff said! Suck it, bitches!
I hadn’t heard that story. I looked at the woman involved. He should fly KLM instead. Actually, everyone should (trust me).
Those pants are cutting off my circulation.
they look painful don’t they?
Meh, too fake. Pass.
There is no excuse for showing the back of your bra like that. Seriously.
She’s wearing a bra?
thinning hair. looks like his Heights, are indeed, Withering
Always nice to see one of our founding fathers out and about.
this is how I tore my own heart out. super fucking funny.
“…and when they pulled the driver’s body from the twisted…burning…wreck…it looked like THIS! Hahahehehahaha!”
Looks like a minx photocall.
which hobbit is he again?
Damn black “microphones” are everywhere.
You think Scientology is fucked up? Well I just drank the blood of Lillith so get the fuck out of my way!
Steino Baggins l’ chaim
i wonder if he had his vagina waxed today
I’d bogart that reifer
Taking cues from the Britney PR team, Pam tweets a pic from 10 years ago.
She’s so awkward when she tries to be female.
Steven Tyler sure is taking his time with coming out. Just do it man!
I spy with my little eye a Richard Simmons fan. Oh, and Martha Stewart.